Jack Thompson should meet Jack Bauer.

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CrysisMcGee

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Jack Thompson is a dissbarred lawyer that acts like a whiny *****, that is convinced games are the root of all evil. He is determined to end this imaginary threat. The man can not get it through his head that games are not evil.

Jack Bauer kills whiny bitches. Bauer's job usually involves him helping prevent major terrorist attacks on the United States, saving both civilian lives and government administrations. On many occasions Jack does so at great personal expense, as those he thwarts subsequently target him and his loved ones.

So, yeah. I think Bauer would have a few choice words with Thompson and his "Crusade".

How do you think it would play out?
 

Gurppa

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Jack Bauer is NOT a real person.

... Thompson probably wants to forbid games because of people who can't see the line between fiction and facts... (... TV series and reality...)

I don't want that certain games should be taken off the market. But... there IS always people who can't see the difference in a game and reality.
 

CrysisMcGee

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Gurppa said:
Jack Bauer is NOT a real person.

... Thompson probably wants to forbid games because of people who can't see the line between fiction and facts... (... TV series and reality...)

I don't want that certain games should be taken off the market. But... there IS always people who can't see the difference in a game and reality.
Dude, I'm just making a joke. Like how Bauer would strap Thompson to the outside of a plane.
 

Kollega

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If such meeting would ever conduct,it would be final one for Thompson,i suppose. But i'm not sure how exactly.
 

Internet Kraken

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CrysisMcGee said:
Jack Thompson is a dissbarred lawyer that acts like a whiny *****
And gamers act like whiny bitches whenever he is mentioned.

Seriously, just forget about him. The only thing he is a threat to is his own credibility.
 

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I'm seeing Thompson convincing Bauer he's right, followed by a witchhunt and a series of explosions destroying first the suppliers (publishers and makers) and secondly the users us.

SO.. let's not get them together shall we...
 

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Internet Kraken said:
CrysisMcGee said:
Jack Thompson is a dissbarred lawyer that acts like a whiny *****
And gamers act like whiny bitches whenever he is mentioned.

Seriously, just forget about him. The only thing he is a threat to is his own credibility.
Eleuthera said:
I'm seeing Thompson convincing Bauer he's right, followed by a witchhunt and a series of explosions destroying first the suppliers (publishers and makers) and secondly the users us.

SO.. let's not get them together shall we...
Indeed. I was trying to make a joke, but it seems people don't even care about him enough to acknowledge his existence. This would be a lot easier if he stayed out of the news. I made this thread after reading he is suing Valve.
 

Cyberius

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Gurppa said:
Jack Bauer is NOT a real person.

... Thompson probably wants to forbid games because of people who can't see the line between fiction and facts... (... TV series and reality...)

I don't want that certain games should be taken off the market. But... there IS always people who can't see the difference in a game and reality.
Did you really just say "there IS always people"? ARE my boy, ARE!
 

Gurppa

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Cyberius said:
Gurppa said:
Jack Bauer is NOT a real person.

... Thompson probably wants to forbid games because of people who can't see the line between fiction and facts... (... TV series and reality...)

I don't want that certain games should be taken off the market. But... there IS always people who can't see the difference in a game and reality.
Did you really just say "there IS always people"? ARE my boy, ARE!
I'm sorry that my grammar isn't perfect. English isn't my first language so...
And isn't it a bit petty to complain about "IS people"? I'm quite sure everyone understands what I meant.
 

slipknot4

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Gurppa said:
Jack Bauer is NOT a real person.

... Thompson probably wants to forbid games because of people who can't see the line between fiction and facts... (... TV series and reality...)

I don't want that certain games should be taken off the market. But... there IS always people who can't see the difference in a game and reality.
Your thinking of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He's the one who want's to ban them
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/08/07/california_video_game_ruling/
but again, they are both fucked up.
But go jack bouereruorer-something
 

JRCB

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I really couldn't care. As long as we're vocal, I believe that Jack Thompson will lose to us again. In the meantime, just ignore him.
 

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Internet Kraken said:
CrysisMcGee said:
Jack Thompson is a dissbarred lawyer that acts like a whiny *****
And gamers act like whiny bitches whenever he is mentioned.

Seriously, just forget about him. The only thing he is a threat to is his own credibility.
He is a threat to a lot of things. Like... Like... Um....
 

Gurppa

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slipknot4 said:
Your thinking of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He's the one who want's to ban them
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/08/07/california_video_game_ruling/
but again, they are both fucked up.
But go jack bouereruorer-something
So Arnold ALSO wants to ban the games, that doesn't mean that Mr. Thompson doesn't want to ban games.

To quote the threadstarter:
He is determined to end this imaginary threat.
What exactly does Thompson want, if not ban the games?

And I meant that Thompson want's to ban games because he thinks everyone becomes murderers when playing violent games/watch violent movies. While it's mainly those who can't seperate facts from fiction. But who am I to talk about what Thompson, or anyone else thinks?
 

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Gurppa said:
Cyberius said:
Gurppa said:
Jack Bauer is NOT a real person.

... Thompson probably wants to forbid games because of people who can't see the line between fiction and facts... (... TV series and reality...)

I don't want that certain games should be taken off the market. But... there IS always people who can't see the difference in a game and reality.
Did you really just say "there IS always people"? ARE my boy, ARE!
I'm sorry that my grammar isn't perfect. English isn't my first language so...
And isn't it a bit petty to complain about "IS people"? I'm quite sure everyone understands what I meant.
My apologies. I didn't know English wasn't your first language.