I've just found the most disturbing game ever...

[Lukeje]

Am I the only person who can't get 2 and 4...

How to get no. 2 has already been said. Remember, the objective is to not shit your pants. Nowhere does it say that you have to use a toilet.


...but I'm also stuck on no. 4.

 

[Kumomaru]

can't get five, six or seven T_T

to get four, open the door and take a shit but don't take off your pants

 

[Lukeje]

can't get five, six or seven T_T

to get four, open the door and take a shit but don't take off your pants

I did that the first time I played it and didn't get it... Oh well it worked this time. I am the Shit King.

 

[Clashero]

I am the Shit King.
They really should make that into a badge.

 

[Clashero]

I am the Shit King!

But I needed help with 5,6 and seven. Does that mean I get demoted to 'Shit Minion' or something?

Seppuku is Japanese ritual suicide.
The others, well...

Spoiler

Check your pockets. if you need any more help, let me know

 

[BIGpanda]

I am a god.

 

[ChocoFace]

i typed 'dont shit' and the next thing that came up was: 'You shit your pants anyway! Game over!'

fun game.

 

[sheic99]

Am I the only person who can't get 2 and 4...

How to get no. 2 has already been said. Remember, the objective is to not shit your pants. Nowhere does it say that you have to use a toilet.


...but I'm also stuck on no. 4.

Sit on the toilet and shit while still wearing pants.

 

[Lukeje]

Am I the only person who can't get 2 and 4...

How to get no. 2 has already been said. Remember, the objective is to not shit your pants. Nowhere does it say that you have to use a toilet.


...but I'm also stuck on no. 4.

Sit on the toilet and shit while still wearing pants.

Did you not bother to read the post where someone had already answered that?

 

[CIA]

Hahaha I am the shit king. This game is awesome.

 

[sheic99]

Am I the only person who can't get 2 and 4...

How to get no. 2 has already been said. Remember, the objective is to not shit your pants. Nowhere does it say that you have to use a toilet.


...but I'm also stuck on no. 4.

Sit on the toilet and shit while still wearing pants.

Did you not bother to read the post where someone had already answered that?

Why would I do that?

 

[ghostsprite9]

i cant get 1 and how do you unlock door

 

[queensbomb]

This game reminds me of Achievement Unlocked. Ah, good times.

 

[Mystic Beef]

this game is immense 'fart lightly' is hilarious whoever thought it up is a genious

Also i am the shit king .... should i feel pround of that ?

 

[Mr_Powers]

Wow...Just wow. That should not have been that enjoyable.

 

[Duh]

i cant get 1 and how do you unlock door

when you push the door it doesent open, so you do the oposite of that

 

[Trivun]

Woohoo, I'm the Shit King! Yay! (poops from excitement) Oh damn...

 

[asam92]

this game was such a waste of time, lol, good find!

 

[ThaBenMan]

Ok, I give up, what the hell is #8?

EDIT: Never mind, I figured it out