Jesus Statue Destroyed By Lightning

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

-gives praise to thor for striking down the puny XD-

JESUS! Meet the god of THUNDA!

And on the eighth day, Mega-Jesus rose from the ground to strike down the wicked.​

i love you!
but he's no match for THUNDA!
http://ncbrick.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/thor_600_dellottovariant1.jpg

 

[AceAngel]

The saddest part are the comments under the news tab...

 

[tsb247]

Oh great, another one of these threads...

 

[Nmil-ek]

ITS ONLY A FLESH WOUND!

 

[Marik2]

Isn't Ohio like the worst religious state ever? Like the type of people who give a bad rep to christianity. Pretty sure God is mad at them for making Christianity look evil.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Just goes to show, God's not interested in our materialistic worshipping.
He want's our souls(in a good way, not in a *I'm hungry for souls* way )!

 

[sgtshock]

I think I've seen that statue once or twice before. It's not far from where I live. Shame to see it go.

Of course, now you're going to see idiots proclaiming that this is a sign that we are on the losing our faith, or that the apocalypse is coming, or what have you.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

I'm an atheist here,and i know all non-atheists are gonna curse me to hell fot this but,when I saw the tile of this thread I laughed.Is this wrong?

 

[Signa]

Isn't Ohio like the worst religious state ever? Like the type of people who give a bad rep to christianity. Pretty sure God is mad at them for making Christianity look evil.

I'd say Kansas wins that title by default by having those Westboro Baptist Church guys. I'm sure Ohio is a close contender though.

It makes you wonder, if there is a god, and if he likes to communicate in his bullshit mysterious ways with us lowly humans, is this his big "fuck you!" to the people who are making him look bad? If I was God, I'd be pissed at those people for sure, but I'd be sending plagues with the lightning bolts..

 

[TheBurgundyBomber]

i live in Ohio, where this is located, and have driven past it a couple of times.
it was quite a sight, and looked like it was made out of butter in the sunlight.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Oh, the irony is painful...
So, uhm, who else is up for some Zeus worship now? I don't want to piss him off...
Or is it Thor?

I hope it's Thor since then I would be close to him (I'm from Finland) and it would be good to know that someone like that once watched, and still watches over my country ^^

Coming from someone with germanic ancestry, I have to agree! Let's all worship the all-father! Verily, he smote the false idol with a mighty blow, and his followers must now rise up!
(actually, the myths about Thor on wiki are quite interesting. There's a god I could see myself following )

 

[Marik2]

Isn't Ohio like the worst religious state ever? Like the type of people who give a bad rep to christianity. Pretty sure God is mad at them for making Christianity look evil.

I'd say Kansas wins that title by default by having those Westboro Baptist Church guys. I'm sure Ohio is a close contender though.

It makes you wonder, if there is a god, and if he likes to communicate in his bullshit mysterious ways with us lowly humans, is this his big "fuck you!" to the people who are making him look bad? If I was God, I'd be pissed at those people for sure, but I'd be sending plagues with the lightning bolts..

He already did that with the Egyptians

 

[Lulzovich]

No, if it was Thor, he would crush it with his hammer... So it was Zeus after all!

Wait, maybe it was Odin?

 

[Iron Lightning]

Oh man, that made my fucking day. I can't wait to hear all the bullshit rationalizations the religious folk will come up with to defend their beliefs.

 

[Shemming]

i beleive this proves the existance of the God of irony.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Anyone else expecting this picture to become a new internet meme any moment now?

You think? Then I'd better get this out of the way before everyone else does it.

 

[Burningsok]

Yeah god got sick of it. I think he is demanding us to make a better one.

 

[Burningsok]

lol Jesus is like "Damn you Zeus... that was my favorite statue. Now I have to find the money to build a bigger, more Zeus-proof statue of myself."