It's not a (insert series here) game without (insert nonsensical thing here)

[BrownGaijin]

It's not a Persona game without playing over a hundred hours, and then finding out that you picked the worst ending.

Nanako!

It's not a JRPG without having to wait an hour before an official battle sequence begins.

(Actually this isn't so much of a problem in some of the older JRPGs)

 

[ajb924]

It's not a JRPG without crazy haircuts and at least one emo kid
It's not an American RPG if it has a good story
It's not Pokemon without some bullshit character destroying you right after you beat the elite four
It's not God of War if paint washes of
It's not Anime without fanfics, or cosplayers *shudders*
It's not Japanese if it never had a card game based off of it
It's not Kingdom Hearts without a great story ruined by disney
It's not a new sonic game if it's playable
It's not Bioshock without the creepy little girls
It's not Bioshock without something to beat the fuck out of you with a drill
It's not comiccon if you didn't spend at least 100$
It's not Saints Row 2 without the foam finger
It's not GTA4 if your having fun playing it
It's not Sparta if your pecks are real

 

[Slayer_2]

It's not Gears of War without insanely huge, manly guys.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

It's not a JRPG without crazy haircuts and at least one emo kid
It's not an American RPG if it has a good story
It's not Pokemon without some bullshit character destroying you right after you beat the elite four
It's not God of War if paint washes of
It's not Anime without fanfics, or cosplayers *shudders*
It's not Japanese if it never had a card game based off of it
It's not Kingdom Hearts without a great story ruined by disney
It's not a new sonic game if it's playable
It's not Bioshock without the creepy little girls
It's not Bioshock without something to beat the fuck out of you with a drill
It's not comiccon if you didn't spend at least 100$
It's not Saints Row 2 without the foam finger
It's not GTA4 if your having fun playing it
It's not Sparta if your pecks are real

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/Dont_know_bout_sparta.jpg

Also, it's not a MechAssault game without the most awesome freaking explosions ever.

 

[Necrofudge]

Its not your mother without my penis. that wasnt very funny. ill go die now

I will gladly help you out with that.

 

[Dr.Sean]

It's not a half-life game without a crowbar.
It's not a Half-life game without Gordon Freeman.
It's not a Half-Life game without Gman.
It's not a Half-life game without vortigaunts.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's not Zelda without a Triforce.

Not true. The Triforce wasn't mentioned in Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, the Oracle Series, Four Sword Adventures, or Minish Cap. ...or Twilight Princess come to think of it, they made references to it, but didn't actually refer to it as the Triforce.

You have officially been out-nerded canadamus prime. Please turn in your membership card on the way OUT.

Actually no I haven't, since if you quote me correctly I SAID they referred to the Triforce in TP, they just didn't refer to it AS the Triforce. Or to be more precise, they made references to what in previous games was called the Triforce, but in TP was not named as such.

 

[bcponpcp27]

It's not a Rayman game if it has arms?

 

[Yoshemo]

Its not Silent Hill without a radio and flashlight. (Im looking at you, SH4...)

 

[Valor6]

Its not a Spiderman game without more white substance than a gay porn
Its not a Portal game without a Portal game without a Portal game without a portal game without a...
Its not a Katamari game without drugs.
Its not a Phoenix Wright game witho- OBJECTION!
Its not a Phoenix Wright game without some random bull crap mystical ability/artifact that helps you basically read people's minds.
Its not a Phoenix Wright game without the inability for the jury/judge to think 'Isn't that just hearsay' or 'How did that defense attourney KNOW that?'

 

[infested]

It's not a Smash Bros. game without Kirby being overpowered and owning the ever-loving shit out of everyone else!

Actually, I found that I pwn moar as jigglypuff.... alot more than anyone else as anyone else.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It's not a Smash Bros. game without Kirby being overpowered and owning the ever-loving shit out of everyone else!

Actually, I found that I pwn moar as jigglypuff.... alot more than anyone else as anyone else.

Well, to each their own.

 

[LTK_70]

It's not a gaming forum without forum games about games.

 

[Pendragon9]

It's not a valve game without SOMEONE OVERLY OBSESSED WITH FOOD.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

It's not a movie game if it's good.

It's not an Armored Core game if you can watch a Korean play it and you can hold your lunch down.

It's not Halo multiplayer without the stream of racial and sexual explicitives from 2nd-year junior highers.

It's not a JRPG if there's enough clothing.

It's not a PC Game without GOD mode.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

It's not a Platinum game without the crying.

It's not Kingdom Hearts without mickey showing up to piss you off

and finally, from the land of shooters: its not a party without the nazis.
After all, who doesnt like murderin' nazis?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

It's not a Resident Evil game without a million keys and three hours worth of backtracking

It's not a Superman game without disappointment

It's not a Mortal Kombat game without impossibly long chains of combos and fatalities

 

[Mr36]

It's not in Silent Hill if there are no misplaced sexy nurse zombies (I'm looking at you, damn near every SH game since 2)

It's not a Halo game is Master Chief doesn't try to one-up the crazy stunt he pulls in the cutscenes of the previous game

It's not a Metal Gear Solid game if the enemies have two functioning eyes

 

[Kollega]

It's not Ratchet & Clank game without application of pure liquid awesome to even the most small and insubstantial detail. Same for Team Fortress 2.

 

[feather240]

It's not G-man without a speech impediment. (Spit it out!_

It's not a Pokemon game if your rival doesn't pick a Pokemon that has the best advantage over you right after you pick yours. (What a jerk.)

It isn't the internet without Trolls. (lulz...)

It's not silent hill without an annoying Australian who nobody really likes or ever will who's obsessed with it for no better reason than his hatred of all other things in existence and needs to go away so the rest of us can start enjoying life and forget about him and his stupid idiotic...

...his hatred for anything he smugly deems unacceptable! (Unless he has a snarky voice.)