I've finally fallen fellow Escapists...

[Phasmal]

My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!

I'm more concerned that lady number 3 seems to have had her nipples surgically removed. Or perhaps is just using a lot of tit-tape.

OT: To be honest Para I'm surprised you didn't already own those.
Also, in a general sense, I don't think anybody should compromise their nerdiness for a relationship. I know I haven't. But in your case it might be difficult, considering your enthusiasm for superfake titties. Still, if that's what makes you happy I guess, you do you.

 

[Wrex Brogan]

My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!

I'm more concerned that lady number 3 seems to have had her nipples surgically removed. Or perhaps is just using a lot of tit-tape.

OT: To be honest Para I'm surprised you didn't already own those.
Also, in a general sense, I don't think anybody should compromise their nerdiness for a relationship. I know I haven't. But in your case it might be difficult, considering your enthusiasm for superfake titties. Still, if that's what makes you happy I guess, you do you.

...judging from the positioning of her tie, I'm debating whether or not those are actually her boobs, or just some elaborate body armour/air bags to help protect her from running into walls or something. Either that or she sacrificed her nipples to the Gods of Gravity so she could stand without her spine shattering.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

You "buy?" Hentai Manga?

With money?

 

[Casual Shinji]

HAH, I just spent the last couple of days binge reading Prison School, dude -- You buying a couple of ecchi manga pales in comparison.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

I don't think I could buy something like this in a store, with a guy looking at me, obviously judging me and my life choices.

 

[Mechamorph]

Well honestly I prefer Ikkitousen as a panty figher series. If Senran Kagura floats your boat, check out Keijo!!!!! (yes the title comes with five exclamation marks) airing this season. It is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure meets DoA Extreme Beach Volleyball.

With regards to the topic 2D women are a lot easier to upkeep in the sense of time and money than 3D women. They also never "have a headache" at an inopportune time.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Why do we fall, master Wayne?...

 

[Phasmal]

With regards to the topic 2D women are a lot easier to upkeep in the sense of time and money than 3D women. They also never "have a headache" at an inopportune time.

Spoiler: Mmkay

Blegh. Not trying to rain on your parade but it is possible to be enthusiastic about fake anime titties without being gross about real women. I mean? "Upkeep"? "Having a headache at an inopportune time?" Yikes.

 

[Thaluikhain]

With regards to the topic 2D women are a lot easier to upkeep in the sense of time and money than 3D women. They also never "have a headache" at an inopportune time.

Spoiler: Mmkay

Blegh. Not trying to rain on your parade but it is possible to be enthusiastic about fake anime titties without being gross about real women. I mean? "Upkeep"? "Having a headache at an inopportune time?" Yikes.

I once went looking for pictures of 3D pigs, and discovered there are plenty of anime enthusiasts rather hostile to actual women.
OTOH, same with people that learn about sex from porn, I guess.

 

[Mechamorph]

Blegh. Not trying to rain on your parade but it is possible to be enthusiastic about fake anime titties without being gross about real women. I mean? "Upkeep"? "Having a headache at an inopportune time?" Yikes.

Yes we can. However that runs counter to the goal of being tongue in cheek about the motives of enjoying fake anime titties. Basically a waifu is someone you can adore (and pretend she adores you) without any real effort on your part. Not everyone is speaking seriously in threads like this and I certainly am not in the second paragraph. Although I have to wonder a little about Japan's success at creating waifus and if that has any impact on their dismal birth rates.

 

[Phasmal]

I once went looking for pictures of 3D pigs, and discovered there are plenty of anime enthusiasts rather hostile to actual women.
OTOH, same with people that learn about sex from porn, I guess.

Yeah, I've heard that before, I'm not particularly surprised. I do find it weird, though, these people must know at least one real woman.

Blegh. Not trying to rain on your parade but it is possible to be enthusiastic about fake anime titties without being gross about real women. I mean? "Upkeep"? "Having a headache at an inopportune time?" Yikes.

Yes we can. However that runs counter to the goal of being tongue in cheek about the motives of enjoying fake anime titties. Basically a waifu is someone you can adore (and pretend she adores you) without any real effort on your part. Not everyone is speaking seriously in threads like this and I certainly am not in the second paragraph. Although I have to wonder a little about Japan's success at creating waifus and if that has any impact on their dismal birth rates.

Fair enough, dude, I can't say I'd be surprised to hear that seriously in one of Paragon's threads, though.
I don't know much about the cause of Japan's birth rate, but I wouldn't be surprised that pretending a drawing loves you back isn't a healthy thing.

Still, if that's how people wanna live because that's how they want to live, that's grand. I imagine most "3D women" would rather be left out of it, haha.

 

[Pseudonym]

Maybe this is just me but this doesn't look that different from the other stuff you post.

 

[sageoftruth]

My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!

I'm...pretty sure they're just resting on the sword she is holding.

At that angle? It's using the sword as jumping off point, damn thing must be free-floating already.

If that surprises you, you should see "them" during the gameplay footage. The slightest tilt of the head or pivot of the body makes them dance for at least a few seconds.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I don't think I could buy something like this in a store, with a guy looking at me, obviously judging me and my life choices.

Hey, he's the one selling it...

That's always been my defense when buying something questionable from a comic book or video store.

 

[RaikuFA]

More than the game was to be sure.

Which one?

 

[RaikuFA]

With regards to the topic 2D women are a lot easier to upkeep in the sense of time and money than 3D women. They also never "have a headache" at an inopportune time.

Spoiler: Mmkay

Blegh. Not trying to rain on your parade but it is possible to be enthusiastic about fake anime titties without being gross about real women. I mean? "Upkeep"? "Having a headache at an inopportune time?" Yikes.

I think they were joking. I hope they were joking. I know getting a girlfriend is extremely hard for a lot of us but we gotta learn to take it less seriously than we do. I was made fun for being single in HS by my friends but now I realize that it's not something worth getting mad about.

 

[sageoftruth]

Maybe this is just me but this doesn't look that different from the other stuff you post.

Although I haven't really delved into much of his other stuff like Monster Musume, I have seen a Senran Kagura lets play and let me tell you, content-wise, this franchise goes full-tilt towards being fanservice. In fact it revels in it, even cracking jokes at its own expense. The "innocent" euphemisms were off the charts. It was actually pretty fun to see how far they were willing to go.

 

[sageoftruth]

I think they were joking. I hope they were joking. I know getting a girlfriend is extremely hard for a lot of us but we gotta learn to take it less seriously than we do. I was made fun for being single in HS by my friends but now I realize that it's not something worth getting mad about.

Just for being single? In high school? Jeez! Did everyone have a girlfriend in that school?

 

[RaikuFA]

I think they were joking. I hope they were joking. I know getting a girlfriend is extremely hard for a lot of us but we gotta learn to take it less seriously than we do. I was made fun for being single in HS by my friends but now I realize that it's not something worth getting mad about.

Just for being single? In high school? Jeez! Did everyone have a girlfriend in that school?

Everyone in my group of friends did. Except me.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I think they were joking. I hope they were joking. I know getting a girlfriend is extremely hard for a lot of us but we gotta learn to take it less seriously than we do. I was made fun for being single in HS by my friends but now I realize that it's not something worth getting mad about.

Just for being single? In high school? Jeez! Did everyone have a girlfriend in that school?

Everyone in my group of friends did. Except me.

Oh, high school can't have been a good time for that to happen.