It's Not You, It's Me...
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Alas, I've yet to be dumped.
My cousin Shane, however, found out his fiance was cheating on him, and she knew that he knew.
Her excuse for breaking up?
She's a schizophrenic, and thus incapable of controlling her actions when seduced by another man. Schizo. Phrenic.
Crock. Of. Shit.
My cousin Shane, however, found out his fiance was cheating on him, and she knew that he knew.
Her excuse for breaking up?
She's a schizophrenic, and thus incapable of controlling her actions when seduced by another man. Schizo. Phrenic.
Crock. Of. Shit.
Threads like this are just begging for some barely tasteful or better yet, tasteless, rape joke. Or necrophilia joke, that always clears up the air.
Dost thy step up to the challenge?
Dost thy step up to the challenge?
I think getting a steak knife rammed half way into the upper right corner of your chest is a pretty good reason for not going out with them any more.
That and they were producing drugs in their kitchen.
Yeah... doesn't really fit the OP... but whatever...
That and they were producing drugs in their kitchen.
Yeah... doesn't really fit the OP... but whatever...
I have never been dumped because I have never had a girl. But I have heard, "It's not you, It's me." and, "I'm moving." and, "I have to visit my father on weekends, so it is too much drama." and, "I'm not interested in men." and, "I already have someone." and, "HA! YOU SERIOUS?" and, "No, just no. Don't talk to me." and, "It just wouldn't work out." and, "You're cute and all, but not my kind of cute." and, "You aren't on my level." and, "I'm Pregant, so it isn't like I don't like you, but..." and, "Oh, it's you."
SO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING DUMPED. I AM KING IN THAT RESPECT.
SO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING DUMPED. I AM KING IN THAT RESPECT.
Something about how one of my guy friends told one of her friends that I went out to a party and had a condom on me. (It was in my wallet)
Well, I'm sorry for needing my license and money and shit.
Well, I'm sorry for needing my license and money and shit.
The one boyfriend I have had broke up with me because he'd met a girl online over World of Warcraft that he insisted he had fallen in love with.
They had talked and played together for a week and a half. She lived in Pennsylvania, we're in Colorado.
World of Warcraft. For a week and a half. Living on opposite sides of the US.
Uh...yeah...
They had talked and played together for a week and a half. She lived in Pennsylvania, we're in Colorado.
World of Warcraft. For a week and a half. Living on opposite sides of the US.
Uh...yeah...
I've gotten "this is too awkward" on the FOURTH DAY of the relationship. She asked me out too. She had her eyes on some other guy the whole time too.
Well, the girl I love lives in Seattle and I met her through WoW.Chancie said:
I understand your perspective on the whole thing, but it sometimes does happen. I hardly play anymore and we still talk on a daily basis and everything.
But a week and a half? Yeah. You deserve much better.