Japan creates the poop burger, solves world hunger

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Klarinette

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I'm feeling pretty trolled right now. But, for the sake of answering your question, no, I would not eat one of those goddamn things. I don't care about any positive points they may have for it; IT'S POOP. I can get by the fact that mushrooms are grown in poop, but I mean... no! I'll just eat grass or something equally as abundant. Moss, maybe. Lots of moss.
 

Wilko316

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That's quite a gamble really, maybe you don't like what the people had before they took that crap, it's a taste roulette.
 

AdumbroDeus

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Frankly, if it's good and healthy, who cares what it was originally made of? It's gonna be so processed that it won't be poops for all itents and purposes anyway.

Then again, most of you people are probably squeemish about balut, or eating any type of insect.
 

Ilikemilkshake

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Professor James said:
Ilikemilkshake said:
You should add a poll. Anyway, I would at least try one but I'll have to keep reassuring myself that I'm not eating shit.
Unfortunatly im not sure i can add a poll, if i thought of it when making the thread earlier i would've done that though :(
 

MeatMachine

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Sometimes I wonder if the Japanese don't actually exist, but is some elaborate practical joke set upon me by everyone else in the world. Honostly, I often can't determine which of the two are the most believable.
 

Ilikemilkshake

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ScoopMeister said:
Well, this is excellent news for scatophiles everywhere.
indeed, its been far too long since we've had any significant announcements, E3 was a big letdown aswell... i mean ew!
 

Mid-Boss

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Well our cows on industrialized farms are kept in pens where they wallow in their own crap for most of their lives. They are then killed then shipped off to be processed... still covered in their own manure. So when they start cutting them up the knives pass through a layer of cow manure before entering the skin and then the meat.

Congratulations. You've been eating meat laced with shit for most of your lives.
 

Goofguy

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Sewage mud... I think I'll start using that term in conversations, should gross less people out.