A friend of mine had the best idea: a funeral pyre. I wonder about the smell, but I still think that's an awesome idea. Maybe an Arthurian boat-in-the-water-shoot-flaming-arrow-at-it? Anyway. I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life, since my beliefs state that I've gone to a better place when I die. I'd love to have my re-enactor friends in garb, and an open bar.