History of science:
"The world is flat. End of sto--oh, wait a minute, it's round.
At least it's still made of--dammit, nevermind, it's made of atoms.
Alright, so the atom is the smallest particle in existence? Good, now at least I can--CRAP never mind there are protons and neutrons.
But that's IT, there's no mo--SHIT WE JUST DISCOVERED ELECTRONS.
Finally. We understand the atom. There can't possibly be--FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, QUARKS? REALLY? I give up. Anything else?
.....Wait, they can go faster than light AND are massless? Fuck me, I'm quitting science."
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Heh, I was posting a satirical science rant to a friend's wall.