Jesus-ifying Zero Punctuation

[teutonicman]

Wow... ZP has become more influential than I've given it credit for.

 

[Jennacide]

EDIT: Additional point: Why should God be a he?

If I remember correctly somewhere in Genesis it said that God supposedly created Adam after his own appearance.

Yes, it did. The church also said that Mary Magdalene was a whore until a few decades ago. It's a book, written entirely by men, that constantly makes nods that women are some how inferior and the cause of all the evil in the world.

So why should we believe God is a she, if she exsists? My reasoning is simple. When giving birth to a child, what sex does every baby start as? That's right, female. Before that Y chromosome kicks in, every man was a female for a short period of time.

 

[VicunaBlue]

Because people like to display their faith, as if we care?
Or their lack of faith.
It works both ways.

Also, incidentally: Putting a Jesus fish on your car doesn't mean you can ignore basic traffic safety.
Fucking stop trying to run me off the road - if God wanted me dead, she'd do it herself.

Oh, and stop putting the Confederate flag on the back of your hick truck.
We get it, you don't like black people or being able to see out the back window.
The South lost!
144 years ago!
Seriously people.

Flying a confederate flag (or having a bumper sticker) doesnt mean you hate black people, it just means that you believe in having less power in the federal government
and as for the hoodie, I'm sure that if Ben really cares, he will contact a lawyer

 

[lacktheknack]

Because... I doubt Mr. Croshaw cares.

This really sums it up.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

if God wanted me dead, she'd do it herself.

So according to you Max, Mary was a lesbian? The Bible just go a lot more interesting...

 

[A random person]

Because people like to display their faith, as if we care?
Or their lack of faith.
It works both ways.

Also, incidentally: Putting a Jesus fish on your car doesn't mean you can ignore basic traffic safety.
Fucking stop trying to run me off the road - if God wanted me dead, she'd do it herself.

Oh, and stop putting the Confederate flag on the back of your hick truck.
We get it, you don't like black people or being able to see out the back window.
The South lost!
144 years ago!
Seriously people.

I hear you. Try living here in South Carolina, crazy Evangelical Christians and Confederate flag wavers as far as you can see.

 

[Credge]

Oh, and stop putting the Confederate flag on the back of your hick truck.
We get it, you don't like black people or being able to see out the back window.
The South lost!
144 years ago!
Seriously people.

I'm laughing at that because that's completely not the point of it at all.

Flying a confederate flag (or having a bumper sticker) doesnt mean you hate black people, it just means that you believe in having less power in the federal government

I'm smiling because this guy gets the point of it.

 

[The_Echo]

It's called expression, OP. As I understand, most people around the world have a freedom of it. So don't get all pissed off because someone mixed their faith with something they like. It's not that big of a deal. Quit your bitching on move on.

Mind you, I wouldn't do it, but I can see why some might.

 

[A random person]

I hear you. Try living here in South Carolina, crazy Evangelical Christians and Confederate flag wavers as far as you can see.

I live even further south than that.
Florida: Satan's Waiting Room.

But Florida didn't found the Confederacy (and it may be farther south, but "the deep south" cuts off at Georgia). We founded it, and thanks to the power of nationalism and anti-intellectualism here in the Bible belt, we're still proud of trying to keep slavery (ok, States rights was actually the big issue, but nullification would have rendered the federal government pointless).

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Yahtzee must have snapped and created his own cult! Save yourself, the end is nigh!

 

[Jim Grim]

This is clearly a sin. Thou shalt not amass wealth or some shit.

Also thou shalt not covet thy neighbours popular online game review show.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

On that subject though, I think anyone owning one of those bumper stickers showing Calvin from C&H prostrate before a cross deserves to have their windows smashed.

I've never seen one but, agreed, that's the same as making C&H porn for me. x_x

 

[similar.squirrel]

Christians are pretty good at adopting popular practices and symbols as their own. Just ask about why Christmas falls on the 25th! (Hint: It ain't Jesus' birthday)

Very true. They're just moving with the times. A new, progressive Christianity.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Because they want to down with "Da yoof".
Or Ben Crawshaw's the second coming.

 

[KarumaK]

Because people like to display their faith, as if we care?
Or their lack of faith.
It works both ways.

Also, incidentally: Putting a Jesus fish on your car doesn't mean you can ignore basic traffic safety.
Fucking stop trying to run me off the road - if God wanted me dead, she'd do it herself.

Oh, and stop putting the Confederate flag on the back of your hick truck.
We get it, you don't like black people or being able to see out the back window.
The South lost!
144 years ago!
Seriously people.

You are the greatest person ever

Only if you're evil.

 

[Rawker]

Don't worry OP, wanting to rip clothing off women is part of growing up, you don't need to feel ashamed

Roflmao, yeah. Im sure Yahtzee would care more if his show was more popular. if he had a television show, (he'd get his ass sued off on the first episode, but that's just me.) i'm sure he would have been a little more upset.

 

[Takoto]

Well, that's a bit odd. xD

 

[clicketycrack]

And where did you learn that little nugget?

Common sense, dude.
If there is a God, (and I personally do not believe there is, but that won't stand in my way when it comes to being silly,) it's got to be a she.

After all, I've had girls controlling my life in various ways for years - why break the mold now?
It just doesn't seem right that anything but a female has unlimited power over me.

(And no, I do not mean it like that - my friends are just very strong, personality-wise.)

Do you really think that god has sexual organs.