This Christmas I'll be doing what I always do - open presents at my grandparents' place on the 24th, hang out with my cousin for a while, go home, go to bed, open the presents from my parents (which will have a total value of maybe 20 USD, we're flat broke), go back to grandma and grandpa's for ham and potatoes, spend a vaguely contented few hours patiently tolerating my grandmother's passive-aggressive bullshit, go home again, allow post-holiday depression to set in.