Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Dylan the Christmas F!*kdog

[JenSeven]

Christ Jim, I wasn't prepared for that!
What the blue balling cum nuggets were you on that day?
I laughed my head off, that's for sure.
Not quite sure what I laughed at though....

 

[Evonisia]

Well, both poems have left me needing to scrub myself clean thoroughly, and we're only 1 day into 2014.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Yahtzee, that made me laugh out loud when the turn in tone occurred.

Jim... err... E for effort I guess?

E actually stands for Exceeds expectations in the Ordinary Wizarding Level in the magical world. It's one step below Outstanding and one above Acceptable. E is actually pretty good.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Yahtzee, that made me laugh out loud when the turn in tone occurred.

Jim... err... E for effort I guess?

E actually stands for Exceeds expectations in the Ordinary Wizarding Level in the magical world. It's one step below Outstanding and one above Acceptable. E is actually pretty good.

You have a fantastic user name and avatar.

That's really all I had to say. I felt someone needed to point it out. I don't know how to grade it though, you've thrown me off my game in that regard.

 

[Tzzimy]

Yahtzee, pure. Awesome. ;-) \m/
Jim I had to stop after the turkey mention, you reminded something my dog did a long time ago, I wanted to forget...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Yahtzee, that made me laugh out loud when the turn in tone occurred.

Jim... err... E for effort I guess?

E actually stands for Exceeds expectations in the Ordinary Wizarding Level in the magical world. It's one step below Outstanding and one above Acceptable. E is actually pretty good.

You have a fantastic user name and avatar.

That's really all I had to say. I felt someone needed to point it out. I don't know how to grade it though, you've thrown me off my game in that regard.

Thanks, my name is special to me and the avatar is the cutest cat gif I've seen.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Made a new years resolution to be less vulgar and then I listen to poetry where the word "Fuck" appears several times in every sentence. Something tells me this won't last long.

 

[Pepsik]

All right, I just had to pause the video at mecharachnid, that was such a horrible twist, I couldn't stop laughing. Stupid jokes in depressing situations are the best.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Not sure why, but for some reason Jim's song reminds me of this:

Spoiler

 

[kwagamon]

"Dylan the Christmas Fuckdog" is still a better and more listenable Christmas carol than what actually sees airplay on the radio for the holiday season.

So good job, Jim. Excellent poem.

 

[Something Amyss]

Yahtzee's poem makes sense. If the kid can't destroy his foes with his shiny new mechaspider, he can at least take a couple of them out with the Wiimote.

 

[fleischwolke]

Yahtzee takes the crown this week.