It's really annoying when...

[requisitename]

The fact that it seems like every damned program wants to install a toolbar with itself. It's ridiculous. I have no qualms whatsoever cancelling the installation of a program or uninstalling it if it sneaks the toolbar by me somehow and finding a different program that'll do the same thing and doesn't try to install other shit on my computers.

 

[Doneeee]

Religious people who refuse to consider that, hey! Maybe God intended evolution all along! But nope, it's always. "I personally do not like it, so therefore GOD hates it!" I'm religious. And I realize what evolution actually is.

Atheists who are more annoying than most religious zealots. I swear, atheism seems to attract the most vocal and just...idiotic people. Which is strange considering it's all about science and whatnot.

I agree with you 100% on your first point, although not exactly on the 2nd point. While there are religious nuts and rude Atheisists, I like to think they have a similar percentage of dick heads. Atheism is kind of similar to a religion in the sense that If you don't believe what I believe then you're a dumb-ass who is dammed(I also dislike this notion). I don't think many people realize this.

All these fucking "Like if you remember these guys!" photos on Facebook that my moronic friends keep liking. Fuck that shit off.

Oh how I fucking detest Facebook's current status. It's filled with posts that tell you to like this fucked up shit because you're a good person, like this if you believe in God, like this if you remember said thing everyone remembers and the most pathetic one of all which is the like for 1000 friend requests post.

OT:I hate it when people chew with their mouth open. It's just so disgusting.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Chavs

Wannabe black guys (like whenever my friend starts jizzing his pants whenever a gang of stereotypical black people walk past, mentions how cool they are and how he wishes he was like them)

Children

People talking loudly on buses

When I?m trying to peel the lid or whatever off my yoghurt bottle and it spurts in my face

Reality TV shows

People that say I don?t have a life because I don?t conform to their idea of fun or whatever. You know, just the phrase, ?get a life?.

Right-wingers/conservatives

Religion

Facebook moaners or people that have a picture of some disabled or cancer-suffering person, and say, ?Like if you think she?s beautiful!? Fuck off, that?s patronizing bullshit and why should it matter what I think of some random person?

People that think Africa is a country.

Waking up with a painful raging erection in the middle of night, and for some reason, it doesn?t go DOWN.

When I?m pissing and, for some reason, it unexpectedly shoots off into the side, sputters all over the floor, and I have to bend down and clean it up.

People that believe in misconceptions without bothering to do the research.

People that genuinely use ?YOLO? just because some famous rapper or whatever said it.

 

[triggrhappy94]

When you talk about politics with people and they either refer to 'agendas' or the 'liberal media', or when they insist on a completely inpractical opinion. I was talking to one of my friends--she is a she, mind you--about Santorum, and she insisted that 80% of women are whores and it's the president's/government's job to fix that.

 

[The Night Angel]

I hate when I am standing at a bus stop that only one bus stops at, and someone asks if the bus has gone by already. I mean how stupid are people??

I find it annoying when people mangle the English language.

Oh, and it's annoying when someone asks you a question you can't possibly know the answer to. like this: "What was I doing tonight??" They're your plans, you tell me

 

[Vegosiux]

...when your place is a mess, and no smiling infomercial dudes around to clean it up for you.

 

[Zipa]

People who post shit response videos on YouTube . Seriously fuck off I dont give a damn what you think about the video I just watched or your shitty attempt to emulate said video.

 

[Yopaz]

People who say evolution is just a theory, and worse when they try to imply intelligent design has an ounce of scientific merit

Yeah, this is annoying. Theory is not a glorified guess and there's not even possible to create a valid hypothesis concerning intelligent design.

When you want to watch a gameplay video of a game on Youtube and get an impression of how it is and the guy who made it can't stop talking with an annoying voice making poor jokes.

People who say your opinion is wrong.

Worst of all it is to discuss evolution with someone who has never studied it and claims to know more than me who actually has studied it and refuse to give any sources for their claims.

 

[The_Waspman]

If we're talking really petty annoyances...

Facebook. No, scratch that, Social Networking in general. No, I'm not on fucking Facebook. Stop looking at me like I just said I like eating babies. No, I don't want to read every tiny thought that goes through your vacuous little head. Stop trying to get me to sign up to fucking Twitter. I don't fucking care if Stephen Fry is on there. You know who else is on there? Millions of idiots whose opinions I dont care about.

The word (though I use that term loosely because its a fucking made up thing that doesn't even make grammatical sense) 'Quadrilogy.' No. Just no. I cannot tell you the degree of rage that it drives me into whenever I go into somewhere like HMV, and I'm browsing, and I come across a boxset of four films (such as Die Hard, Frigging Aliens - which started the whole fucking thing - or X-Men) and they have this term Quadrilogy plastered all over it. Its 'Quartet' you fucking morons! Say it. Quartet. See how easy that is to say? How easy ti rolls of the tongue? Stop mangling the langage with your stupid fucking made up terms! That is aimed at the 20th Century Fox marketing department, by the way.

There are many others, but they've been covered, and these are my pettiest. Or should I say, most petty.

 

[necromanzer52]

The word (though I use that term loosely because its a fucking made up thing that doesn't even make grammatical sense) 'Quadrilogy.' No. Just no. I cannot tell you the degree of rage that it drives me into whenever I go into somewhere like HMV, and I'm browsing, and I come across a boxset of four films (such as Die Hard, Frigging Aliens - which started the whole fucking thing - or X-Men) and they have this term Quadrilogy plastered all over it. Its 'Quartet' you fucking morons! Say it. Quartet. See how easy that is to say? How easy ti rolls of the tongue? Stop mangling the langage with your stupid fucking made up terms! That is aimed at the 20th Century Fox marketing department, by the way.

I thought the word was tetralogy. And people came up with quadrilogy using the latin instead of the greek. I do agree that it sounds annoying though.

 

[YingDerpington]

People who say evolution is just a theory, and worse when they try to imply intelligent design has an ounce of scientific merit

Yeah, this is annoying. Theory is not a glorified guess and there's not even possible to create a valid hypothesis concerning intelligent design.

When you want to watch a gameplay video of a game on Youtube and get an impression of how it is and the guy who made it can't stop talking with an annoying voice making poor jokes.

People who say your opinion is wrong.

Worst of all it is to discuss evolution with someone who has never studied it and claims to know more than me who actually has studied it and refuse to give any sources for their claims.

I am with you guys, the retards that say that dismiss evolution as just a theory that doesn't have any scientific basis or fact, using unverified sources (if any) to get their point across. Gravity is just a theory as well you know... the theory just matches all the evidence that they've found and tested. I challenge such people to jump off of highrise buildings, they never do it.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

'Am I the only one who...'

No. Unless you have some sort of uber freaky story that could never possibly have happened to anyone else in the history of existence then you are not the only one. Ever.

Aside from that.

When David Cameron, George Osbourne or Michael Gove open their mouths. David Cameron you are a slimy oily politician and I can think of no more insulting a word. George Osbourne you could not be more out of touch with the common people if you were living on Jupiter, and Michael Gove you are a journalist not an education specialist, you know nothing about the position you have been assigned and since your appointment was based on just being part of the old boy's club at Eton you are the most pertinent example of everything that is wrong with the British political system.

Seriously, Michael Gove is one of the worst things to ever happen to this country, because he's not making large policy decisions that everyone can see and criticise, he's making the tiny decisions no one really knows about, which means that an entire generation of children and probably more will have a teaching experience so substandard that the majority of them could be classified as illiterate.

*pant *pant

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

If we're talking really petty annoyances...

Facebook. No, scratch that, Social Networking in general. No, I'm not on fucking Facebook. Stop looking at me like I just said I like eating babies. No, I don't want to read every tiny thought that goes through your vacuous little head. Stop trying to get me to sign up to fucking Twitter. I don't fucking care if Stephen Fry is on there. You know who else is on there? Millions of idiots whose opinions I dont care about.

The word (though I use that term loosely because its a fucking made up thing that doesn't even make grammatical sense) 'Quadrilogy.' No. Just no. I cannot tell you the degree of rage that it drives me into whenever I go into somewhere like HMV, and I'm browsing, and I come across a boxset of four films (such as Die Hard, Frigging Aliens - which started the whole fucking thing - or X-Men) and they have this term Quadrilogy plastered all over it. Its 'Quartet' you fucking morons! Say it. Quartet. See how easy that is to say? How easy ti rolls of the tongue? Stop mangling the langage with your stupid fucking made up terms! That is aimed at the 20th Century Fox marketing department, by the way.

There are many others, but they've been covered, and these are my pettiest. Or should I say, most petty.

You do know that the term quadrilogy has been around since 1865? It's hardly a modern innovation. Aliens didn't start it, that's just an urban legend. Also, while the term Quartet is occasionally used for series of books, movies would more correctly be referred to as a 'tetralogy' from the Greek prefix. Since duo- and tri- are Greek prefixes, logically the next term would be tetra-, also Greek, instead of changing to the Latin quart- for some arbitrary reason, especially since Five would be a 'pentalogy' again from the Greek. What reason is there for inserting a Latin word in there unnecessarily?

 

[Brown Cap]

People Pass you in the right lane going 85mph

Hackers

Dying after respawning 2 seconds ago

 

[Zeckt]

People who try really hard to be cool and popular. No I don't care about fitting into your social status I'll just act the way I want and make my friends that way thanks. I have no interest in impressing you.

 

[Vamantha]

Backseat gaming. If your so good then play the fucking game yourself.

People who can't fucking read.

Being nagged at for whatever game I'm playing. I don't care what you think. If I'm having fun with Viva Pinata then I'm going to keep playing Viva fucking Pinata.

People my age who are complete assholes to me because I don't have everything they do.

Whenever I'm playing League of Legends to get better at a champion, someone on my team has to talk shit to me. Yes, I'm going to do SO much better now that you have stressed me out. Good luck carrying as Twitch!

 

[renegade7]

Organized religion

 

[The_Waspman]

You do know that the term quadrilogy has been around since 1865? It's hardly a modern innovation. Aliens didn't start it, that's just an urban legend. Also, while the term Quartet is occasionally used for series of books, movies would more correctly be referred to as a 'tetralogy' from the Greek prefix. Since duo- and tri- are Greek prefixes, logically the next term would be tetra-, also Greek, instead of changing to the Latin quart- for some arbitrary reason, especially since Five would be a 'pentalogy' again from the Greek. What reason is there for inserting a Latin word in there unnecessarily?

*Facepalm*

Y'know, I'm standing by my original argument (because this is the internet where nobody backs down) But only because the term tetralogy sounds infinately better than term quadrilogy. I don't care who is arguing the point (and this isn't against you, btw), I will never find the term quadrilogy to be anything other than an ugly, clumsy, annoying little thing that should be eliminated.

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