It's time to die

[kaveradeo]

Death by vigilantism.
They give me a gun and a kevlar vest and throw me into a gang hideout.
Repeat until corpse.

so ur like the arbiter in halo?

OT: surprised noone said sexed to death. I on the other hand would choose live to death. or killed then revived.

 

[ZephrC]

A one way rocket to Mars. I'd like to know I was the first person to set foot on another planet before I go.

 

[joshuaayt]

Oh, that's easy- I'd give myself a Death Note, with the Death God that follows along. He *has* to kill me at some point (Unless I give it away, I think, but why would I?)
So I gain godlike powers and, at the very least, an invisible person to talk to.
Is this cheating? I don't feel like I've lost at all...

 

[ajemas]

It's simple: I have to challenge a bear to a wrestling contest. If I lose, then I get to be mauled by a bear while trying to beat the shit out of it, which is certainly one of the most bad-ass ways to die. If I manage to beat it, no matter what the crime is, I'll be free to go. Think about it, if you were a guard watching the fight, and you saw me beat the fuck out of a gigantic bear, would you really want to be the one to bring me back in? Of course not. In fact, no jury would ever convict me, either. It's the best choice.

 

[Judgement101]

I would charge into a military base of a corrupt general and while being shot at reach his living area where he is at. Then once I am there I am shot in the torso and legs so I collapse to the ground and while in imense pain I pull out a pistol and fire a single round right into his brain before dying from blood loss.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Santa with but one bullet in his desert eagle.
music video inbound!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8&feature=related

 

[Athol]

Death by Old West Gun Fight.
Me vs. 12 deathrow inmates (period weapons only)

 

[Blue_vision]

Could I not just die of old age and have some good friend accompany me?

Though really, if I had my choice in a realistic execution, it'd have to be by firing squad. Heroic, relatively dignified, and painless (I'll be making sure they enlist some marines.) Anything else is just totally undignified, painful, and disrespectful imo, even when it comes to execution.

 

[Normalgamer]

Death by over-sexing, preferably by Anne Hathaway.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Death by vigilantism.
They give me a gun and a kevlar vest and throw me into a gang hideout.
Repeat until corpse.

so ur like the arbiter in halo?

OT: surprised noone said sexed to death. I on the other hand would choose live to death. or killed then revived.

Sexed to death was mine. Well, half of it.

 

[Patrick Dare]

Something cool so it could be recorded and added on youtube. Maybe mauling by bear (I think it would either have to be a polar bear or a kodiak bear). Dying from skydiving sans parachute would be a pretty fun way to die.

Through my untimely departure, I will create a legacy, a gift to the world in the form of the most badass sporting event ever conceived.

Judge, I wish to die by Carmageddon.

Or maybe this, sounds cool enough.

Edit: Actually, seeing that pic from Blade Runner gave me one which, if it were possible, I think would be my choice, flying into a black hole.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Same way Murat and Ney went out death by firing squad no blind fold and ya know what no fucking blanks in any of the guns.

 

[Boneasse]

I'd eat 'till I weigh around 800 pounds, then have the US strap me to a nuke and drop me over any country.

Of course the bomb will have to be named "Fat Guy".

Arh the looks of those incredulous faces!

 

[Angus565]

Fuck double post sorry guys.

 

[internetzealot1]

Uh...die of old age with Jessica Alba by my side at all times. Seems pretty obvious, OP.

 

[Angus565]

First I will be strapped to a rocket filled with a fuckton of C4 in the middle of a stadium and surrounded by about 250 guys with muskets. After all musketeers have shot me the rocket will take off directly into the sun. (it will be high noon) All while Rocket Man by Elton John plays through hundreds of speakers. After my rocket/bomb collides with the sun, the resulting explosion will mark the beginning of 35 straight days of partying in my memory.
Best death EVER.

 

[Grayjack]

Die by old age. I would hang out with Solid Snake until then.

If not, then getting vaporized by Nuclear Weapons.

Or, being shot to Moon on a rocket, and having it blow up Moon. Who cares if life is affected by that? I'll be dead, so I won't.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Well going off of your edit, if I choose old age, do I have to live in prison? If not, then I would pick to die by old age and have my best friend at my side the entire time until I die. I love him more than anyone.

If I had to pick something other than old age, I'd probably want something quick and painless. Probably a gunshot to the head. I don't think I would want to watch someone inject me with lethal chemicals knowing that it is going to kill me. I would probably ask my best friend or my father to pull the trigger. Unless they didn't want to deal with the emotional trauma, in which case I'd just have an anonymous person do it.

 

[brainslurper]

i would like to be eaten by ants. starting at my feet. and only like 3 ants. so it would take them 50 years.