Jesus is here!

[neuromasser]

About one month ago some family in Texas found Jesus-like shaped cheeto(so they named it Cheesus, really original >.>)
Apparently this had happened before, so it's not big news; I posted it because i find their reaction hilarious: They talk about it like it's god's sign, blessing from God and whatnot, and on the other side consider selling or eating it

Spoiler: Here is the video

[small]I don't if this was posted before, and search didn't help me :/[/small]

 

[Mentalgen]

wow, now that's a slow news day.

 

[flare09]

One time I found a Cheeto that looked like an appendage of mine. I just ate it and kept on going with my life.

 

[Talonhand]

This has got to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen

 

[Aura Guardian]

PantsoffDanceoff. What do you say about this? *remembers your avatar*

 

[The_Echo]

Takes a bit of imagination to see Jesus in that.

I've had millions of Cheetos that look like that. I MUST BE A HOLY MAGNET OR SOMETHING.

 

[IceStar100]

ALL HAIL CHEESUS ARE CRUNCH SAVIOR.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Personally, I think it looks like a tonfa.

Spoiler

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Yeah, so when where we thinking of ceasing to pander to these feeble minded religious morons and put them in their place. I mean, believing in a God? Fucks sake...

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Cheetos are meh... Now if there was a Dorito Jesus...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Looks like a cactus to me.

I think that's a sign that their God hates them.
Or maybe he just likes cacti.

EDIT: Why do the crazy religious people get all the interesting Cheetos?

Because we crazy non-religious people don't have an icon to see in a Cheeto.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

One time I found a Cheeto that looked like an appendage of mine. I just ate it and kept on going with my life.

You ate your own cheese-doodle?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

About one month ago some family in texas found Jesus-like shaped cheeto(so they named it Cheesus, really original >.>)
Apparently this had happened before, so it's not big news; I posted it because i find their reaction hilarious: They talk about it like it's god's sign, blessing from God and whatnot, and on the other side consider selling or eating it

Spoiler: Here is the video

[small]I don't if this was posted before, and search didn't help me :/[/small]

fyi: not all Texans act like this

had it been me, a very funny youtube video would of been made, with either me eating/destroying said cheeto, or throwing it at people yelling "THE POWER OF CHEESUS COMMANDS YOU!"

Cheetos are meh... Now if there was a Dorito Jesus...

now, even better question. what FLAVOR would dorito jesus be?

Obviously he would be Buffalo-Ranch.

 

[Birras]

now, even better question. what FLAVOR would dorito jesus be?

Why, Nacho Jeez, of course! Haha, terrible puns!

 

[fulano]

Holy shit...I mean Cheet...that's just sad.

 

[neuromasser]

Because we crazy non-religious people don't have an icon to see in a Cheeto.

Spoiler: Well if you like Doom and your icon is BFG 9000...

fyi: not all Texans act like this

I never said or implied anything like that >.>