It's about time yall played Nastyman!

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Drathnoxis

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This has gone on long enough! I know none of you have ever played this masterpiece and it's time that was rectified.

Nastyman Gold was released in 2002 to vast and sweeping critical acclaim for being one of the most polished and good written adventure game of ever made!


Nastyman was the best DJ around, but everyone hate his music, so they put him in a prison cell, and now he can't get out!

You have to guide Nastyman through a labyrinth of brain busting puzzles to ensure his freedom and make him the best DJ around once again!


The game is fully voiced and includes the most realistic wound system ever found in a videogame!


It may be surprising to learn that this game was only made by a single developer but it's true! The game was freely distributed back in the day, and I have graciously re-uploaded it for all of you to enjoy. It's a short game and can be finished in around 10-20 minutes.

Download it. Do it now!

C'mon, you have to ask yourself why anybody in their right mind would post this game 14 years later if it wasn't at least worth taking a look at!
Controls said:
Move Nastyman with the arrow keys.

Change selection with ctrl.

Shift uses selected item.

Use the "hand" item to pick up other items
 

Drathnoxis

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C'mon you guys! Play it! It's hilarious in a "so bad it's good" way!
 

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Drathnoxis said:
I'm not letting this go until somebody plays it!
I've run through this game quite a few times, and the hardest level for me was definitely the one with the laZer maze due to my stupid sausage fingies. The gameplay is absolutely ass/10 and makes no damn sense, but the dialogue is pure poetry:
==> smoke cigarettes
"I do not shmoke. I-I-mean smoke."
==> smoke cigarettes
"OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SMOKE!!"

As for the soundtrack... For the most part it's not too bad actually! There's probably only a few tracks that would drive you nuts after 5 minutes.
 

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Ok, maybe I will give it a try.
Maybe in the end this game is much better than DKF...