It's the Law!
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One and only one law needs to be instated in this world:
"No boredom allowed"
It shall both a man-made law and a natural law.
Should the universe become boring, BOOM, something interesting just happened.
It'd be like an action movie....except well written...and interactive.....
Just changed my mind, there needs to be a second one too: "reCAPTCHA messages must be written in the language of the people who use the site (English for those who speak it, Spanish for those who speak it, Arabic for those who speak it, etc)" BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT A KAAK INSPORTI IS AT ALL!
"No boredom allowed"
It shall both a man-made law and a natural law.
Should the universe become boring, BOOM, something interesting just happened.
It'd be like an action movie....except well written...and interactive.....
Just changed my mind, there needs to be a second one too: "reCAPTCHA messages must be written in the language of the people who use the site (English for those who speak it, Spanish for those who speak it, Arabic for those who speak it, etc)" BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT A KAAK INSPORTI IS AT ALL!
It's fully possible to drive without power steering, my first car was a truck from the late 70s without it. It's just a colossal pain in the ass. I had to actually exert myself to turn the stupid thing. It was much, much worse when the car was stationary too. I had a couple instances where my car was actually stuck because I'd parked on a slope too close to the curb and when it settled onto the parking brake, the front wheel got jammed onto it and I couldn't turn the wheels at all.TestECull said:
That said, I agree with all the ones you listed, with the exception that cars are not required to be manual. Mostly because I'm terrible at it.
You realise it pretty much has been, at least by Bronies (which make up about 50% of this site's population anyways). A man takes care to avoid being seen as feminine by his peers. A manly man doesn't give a damn about what others think of him.Giest4life said:
OT: All people should be infertile unless (or until) they are at least remotely suitable to be parents (i.e. care more about their children than drugs/money/pretty much anything, and are smart enough to not kill their child). It would solve many issues I have with the world.
ninja'd on the very first postCanid117 said:
also
LAAAAAWWWWW!!!!
giving Polar Bears flight is just too much.icame said:
They can already mate with Grizzly Bears to create a polar/grizzly hybrid with the hunger for meat of a polar bear with the grizzly bears ability to live basically everywhere.
Hell, Grolar bears could be in your backyard right now, and you wouldn't know it until you were dead...
...by Grolar bear attacks.
Wats wrong with a recycling plant? its better then leaving the battery out to nature to do with.TestECull said:
OT: Man Made Laws:
You may only judge a player sheerly on their playing prowless. Not how they act, not what they do outside the chosen sport they play.
The Colour Orange will now be referred to as the colour of failure.
Being a jerk in general subjects you to the full ass whoopin you may or may not receive for your behaviors and you may not sue th person who just beat you down unless they exceeded the amount proportional to your dickery
Atheists may not comment on religion, and are strickly forbidden from saying/doing anti religious things.
religious people may not comment on people outside their chosen religion (and specific sect), and are strictly forbiddden from saying/doing things against anyone who is not their chosen sect of their chosen religion.
You may not lie to your child. under any circumstance. No, Santa is not coming downt he chimney; no, spike did not go to a Big open farm; no, great grampy is not sleeping; why yes, you did come from inside me, and it hurt.
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Natural Laws:
Stinkbugs, wasps, and other animals/organisms that serve no foreseeable advantage in both the future and present may live.
Diseased things will show on a person/animal/plant depending where it is diseased, and what it is diseased with.
Harmful things in nature to the organism will appear red, while helpful things will appear green, and neutral things will appear their normal colours.
Children may not be seriously injured/killed until they are at least 13. They are put in a protective bubble that does not appear around them/impede them till they are hurt (which will get progressively more harmful as they age, so the child realised getting bit by that black widow will not always result in a small pinch.)
So your natural law would mean 99.9% of the population would not be able to use computers?JacobShaftoe said:LOL that's great, does the state count as "Anyone" when the state executes innocent people?Retosa said:
Edit: Oh, and Human Law would be limiting people's income to that which they could conceivably spend in their own lifetime.
Natural Law would be that all creatures must be able to comprehend science before partaking of its benefits
Also, your human law is meaningless considering the amount of money people are able to spend and abuse easily. "Oh shit, I'm getting to the point where I'll get in trouble for NOT spending money, so I will buy that 2 million dollar car I want. Or fuck it, I'll buy a spaceship."
Also, for mine, no. Cause it's "You fucked someone's life up, we're gonna get rid of you, you useless piece of trash. You lack any benefit to society." ;D