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shadyh8er

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Got into a brawl with some short punk in middle school who kept making terrorist jokes at me. The jokes I could tolerate, but I lost it when he slapped me upside the head.
 

similar.squirrel

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I've never been in a fight. But I'm growing increasingly conscious of the fact that if the opportunity ever arose, I would be destroyed. With that in mind, I've started to exercise pretty heavily and I'm planning on learning a martial art at some point.
 

Sparrow

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One. And yes. I hope to leave it at that and keep my 100% win record intact.
 

rokkolpo

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As a kid, a number of times.

Nothing recently.

But I think I won about half.
The other half being won by people to heavy for me lift.
 

Just_A_Glitch

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I've never been in a fist fight, but I've been in a few scuffles. Grappling and take downs and the like.

Works well for me, because I'm a big guy and I know how to throw my weight around (most of it is muscle too). I've never set out to hurt anyone though. Hopefully that day never comes.
 

Arikarin Aririkamei

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Just_A_Glitch said:
I've never been in a fist fight, but I've been in a few scuffles. Grappling and take downs and the like.

Works well for me, because I'm a big guy and I know how to throw my weight around (most of it is muscle too). I've never set out to hurt anyone though. Hopefully that day never comes.
This, Basically.

I've never really been in a serious fight, there was one random bully back when I was in middle school: he tried jumping on my back, so I threw all my weight backwards and slammed him to the ground, the proceeded to kick the shit out of him.

[small] What? He started it [/small]
 

Fetzenfisch

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A few. Short but brutal street encounters. Groups of Neonazis or other idiots against our little groups of punks and rockers, friend of mine lost an eye when one of them hit him with a bottle.I moved out of that city a few years ago and thats the only part i wont miss about it, way to right winged population.
 

Alon Shechter

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Never. I creeped out pretty much everyone. A bully once threatened me but at the end all he did was give me fucked up looks as if he's trying to seduce me.
Plus, if I ever get into a fight, I can just kick. My legs are my stronger side.
 

Hippobatman

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Yeah, a couple, a long time ago.

First one when I was about 12-13 year old. One kid, who I'm good friends with now, were making fun of me when I was out cycling for wearing a helmet. I headbutted him in the face with my helmet on, tripped him and punched his nose twice. He bled badly, and I felt really bad about afterwards when I realized what I've done.

Second fight was with the same guy actually, some years later. We and some other friends were playing football (soccer), and that guy launched a two-foot tackle on me from behind. I told him that stuff like that isn't acceptable when we're just playing for fun with friends, and if he did it again, I'd make him stop.

He did it again. And I punched him in the face. He went home after that.

Sidenote: We're good friends now, honest. And I'm not a violent person, double honest!
 

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Nothing serious. Busted up some stuff at parties but I'm a nice enough guy that I've almost never been punched.

It probably helps that I'm 6'4 with pecs like bricks...
 

ultimateownage

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A hell of a lot of times when I was younger. Somehow, despite being really weak and unfit, I managed to win a vast majority of them.
They usually weren't fights as much as they were people being assholes to me, me losing my extremely short temper, and fucking their shit up before they had time to react. Like that guy being an arse in a lesson, and had his hand on the table. So, of course, I stabbed him in the hand with the pen I was holding as hard as I could. The entire pen pretty much crumpled in on itself, without doing much damage to the dude's hand. He cried regardless, though.
 

Cracker3011

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These 3 guys were trying to take my shoe (don't ask, its just what we do XD) and I preferred to keep it on. So, I kicked the tall one off me (apparantly in the balls, though that wasn't intentional), and got the midget in a headlock. The third guy got his girlfriend to take off my shoe as I was pinned, and then those two ran off. Since te midget was still there, I shoved his head down and dropped my knee over the back of his head. Not sure how he got up immediately after.

Anywho, got my shoe back afterwards (I'm guessing they didn't expect the school nerd to put up much of a fight) :3
 

Hiphophippo

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Nothing serious. Just some school shenanigans when I was younger. Well...I did have to knock out a drunk who attacked me at the bus station but I'd hardly call that a fight. He was stumbling piss poor drunk so it was pretty one sided.
 

Ulvai

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So no-one ever felt this... Drive? When persons bones are breaking under your foot or fist? Something that makes you roar and scream and laugh? I just got nearly mugged yesterday, punched 2 guys, the rest ran off. I wanted to chase them and beat them up to. Kinda scares me now, but than - I was euphoric!
 

Zeraki

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Nice Deadpool reference in the title. I used to get into fights when I was younger, but I was a big kid so after a while nobody messed with me. There was this one short kid who tried to prove something by attempting to provoke me though, but by that point I was in my senior year of High School and just wanted to get out of that cesspool of a school.