It's impossible to be sexy when...

[bigwon]

when your caught staring at her tits and then tilt your head to stare into the great distance with contempt for your trivial life..... While your working at fast food.



make the ladies dry up it does.

 

[Fappy]

Theme song to this whole thread (and by extension Fappy/Daystar time):

OT: I feel its impossible to be sexy when you're reeeeally into the movie on television, I mean you can put forth the effort, but you look like a distracted circus seal.

I don't know. Usually when Daystar and I are in the same room this song starts playing:


If you were wondering, yes, we only ever have PG-13 sex. Daystar's a prude.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Daystar's a prude.

That makes sense.
I had a feeling that it was all an act.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

As much as I hate to admit it. Back when I used to date I always took the girl out to sat at an Italian restaurant on our first date.

2 reasons.
1. Pasta is fucking delicious and I can't date a lass who feels otherwise.

2. If we can wach eachother eat pasta, quite possibly the unsexiest food to consume, and still be attracted to eachother then we're off to a good start.

 

[mitchell271]

It's impossible to be sexy while playing guitar for me. I play death metal and do vocals so unless you're into a 19 yo. guy growling into a mic while playing atonal music, I'm out of luck.
The worst part is that all the alt or short artsy girls in my town are all taken too!

Or when I come out of the shower. When I dry my hair (it's long for a guy), I get some crazy mad scientist stuff going. It sticks out on the sides, it's poking up, some of it's tangled, etc. Just about everything that can go wrong with hair goes wrong with mine every morning.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

While looking angry. Oh. Shit. No, seriously--I look angry in almost all my photos, and it doesn't work. Thankfully, I pose next to Wiseau, and he makes me look slightly better by comparison. Slightly.

To answer your next question: yes, that is autographed, and yes, he is a cool dude.

Also: eating caviar. You know how when you're on your private jet flying to your private island, and your stewardess tries to take a picture of you with your $10,000 camera just after you've taken a bite of your caviar? WHAT'S UP WIT THAT?!

 

[Setrus]

Being a naked, aroused man...and still wearing your socks, the socks just kills it, apparently. ;-)

EDIT: Darn, didn't notice others had already said it...good to know I'm not the only one though.

 

[VoidOfOne]

Definitely it's hard to be sexy, when you're next to someone who's sexier than you.

Like Jim Sterling...

 

[TallanKhan]

From all evidence i would say it is impossible to be sexy while eating soup.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Being a naked, aroused man...and still wearing your socks, the socks just kills it, apparently. ;-)

EDIT: Darn, didn't notice others had already said it...good to know I'm not the only one though.

Depends where you put those socks.
IfyouknowwhatImean.
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It's also really hard to be sexy when you are ramping a motorcycle over several flat-bed-trucks with a burning tiger on the passenger seat.

No, wait, it's not "hard" to be sexy, I was looking for the opposite...

 

[newwiseman]

I remember a comedian doing a bit about how there is no way to remove your own socks while being 'sexy'.

 

[blackrave]

Girls?
Petting a cat
Seriously ladies, you will never look sexy while playing with a pussy
(I'm sure that one day I will be exiled from internet for my crappy sense of humor)

Guys?
Not exactly in position to be sure, but I think PC gaming
There is some sort of zoning out going on while gaming in general and coupled it with pose one have in front of PC, must be as unsexy as possible.

 

[Barbas]

It is not humanly possible to be sexually attractive whilst working in a branch of RBS. It is a hopelessly cold and grey place.

 

[Jaeke]

It's REALLY impossible to be sexy when you are cracking the tendons of your body. Seriously, it's not attractive, especially when women do it with intent to draw attention to themselves.

 

[Charli]

When you have a cold/flu... kinda like right now. Dammit.

So ill... I'm an advert for Kleenex.

 

[Epicspoon]

It's impossible to be sexy while smiling, right after finishing a box of Oreos.

Of course the ladies will just want to make out with you anyways because Oreos.

 

[Epicspoon]

It's impossible to be sexy while turning into a rocket and flying into space. Unless she or he is INTO that kind of thing.