I've about had it with the gender wars around here.

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Doclector

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Okey dokey. Today there's been something of an explosion in topics concerned that dreaded emotion. The four lettered one beginning with L. I daren't even speak it's name.

This has resulted in a gender war..."girls don't appreciate nice people, boys are only nice when they're trying to get in a girls pants, blah blah blah, you're sexist, you're judgemental, I'm nice, I'm logical" and thus the argument continues.

So...here's where your point stands. Honestly. What do you think of the two genders? What do you think of the arguments between them? Now now, don't go all softly softly now we're not mentioning the L word. You were prepared to verbally rip each other apart earlier, how bout now?

Y'know what I think?

Women suck. Men suck. Women want unrealistic sensitive tough guys, men want unrealistic friendly porn models. Women are overly defensive, men are apathatic, women watch too many rom coms, men keep giving micheal bay a career, both genders are as shallow as each other, which is pretty damn shallow. Get it? Sure, it ain't all men and women that are like this just most of them. So basically, most people suck. Here we are all arguing endlessly about which gender sucks more, well, they just suck differently, and meanwhile, we're being a**holes to each other in possibly one of the only online communities with a deficiancy of people who suck.

You want to complain about people? Go ahead, complain about c***py people, we got a good few billion to get through. Wanna complain about the L word? be my guest, I'll be the first to say it destroys people who aren't born "right" for it, but I'm gorram sick and tired of all these sily gender wars, when the general cr**piness of most people and heck, the nature of the L word itself is to blame, not what chromosones you were born with.
 
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Gender wars fuel the gender economy. Without the gender economy we can't fund gender research and make advancements in gender technology.

Have you seen our gender tanks? They're in a right sorry state.

It's hardly a war.

Men should cotinue to fight villians from afar, trying to find first gear in their giant robot cars.

Chicks should continue to dig giant robots.

Everyone's happy.

[sub]Yes, I do find the gender topics rather pathetic. Serious business and all that.[/sub]
 

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At first I was thinking 'gender wars' as in women's rights, but with guns.
However, it's more of a 'red rover, red rover, I call bitter, lonely, misanthropist over'.
I don't care about your love life. Hell, I don't even care about mine. If the people around you are representations of Spike or Cosmo, then stop doing whatever is making you suck so much. Hakuna Matata, don't worry be happy, blah, blah, this is an internet forum, not Dr. Phil. I've got no time for this, I'm too busy eating microwavable dinners, punching things and watching NASCAR.
 

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werty10089 said:
At first I was thinking 'gender wars' as in women's rights, but with guns.
However, it's more of a 'red rover, red rover, I call bitter, lonely, misanthropist over'.
I don't care about your love life. Hell, I don't even care about mine. If the people around you are representations of Spike or Cosmo, then stop doing whatever is making you suck so much. Hakuna Matata, don't worry be happy, blah, blah, this is an internet forum, not Dr. Phil. I've got no time for this, I'm too busy eating microwavable dinners, punching things and watching NASCAR.
I know, I know. The people around me are nice, because they are the people I keep around me. Unfortunately, I find myself unable to ignore sh**ty people or simple stupidity.
 

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Lasers? Are we talking about lasers? Is this the first great gender war, fought with giant laser cannons? Not gonna lie that sounds awesome.

OT: There have been a couple of gender related topics as of late but I'd hardly call it a 'war' or even a fight.
 
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werty10089 said:
At first I was thinking 'gender wars' as in women's rights, but with guns.
However, it's more of a 'red rover, red rover, I call bitter, lonely, misanthropist over'.
I don't care about your love life. Hell, I don't even care about mine. If the people around you are representations of Spike or Cosmo, then stop doing whatever is making you suck so much. Hakuna Matata, don't worry be happy, blah, blah, this is an internet forum, not Dr. Phil. I've got no time for this, I'm too busy eating microwavable dinners, punching things and watching NASCAR.
Fucking living the dream my friend :D
 

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You can swear on the internet, you know.
Fuck, crap, dick, cuntnugget, potato suckin' whippersnapper.
See?
 

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Hazy992 said:
Lasers? Are we talking about lasers? Is this the first great gender war, fought with giant laser cannons? Not gonna lie that sounds awesome.

OT: There have been a couple of gender related topics as of late but I'd hardly call it a 'war' or even a fight.
The very first gender wars were fought with lasers, nipple lasers to be exact. They were latter banned from future gender wars in 1987 with the signing of the WOST(War Of the Sexes Treaty), we currently use sexual ballistics in gender wars now.
 

Hazy992

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Blobpie said:
Hazy992 said:
Lasers? Are we talking about lasers? Is this the first great gender war, fought with giant laser cannons? Not gonna lie that sounds awesome.

OT: There have been a couple of gender related topics as of late but I'd hardly call it a 'war' or even a fight.
The very first gender wars were fought with lasers, nipple lasers to be exact. They were latter banned from future gender wars in 1987 with the signing of the WOST(War Of the Sexes Treaty), we currently use sexual ballistics in gender wars now.
I don't like the sound of that. Isn't there a risk of sexual fallout? We'll be getting lakes full of multi gendered fish.
 

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Something interesting I've noticed is that no-one tends to get upset/outraged at all when there's a thread about transexualism, which is great. But if anyone so much as mentions how something is sexist to either men or women, or that men's/women's rights are being trampled on, then it all tends to kick off. Same thing with the friendzone threads, it's like there are two groups that believe only one gender can be in the wrong, when in reality it's different for each situation.

Also, as this reply hasn't initiated or continued a gender war, I'd just like to state that men are the superior gender because we can pee standing up.
 

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Aw god, I hate the two genders. They're so shitty.
And they keep arguing. Fuck guys.
 
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Jonluw said:
Aw god, I hate the two genders. They're so shitty.
And they keep arguing. Fuck guys.
Yeah, fuck you guys.

We should go make our own gender.

With Blackjack.

And hookers.
 

Hazy992

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Esotera said:
Also, as this reply hasn't initiated or continued a gender war, I'd just like to state that men are the superior gender because we can pee standing up.
GENDER WAR!
 

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I find over-sensitivity in general to be annoying;gender related topics tend to be over-sensitive, and so, I find the gender war to be annoying. I like girls, I like guys, and I am quite aware that there are social biases and injustices against both genders; complaining about them usually only serves to spark flame wars though, and is usually a bad idea : \

Why can't we just have gender love? -....-

edit: oh and complaining about being friendzoned is fucking annoying to >.<
 
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geK0 said:
I find over-sensitivity in general to be annoying;gender related topics tend to be over-sensitive, and so, I find the gender war to be annoying. I like girls, I like guys, and I am quite aware that there are social biases and injustices against both genders; complaining about them usually only serves to spark flame wars though, and is usually a bad idea : \

Why can't we just have gender love? -....-

edit: oh and complaining about being friendzoned is fucking annoying to >.<
I know, I mean it's not like the friendzone is even that bad.

You ever been to the dangerzone?


Terrible 80's synth everywhere :D
 

geK0

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Daystar Clarion said:
geK0 said:
I find over-sensitivity in general to be annoying;gender related topics tend to be over-sensitive, and so, I find the gender war to be annoying. I like girls, I like guys, and I am quite aware that there are social biases and injustices against both genders; complaining about them usually only serves to spark flame wars though, and is usually a bad idea : \

Why can't we just have gender love? -....-

edit: oh and complaining about being friendzoned is fucking annoying to >.<
I know, I mean it's not like the friendzone is even that bad.

You ever been to the dangerzone?


Terrible 80's synth everywhere :D
There's something that I call the "crazy zone", which is far worse than the friend zone; it's when you attract the attention of a jealous, creepy, over-emotional psychopath who generally makes your life a living hell. x D
 
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geK0 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
geK0 said:
I find over-sensitivity in general to be annoying;gender related topics tend to be over-sensitive, and so, I find the gender war to be annoying. I like girls, I like guys, and I am quite aware that there are social biases and injustices against both genders; complaining about them usually only serves to spark flame wars though, and is usually a bad idea : \

Why can't we just have gender love? -....-

edit: oh and complaining about being friendzoned is fucking annoying to >.<
I know, I mean it's not like the friendzone is even that bad.

You ever been to the dangerzone?


Terrible 80's synth everywhere :D
There's something that I call the "crazy zone", which is far worse than the friend zone; it's when you attract the attention of a jealous, creepy, over-emotional psychopath who generally makes your life a living hell. x D
The crazy zone?

Isn't that inbetween the Green Hill Zone and the Zone of the Enders?
 

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I can only get but so invested in a war in which the sides are arbitrarily assigned and in which the conditions for "winning" are near impossible to define, much less to achieve. Just don't be a dick to people and everyone wins