Jason Segel Set To Star In Maple Syrup Heist Comedy

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I will only watch it if there is a Maple Syrup themed sex scene... What hot Canadians would be in it?

 

[BlazeRaider]

I am torn, I'm sure it would be a good movie, but it might be too soon to make a comedy about one of Canada's greatest national tragedies. That maple syrup theft was not tradition at all.

 

[Micalas]

it will still live its life out in the shaddow of the big leibniz cookie monster heist of february 2013.
http://www.ninerbakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cookie_monster_bahlsen_leibniz.jpg

How did I not hear of this?!

 

[lacktheknack]

Absolutely disgusting. No one who witnessed the sheer carnage in the aftermath of 8/12 would even dream of fictionalizing that atrocity, never mind as a base comedy. Faced with dwindling syrup reserves and with the specter of peak syrup on the horizon, the Canadian public would do well to boycott this vile film.

This.

I wake up screaming in the night on occasion, knowing that people broke into Canada and STOLE OUR SYRUP.

We won't let it happen to us. We've put our maple syrup in a triple-locked box with alarm and deterrent bomb attached.

You think I'm kidding? The stuff costs ten bucks a liter OR MORE around here!