It's not a (insert series here) game without (insert nonsensical thing here)
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it's not the sims without me wanting to paint the walls with my own blood out of boredom
it's not a game for the "hard-core" crowd without it being almost completly brown playing as some magic health regenerating ass and having atleast a 50 kills every 5 minutes and online multiplay so the "hard-core" can call me a newb after kill me once and i've killed them a few hundred times (i'm of corse refuring to wannabe hard-cores) they are still pretty fun though
it's not a game for the "hard-core" crowd without it being almost completly brown playing as some magic health regenerating ass and having atleast a 50 kills every 5 minutes and online multiplay so the "hard-core" can call me a newb after kill me once and i've killed them a few hundred times (i'm of corse refuring to wannabe hard-cores) they are still pretty fun though
Its Not A Resident Evil Game Without The Line "What Is That Thing!?"
Its Not A Legend Of Zelda Game Without A Mention To Ganon, Ganondorf, or The Master-sword
Its Not A Video Game Without Pointless Side Quests!
And Its Not An Online Thread Without Some Kind Of Large Argument Going On Where Someone posts One Thing And Everyone Goes CRAZY over It!
I Am More Then Human
Its Not A Legend Of Zelda Game Without A Mention To Ganon, Ganondorf, or The Master-sword
Its Not A Video Game Without Pointless Side Quests!
And Its Not An Online Thread Without Some Kind Of Large Argument Going On Where Someone posts One Thing And Everyone Goes CRAZY over It!
I Am More Then Human
It's not a Namco/Tecmo/Team Ninja game without some seriously gravity defying tertiary sexual differentiation (or was is secondary?)
It's not a Blizzard game without a tremendous development time.
It's not a Lionhead game without Molyneux fanboying over it.
It's not an American horror film/game without the minimum required amount of gore.
It's not a modern day action game without QTE's.
It's not a Crash Bandicoot game without Naughty Dog. (Haven't played the newer ones though, except Twinsanity, which was good though buggy, and Wrath of Cortex which I didn't like)
It's not an EA game if it's innovating (Mirror's Edge excepted)
It's not a Blizzard game without a tremendous development time.
It's not a Lionhead game without Molyneux fanboying over it.
It's not an American horror film/game without the minimum required amount of gore.
It's not a modern day action game without QTE's.
It's not a Crash Bandicoot game without Naughty Dog. (Haven't played the newer ones though, except Twinsanity, which was good though buggy, and Wrath of Cortex which I didn't like)
It's not an EA game if it's innovating (Mirror's Edge excepted)
It is not a Civilization game without the realization that it is 3:00am and you haven't eaten all day.
That was developed by DICE, anyway.
It's not Final Fantasy without at least one character that is ostensibly dead/dying but isn't actually dead (in the case of FFIV, a lot more than one character).
It's not a Tetsuya Nomura game without dozens of pointless, oversized zippers.
It's not Ratchet and Clank without weapons that are awesome and hilarious but are otherwise useless.
It's not Ratchet and Clank without a few weapons that are mindbogglingly overpowered.
It's not a Role Playing Game without the flimsy-wooden-door-that-could-break-at-any-moment that you can't open with a Level 13 Silver Key!
it's not Final Fantasy without chocobos, moogles, the famous victory theme, and swords!
it's not tekken without the good ol' mishima rivalry
it's not metal gear without... metal gear... shame the devs who ported metal gear to NES didn't realise that...
it's not sonic without a partially furfag fanbase
it's not ridge racer without stupidly easy drifting
it's not tekken without the good ol' mishima rivalry
it's not metal gear without... metal gear... shame the devs who ported metal gear to NES didn't realise that...
it's not sonic without a partially furfag fanbase
it's not ridge racer without stupidly easy drifting
Its not a Resident Evil game without a Lazer Room
Its not a Resident Evil game without a Helicopter Crash
Its not a Resident Evil game without the final boss being killed by a Rocket Launcher
Its not a Resident Evil game without at least one line that people will quote forever (Jill Sandwich)
Anybody notice Resident Evil Repeats itself?
Oh, while I'm on a roll here...
Its not a Peter Molyneux game without tons of hype consisting of nothing but lies.
Its not a Resident Evil game without a Helicopter Crash
Its not a Resident Evil game without the final boss being killed by a Rocket Launcher
Its not a Resident Evil game without at least one line that people will quote forever (Jill Sandwich)
Anybody notice Resident Evil Repeats itself?
Oh, while I'm on a roll here...
Its not a Peter Molyneux game without tons of hype consisting of nothing but lies.
It's not Ninja Gaiden without a TV getting thrown.
It's not Advance Wars without multiple tutorial missions.
It's not Street Fighter without Shoryuken and Hadouken.
It's not Metroid without blue doors that open when shot.
It's not Mario Kart without cheating AI.
It's not Wild Arms without at least one friendship speech. Plus guns.
It's not butter.
It's not Advance Wars without multiple tutorial missions.
It's not Street Fighter without Shoryuken and Hadouken.
It's not Metroid without blue doors that open when shot.
It's not Mario Kart without cheating AI.
It's not Wild Arms without at least one friendship speech. Plus guns.
It's not butter.
Is trolling really that fun?ajb924 said:
Or is hating things just cool now?
It's not Scribblenauts without Cthulhu.
It's not Zero Wing without bombs being set up or bases belonging to us.
