It seems we're all X-Men

[DarkLordofDevon]

I have the ability to eat whatever I want and stay skinny. Does that count as a power?

 

[quiet_samurai]

Actually, every single organism on the planet is in fact a mutant.

And I would want super speed for my power, and the Wolverine healing would be cool too.

 

[jymbobjones]

well i have predicted things for weeks and they keep happening .... altho this could be a sign that mybrains f8cking up

Well, thats how we evolve isn't it? Mutations in out genes.

ye but unlike animals the bad mutations also get breed where as bad mutations in animals lead to death meaning that the useful 1s stick and this also sorta explains why great whites havent evolved much in millions of years

 

[ae86gamer]

I have dimples. Thats a mutation, but I don't really think its a superpower.

But either way... I want Spider-Mans powers.

 

[hermes]

Mutations are far more common that what you think; unfortunatelly, about 99,9999 % of the mutations are no beneficial, mostly are innocuous or negative.

 

[Total LOLige]

I established I'm a mutant when I read an article last year stating that people with blue eyes have a genetic mutation.

awesome im a mutant

 

[Joshimodo]

I don't consider cancer a superpower, to be honest.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Umm, yeah... I'll tell you if my kids can fly.

 

[Di22y]

I am your opposite.

I may actually have a useful mutation. The entire reason I went into IT is because I have this weird ability to either just stand near malfunctioning electronics and they start working again or to take anything electronic apart, not have a clue what is wrong, put it back together and it works.

I'm not the only one that noticed this mutation. My Mom used to joke about it when I was a kid, to the point where neighbors would bring over their stereos, walkmans, and computers for me to look at. I even have a consulting job once a month (for $150 an hr) where I run the backups at a lawyers office and sit and read a book while they are running. My client requested this because whenever I'm around, the backups go flawlessly, whenever I'm not around, they fail and something else goes wrong where they need the backups.

I have met other people with this ability too. Most of them gravitate to the IT field. People in our office will even request one of us to be around when they are running monthly reports (or something of that nature), just so nothing goes wrong. In our office its called "the IT effect" and means that when someone from IT is around, computer problems mysteriously disappear.

I breathe near it, it breaks. This becomes a major problem when I go shopping. The alarms go off when I enter the shop and then again when I leave. Real pain in the arse.

 

[willsham45]

I'm invincible and i will stay that way until i get shot, get hit by a car or somother death causeing thing happens to me.

 

[Queen Michael]

Man...
This made me happy, but I can't help but imagine how overjoyed I would have been as a 10-year old.

 

[Cargando]

Wow. I never would have guessed we were all different. Thanks Science!

 

[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.

 

[PureChaos]

let's see if i have telekinesis...nope.
pyrokineses?...no
psychic?...no...crap!

 

[Biosophilogical]

I can be quite persuasive (but I think that is just good reasoning skills...then again, in this day and age...I am the most POWERFUL mutant of all!!!

 

[Ren3004]

I got dibs on the nightcrawler mantle.

Can I get John Wraith, then?



I'm super normal. As in, there's absolutely nothing out of the ordinary in me. My codename? Captain Ordinary.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

so I'm a mutant?

I thought I was just weird.but now I'm weirder.

...yay?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Well...Since I have hair loss, I doubt I'm a Wolverine....

 

[Dale Cooper]

I got dibs on the nightcrawler mantle.

I call Madrox.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

its going to be a while until i can go to the Girl's locker without being notice