Alex Mercer and Liberty Prime will cause chaos and destroy everything as a distraction. Meanwhile Solid Snake and that guy from the Saboteur will infiltrate and kill Hitler so the Nazis crumble.
Let's go with:
Captain America (for experience in fighting Nazis)
Deadpool (to cheer the group up and for killing people)
Ralph Saenz (also known as Michael Starr, lead singer of Steel Panther.... to be generally awesome and to sing "Death to All But Metal" as we kill Nazis)
Minato Namikaze (the 4th Hokage from Naruto. He'd be there to teleport us out if things got nasty. Oh, and to kick ass with ninja-powers)
Yep, that's my four characters.
Gordon Freeman (crowbars and gravity guns for all [small](as well as the snarky comments he's thinking)[/small])
HK 47 (Killing obsessed droids are always welcome)
Link (His Master Sword is needed)
Gandalf (You need a wizard to do this kind of stuff)
The Predator.
Master Chief (he may be overrated but hey, he kills those damned alive things good).
The main character of Painkiller, because fuck yes.
And of course, Wrex.
So basically, I have 3 of the meanest mofos ever to be in any army and a sneaky two-timing Nazi-officer looking out for himself. Landa gets the three into Berlin, where they can stage the biggest bloodbath ever in history while Landa makes sure Hitler doesn't leave the bunker. Once the Führer is dead, Landa assumes power and has all German troops stand down. All four of them gets medals and Landa gets his house on Nantucket Island.
Joseph Goebbles - He should have a lot of useful inside information.
Solid Snake - Inside information would be useless if you didn't bring a sneaky one-man-army super spie.
Psycho - Every group of super soldiers/spies needs one of those.
James Bond - 2 super spies are better then one.
Captain Price (Leadership, stealth, experience)
Gaz (Awesomeness, cheeky bastard-ness)
Sgt. Reznov (Because every squad needs a badass Russian)
Sam Fisher (For stealth and recon)
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