Its the end of the world!

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Commander Nines

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The end of days are coming. Its almost 2012, the end of the Mayan calender and doom sayers are preaching on the streets, repent mortals! But no one truly knows how the world will be undone. Will it be man made? Nuclear war? Zombie madness? So I'm asking you all, how does your world end?

In my world it will start as a celebration, the famed Babe Ruth was resurrected from the dead by a nameless Voodoo doctor. He immediantly goes back to the big leagues, with no rules disallowing undead particaption he hits home run after home run. However, the party doesnt last. One day at Yankee Stadium he goes too far. He forgets in a moment of exhilaration to hold back his awesome zombie strength, hitting a simple baseball clear out of the atmosphere. The ball is destroyed but the sheer force continues onward, before it hits something...

An alien mothership parked between the moon and earth on a simple data gathering mission is hit by the powerful force of Babe's mighty swing. They panic as there hull is damaged and almost breached, seeing this as some kind of new attack developed by the percieved primitive humans. Fire rains from the sky as the aliens counter attack, wiping the earth of all life.

Upon returning to there homeworld the commander of the ship files his report, still with no real explanation of how this incident occured...
 

The Funslinger

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The world will end because that is the mysterious consequence of me ripping the tag off of my mattress.
 

Radeonx

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I finally take off the mask I've been wearing for years and everyone on the planet will kill themselves out of the sheer jealousy they would have at my god-like awesomeness.
Then I'd get bored and destroy the world.
 

Canadamus Prime

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It's the end of the world as we know and... ah you know the rest.
 

AlkalineGamer

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The end of days doesn't mean the end of the world you know, for that matter neither does the word 'apocolypse'

The most logical cause for the end of the earth is clearly that a chuck norris round house kick, meets a Falcon pawnch, this provides enough energy to unravel the building blocks of matter, creating a chain reaction of sub atomic fission that will consume the earth in a matter of moments, this vortex of destruction will constantly expand untill the whole universe has been deconstructed.

Eventually this building blocks will reform, with the event as an unavoidable eventuallity.
And thus begins the constant cycle of destruction and reformation.

Or it's all bullshit.
 

Radeonx

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canadamus_prime said:
It's the end of the world as we know and... ah you know the rest.
I'm kind of surprised that nobody on that video even recognized REM for making the original song (I'm pretty sure that they made it, at least).
Still a good song, though.
 

The Apothecarry

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One giant fireball. The world will end when the sun burns out and the surface of the Earth is plunged into a frigid darkness.

I still say the Mayans ran out of space on the rock they used for a calendar.
 

Judgement101

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I love how a calander ends and everyone freaks out. My calander ended in December 2010 so OH SHIT THE WORLD IS ENDING! Oh wait, it didn't happen.
 

dancinginfernal

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canadamus_prime said:
It's the end of the world as we know and... ah you know the rest.
I prefer R.E.M.'s.

OT: A simultaneous shutdown of all internet porn sources.
 

TriggerHappyAngel

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Peter Molyneux promises several awesome, but unlikely things for Fable 4 ... and they all make it into the game !!! D:
 

Canadamus Prime

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Radeonx said:
canadamus_prime said:
It's the end of the world as we know and... ah you know the rest.
I'm kind of surprised that nobody on that video even recognized REM for making the original song (I'm pretty sure that they made it, at least).
Still a good song, though.
It's the end of the world as we know and... ah you know the rest.
dancinginfernal said:
I prefer R.E.M.'s.

OT: A simultaneous shutdown of all internet porn sources.
Yes yes, I know R.E.M. did the song originally, but I just like this rendition better.
 

Caligulove

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I'd like it if on Dec 21, 2012 that the second Mayan calender just appeared or fell out of nowhere. As if to say, old one expired- here's the new one for you. Hope you guys didnt lose your shit and think something horrible would happen!
 

William MacKay

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everybody's just walking around and then BOOM! spontaneous fireworks. a single firework hits a tree, causing a wildfire. the blaze destroys millions of homes. an oil spill. nuclear explosions. bacteria become invincible and evolve, and mate with cancer cells, to become a master race of immortal, invincible humanoids.
their only weakness would be radiation (cancer cells, remember), but they evolved in a radiation-rich environment.
 

acturisme

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The Apothecarry said:
One giant fireball. The world will end when the sun burns out and the surface of the Earth is plunged into a frigid darkness.

I still say the Mayans ran out of space on the rock they used for a calendar.
Of course by that logic our world ends every Dec. 31st. We are all at the mercy of calendar publishers!
 

zhoominator

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I'd like to think that if the world ended in my lifetime, I'd have a hand in it.

I think I'd like it to be a super powerful doomsday device. Or maybe it'll happen when my sister enters a stable relationship *feels knife entering back of skull*.
 

Adrian Madhog

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I predict "Transformers 3" will be so hideously depraved and horrible that everyone who'll see it will immediately lose their primal conservative instincts and commit mass suicide (a la "The Happening")... and to all that remains, the next "Ghostbusters" movie shall complete the task. After all that, the last sons of Men will try to rebuild their society from the spoils of the old... a society in which NOBODY shall revive the accursed '80 again!
In this brave new world, "Animaniacs" will be remade... thus beginning the second coming of the glorious '90!
Unfortunately, there will be a few side-effects:

- PC Softwares starts sucking again;
- Office Women gets molested;
- Michael Bay directs the "Captain Planet" movie;
- "Seinfeld" is considered funny again.....

Now, THAT's an Apocalypse!