It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!

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SuperSamio64

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Well I've spent most of the past two weeks going to school in an all-black uniform, and have therefore begun sweating in places I didn't even know I could sweat.
 

Cavan

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Being one of those people who genuinely didn't notice walking through the snow in gym shorts (after about a mile and a half and 3 people asking me if I was alright, it clicked that might be weird).
I've been bleugh, tried to make the most of it and mow the lawn while it was dry and cut the ivy and such, but bleugh.

It also exacerbates every sleeping problem I have by adding HORRIBLE SWEATY HEAT to the equation.
 

Daveman

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Well basically the first really sunny day was last tuesday... and that was the first day of my exams... and the good weather is supposed to turn tomorrow/wednesday... the last two days of exams. I even had a saturday morning exam. :'(

So yeah, being cooped up in my room has ruined it for me as it's too hot to have the window closed but it means my rooms gets infested with spiders, bees, wasps and flys. I even had a bird try and get in the other day.

Also, for some reason there has been absolutely no wind either which makes it even more stifling... though at least were finally getting that drought we were promised.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Are you bloody joking?

It's hot out there, you know.

And I'm not on holiday abroad, therefore I can't deal with this kind of heat.

*Sips tea*

Quite
I'm f***ing melting here. Today, in the south west, it was a little colder, sometime even actually a little cold, which is what I like, and now when I try to sleep, it's heated up again. Usually when I take off my glasses for the night I do realise how sleep deprived I look without them, but tonight, with the added sweat, I looked like I was about to mutate into a resident evil boss.

People of britain, this has got to stop. I propose a sheild blocking the sun from melting our pale british flesh. Yes, I realise simpsons did it, but drastic times call for drastic measures!

Or, we could...write it a strongly worded letter.

*sips tea*

Quite.
 

miketehmage

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Sitting infront of my computer.

Hey don't look at me like that! I had my windows open! That's unusual!

In all seriousness I'm longing to do something outside but since I suck at almost every sport it kind of narrows it down. However, me and my friends are going to be doing the West Highland Way in a couple of weeks so that should be good fun.

Also it has been barbecue for dinner all week.
 
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I have to go to work in 30-40 degree weather in a suit. I am the only person in the building who is forced to wear a suit besides the boss, and he just locks himself in his room so he can take his tie and jacket off. I have to sit in an office with no breeze in 30-40 degree weather in my suit.

How the fuck do you think I feel about the hot weather?
 

BlackStar42

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hulksmashley said:
You people are weak. It's going to be 99 degrees Fahrenheit with 70% humidity tomorrow. This is totally normal. And I wear sandals most of the winter. (I google converted it, it's a bit over 37 degrees Celsius.)

It kind of sucks living in a swamp.

Also, obviously the only right way to drink tea is sweet, iced, and with lemon.

WHAT HERESY IS THIS?!

Ice is cold, tea is hot, mix them together, you shall not!
 

Robert Ewing

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When Britain is rivalling temperatures in Barcelona, I recluse to my room, to save my skin from cancer.

Also slags in the area take the opportunity to put laughable amounts of cloth over their tits as an excuse to court the rich, yet unemployed men.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
lRookiel said:
I've just complained alot.

I fucking hate hot weather, I want it to be cold again!

I'd much rather be freezing my ass off than be sweaty, fuck you Sun!
Agreed.

When I'm cold, I can just put another layer on and I'm sorted.

But when it's hot?

Well, I can't bloody well walk around naked now, can I?
and even then, naked isnt quite enough to keep one cool.

but yeah, cold weather is nice, because then you have an excuse to drink hot coco and wear sweaters and curl up in one of those really nice thick blankets near a fire. fantastic.

and if i ever get a girlfriend, she perhaps i can experience what it is like to do the stereotypical couple cuddling with coco in front of a fire, with a thick blanket.

wonder what that's like.
(also, im not trying to sound desperate, im 16, got plenty of time and no real hurry)
 

VonKlaw

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Opened thread expecting talk about Anchorman 2 and general Anchorman quoteage.

I am disappoint.
 

thylasos

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I'm not a fan of the heat, I've got to say. More than about 20 celcius is... pointlessly hot. I'm prepared to go down to -30 in winter to compensate for that.

Ah, if only I still lived in Russia...

Mind you, less mosquitos in Britain.
 

piinyouri

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What I wouldn't give for another ice age, or some global cooling.

Spring and summer can go to hell where they belong!
 

Necron_warrior

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Considering I'm a cold person (I do everything better when its colder), I'm not suiting this well.
I doesn't help this is my only coat. And I MUST wear a coat. Its indecent not to.
http://www.ukshopsonline.net/images/OC/NecessaryEvilHighwaymanFullLengthCoat.jpg
 

BlackStar42

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hulksmashley said:
BlackStar42 said:
hulksmashley said:
You people are weak. It's going to be 99 degrees Fahrenheit with 70% humidity tomorrow. This is totally normal. And I wear sandals most of the winter. (I google converted it, it's a bit over 37 degrees Celsius.)

It kind of sucks living in a swamp.

Also, obviously the only right way to drink tea is sweet, iced, and with lemon.
WHAT HERESY IS THIS?!

Ice is cold, tea is hot, mix them together, you shall not!
It's delicious heresy is what it is. Sweet iced tea is the way everyone drinks tea where I live. :)

And my tea is never hot. It's cold brewed. Who wants to go to the effort of boiling water?
Ye gods... 70% humidity? And 37 Celsius... Remind me never, ever to visit that part of America, I think I'd melt :) The hottest place I've been is Lanzarote. Most of the week, it was hot but not humid at all, and we got a nice sea breeze, so that's all right. But when the wind blows from the Sahara, it's like having a hairdryer constantly in your face. Not fun.

What's wrong with putting the kettle on though? It's a great excuse to skip ads, if anything :)
 

Ethan Asia

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I can't function in this heat. I've been resilient enough to not have to wear shorts, but I've been reduced to wearing short-sleeved shirts without ties. I feel so naked.
 

getoffmycloud

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Shanicus said:
ClockworkPenguin said:
what! 38! Don't you know that 32*C is the melting point of an Englishman?

I had to venture out today (jobhunting yay! none shall escape without at least one copy of my cv) and after 20 minutes my eyes just hurt. It is so bright, off every surface! I had to leave the shelter of my hoody for the first time since August and my arms are turning red as we speak.

Give me cold days and grey skies any day.
bullet_sandw1ch said:
what are you, some kind of lava person? i want to be comfortable, not boil alive!

[at least in canada, where its moist heat, not dry heat, which makes it feel warmer than it is].
getoffmycloud said:
38 degrees in this country you must be joking our government would have declared a national emergency by that point.
You would think so but most people in this country are rubbish at being cold too and god help us if it snows the whole country grinds to halt and the news channels start acting like it is the apocalypse and start telling you not to go outside without several days of food in case you get caught in a snow drift and this is just for a light sprinkling of snow.
Well, to be fair I am an Australian... so 38+ is the standard temperature for summer over here. On the bright side for British people though - you have resistance to the cold. Anything below 12 degrees here will net you a string of Aussies walking around in thick jackets going 'fuckin' freezing'.