ITT We Post stories of our Elementary/Junior High School Days

[Deleted]

I'll start us off.

In grade 3 there was this one kid who never brought his gameboy color to school, everyone gave hm a hard time because we thought he didn't own one. He kept saying "I don't want to bring it." and would say that whenever we wanted to battle, he quickly became known as the 'pokemon loser'. Well one day he got pissed off and brought his gameboy, and we all were surprised, he battled each one of us (we did a sort of round robin) and obliterated us with his pokemon. Everyone called him the pokemon master and he suddenly turned awesome.

That kid was not me. Sorry.

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In 7th grade in gym class, we did a wrestling unit. The teacher was a cool guy so he let boys wrestle girls and vice versa, nobody saw it as a big deal. I was paired up with this small framed girl and we had to practice pushing each other down with our arms on each other's shoulders. Well to my surprise this girl was strong so it was a challenge. While we were pushing with all our might she lets out a coy, "nice underwear" (her cute face really sealed it) and I hesitantly looked down to see if my gym shorts dropped, in that split second she had a burst of strength and pushed me down. Only person who ever beat me at that pushing activity.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

My senior year someone got counter strike source on to the computer lab 'puters and the rest was history, unproductive history.

 

[Deleted]

My senior year someone got counter strike source on to the computer lab 'puters and the rest was history, unproductive history.

Ahah same thing happened to me except Team Fortress 2. The teacher let anyone who owns the game to play it since he did too!

 

[delet]

Spoiler

In late Junior high, the day I got a... special kid... mad at me.

Allow me to explain. I was walking down the hallway to my next class when I felt someone step on the backs of my shoes. Once, I would just accept as an accident, but then it happened again. And again. And again. Obviously, the person behind me was being a prick, so I raised my right leg and kicked backwards, hitting the guy square in the knee. I turned around to see who it was, saw it was the... special kid in class, (He wasn't full on retarded, but, and these are the words of the principal, not mine, "There's obviously something wrong with him.") laughed and walked on. Admittedly , it was a dick move on my part, but he was a dick all the time.

Cut to Math, the one class I had him in. He came up to me before the bell rang and started trying to get me to tell him what my name was, obviously so he could tell on me. Knowing fully that I had no need to tell him, I simply refused. The bell rang and everyone was to go their seats. At this point, the kid went to the teacher, asked my name, and said I kicked him in the knee. The teacher called me up and eventually gave us the option of "Letting it go or going to the principal." Naturally, I voted for letting it go, but the kid decided he wanted to try and get me in trouble.

Now, after walking down to the principal's office, we had to sit outside it for a good while. After a long time, the kid got to go into the principals office while I got to continue sitting. I assumed he was telling the principle his story. I sat for a longer time and noticed my class move down the hallway for lunch (We broke in the middle of that Math period for lunch.) I was hungry at this point, but sucked it up and just sat there, preoccupying my time with my thoughts until finally, I was let into the principal's office.

When in the principal's office, I explained my side of the story truthfully and fully. The principal noted to me that it wasn't the best course of action I could have taken and I agreed. At this point, he sent me out to wait in another room. On my way out, I see the kid who was making such a big deal about this, sitting in the room eating lunch. The little bastard had been allowed to get food while I say waiting. What's worse is that only after I had told my side of the story, that is when he went in to tell his side. I had waited outside, starving, for no reason what so ever.

After a longer period of time, I was sent back into the principal's office and we were told, basically, to get over it, shake hands, and go about our day normally. The kid was then sent off back to class while the principal told me the words I mentioned he said above, that there was obviously something wrong with him. Then, and only then, was I able to finally get some food. I went to the cafeteria, ate alone (As I knew no one in that lunch period) and went back to Math just in time for the period to end. I spent the entirety of my Math period starving, bored, and feeling the anger of an idiotic injustice.

Holy hell... This story is a lot longer than I thought it would be. Put in spoilers to save page space.

 

[Berethond]

My senior year someone got counter strike source on to the computer lab 'puters and the rest was history, unproductive history.

My computers teacher put CS:S on the computers himself.

In the other lab, with better computers, the kids play Warcraft 3 and DotA all the time.

 

[Julianking93]

As for Junior High, there was one time when we were in gym and this kid who everyone hated for some odd reason (I thought he was cool) was standing at the back of the gym reading when an asshole bully kid came up and yanked down his gym shorts and revealed his underwear to the whole class.

That kid was me.

I hated everyone then and from that day forth, I plotted my revenge.

I got my revenge. *evil grin*

 

[bluepilot]

He he, one kid in my school messed around with the voltage switch on the back of the computer, and the computer kind of melted.

Also in chemistry, two of the boys took a lot of splints and built a mini-bonfire on the safety mat (we were using busen burners at the time). Aaah, good old days

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

As for Junior High, there was one time when we were in gym and this kid who everyone hated for some odd reason (I thought he was cool) was standing at the back of the gym reading when an asshole bully kid came up and yanked down his gym shorts and revealed his underwear to the whole class.

That kid was me.

I hated everyone then and from that day forth, I plotted my revenge.

I got my revenge. *evil grin*

Oooooo please tell!
At the end of 7th grade me and one of my new friends were taking this cart full of paper to the dumpster, he asked if I wanted a ride and he pushed me around the hall...fast.

 

[Roxas1359]

When I was in Junior High my school was placed on lock-down for 2 hours because a student said that she had seen a gun. Well it turned out that the gun was a laser pointer and when we were in lock-down one of the police officers outside had there shotgun discharge and fired straight into the air.

 

[Julianking93]

As for Junior High, there was one time when we were in gym and this kid who everyone hated for some odd reason (I thought he was cool) was standing at the back of the gym reading when an asshole bully kid came up and yanked down his gym shorts and revealed his underwear to the whole class.

That kid was me.

I hated everyone then and from that day forth, I plotted my revenge.

I got my revenge. *evil grin*

Oooooo please tell!
At the end of 7th grade me and one of my new friends were taking this cart full of paper to the dumpster, he asked if I wanted a ride and he pushed me around the hall...fast.

Most people know it here, but it wasn't until high school when it happened.

That kid had tormented me for all of middle and the beginning year of high school (actually, the only year I went to high school)

I had tried to get him expelled by telling the teachers what he had done, but he was captain of the football team and I went to a school that worshiped sports, so they weren't about to get him in trouble

One day I saw the kid drinking from one of those water fountains with the metal part and grabbed him by the hair and smashed his teeth right into the metal.

He started crying as blood dripped from the holes where his teeth used to be.

And to add insult to injury, this was before they had us put locks on our lockers, so I put my prescription migraine medicine in his locker and told the teachers he stole it from me.

I'm so deliciously evil, aren't I?

 

[Tom13ombadil]

My senior year someone got counter strike source on to the computer lab 'puters and the rest was history, unproductive history.

My computers teacher put CS:S on the computers himself.

In the other lab, with better computers, the kids play Warcraft 3 and DotA all the time.

DotA... Good times.
You still play it?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

As for Junior High, there was one time when we were in gym and this kid who everyone hated for some odd reason (I thought he was cool) was standing at the back of the gym reading when an asshole bully kid came up and yanked down his gym shorts and revealed his underwear to the whole class.

That kid was me.

I hated everyone then and from that day forth, I plotted my revenge.

I got my revenge. *evil grin*

Oooooo please tell!
At the end of 7th grade me and one of my new friends were taking this cart full of paper to the dumpster, he asked if I wanted a ride and he pushed me around the hall...fast.

Most people know it here, but it wasn't until high school when it happened.

That kid had tormented me for all of middle and the beginning year of high school (actually, the only year I went to high school)

I had tried to get him expelled by telling the teachers what he had done, but he was captain of the football team and I went to a school that worshiped sports, so they weren't about to get him in trouble

One day I saw the kid drinking from one of those water fountains with the metal part and grabbed him by the hair and smashed his teeth right into the metal.

He started crying as blood dripped from the holes where his teeth used to be.

And to add insult to injury, this was before they had us put locks on our lockers, so I put my prescription migraine medicine in his locker and told the teachers he stole it from me.

I'm so deliciously evil, aren't I?

This story pleases me...

 

[Deleted]

All throughout elementary there was always at least one kid who didn't understand that you didn't have to drop your pants to use the urinal. So every time you're going to take a pee you see their ass and its a 'dude not cool moment!'.

 

[Julianking93]

snip

This story pleases me...

That was the majority of responses I got from the Escapist the first time I told that.

That and "you're sick and need help"

 

[Julianking93]

Uhh, isn't that assault?

Yes. We both got expelled.

Him for stealing drugs and me for obvious reasons.

I haven't been back in school since.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

snip

This story pleases me...

That was the majority of responses I got from the Escapist the first time I told that.

That and "you're sick and need help"

You have earned even more respect from me.. [sub]...only 'cause I don't want to get beat up [/sub]

 

[Berethond]

My senior year someone got counter strike source on to the computer lab 'puters and the rest was history, unproductive history.

My computers teacher put CS:S on the computers himself.

In the other lab, with better computers, the kids play Warcraft 3 and DotA all the time.

DotA... Good times.
You still play it?

sometimes, sometimes.

 

[Freshman]

man i got a lot of these so I'll just do a few.

In my CAD (engineering computer thingy) class sophmore year i think, i was assigned to help this kid that i hated measure and draw on CAD the top floor of the library. well this took forever, but one day we were measuring some windows in the back and i noted an odd slanted piece outside on the roof that seemed to have no purpose whatsoever. I wondered aloud why it was there, and this kid said, and i quote
"maybe when they were building it, they saw a hot girl in vocational (a nearby building) and wanted to hump something." Scarred me for life that did.

Another good story was when a friend of mine wrote a love poem to a girl he barely knew, and she broke his nose. i still have some of the blood on my backpack somewhere.

And there was this one time when we got like over 300 people at least to all play one big game of rock paper scissors.

 

[TankCopter]

I suppose the best one I have is when there was a trip to Melbourne to go skiing. We were on the plane from MElbourne back to Darwin, and some of the boys my brother was sitting with kept pressing the stewardess button. They got very annoyed and stopped coming. Suddenly, my brother gets this colossal nosebleed (He still has bloodstains on the jumper he was wearing) so he presses the button to get some tissues. No stewardess comes, so he keeps pushing the button while using his sleeve to catch the blood. In the end, one of the stewardesses came over, and started giving him a lecture about not being a pain in the ass. Then she sees the blood all over his jumper. She was quite red-faced.

There was also the time when the class next door to ours locked their teacher out. After they llet him back in, he apparently gave a big lecture on honesty, then on being loyal to your peers. To this day, none of the teachers know it was a girl called Ebony.

Finally, a few years back, a group of year 12 leavers decided to put pig fat in the air conditioning vents. For three weeks, we had no AC and the stink of rotting fat. They also put a ping-pong table on the roof of a high-rise building, egged the music room, glued the lock on the door to the principal's office, and ruined 'muck up day' for all future year 12s.