Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: The Gayening

[FPLOON]

So, according to Yahtzee, HD stands for "horse diversity"... Does that mean, based on Jim's poem, HD actually stands for "huge dicks"?

Now, I remember a time when people would get excited for SD re-releases... (Yes, SD "used" to stands for "similar direction" and/or "small dicks"...)

captcha: Nokia Lumia 925
That's one "diversified" horse, captcha...

 

[Ticklefist]

Well now we know why Dobbin's corpse was such a mess. Jim had beaten it.

 

[Jacked Assassin]

I'm not homophobic but I rather not do things like having to be nude, strip pole dancing, or singing with Pierce as a Heterosexual Male.

In that sense that's why I like Saints Row 2 since that's the only one where I can happily play as a Heterosexual Male.

So no, as homosexual as SR4 could have been it was already too late for it to turn me into a Homosexual Male.

Because Saints Row The Third had already turned me (as in my character) into a Transgender Female.

 

[Weaver]

Yeah I got the message Jim you didn't need to explain it.

Do you need me to explain that my not needing to explain it was the point?

Yes apparently. I must be dense.

I am perpetually amused by the awkward ruination of my own jokes. Hence, explaining something that didn't need to be explained. Doing unfunny things are funny to me. Clearly not to anybody else, but I long gave up trying to amuse anybody but myself with these.

Well, I found it amusing! I like your stuff and hope you keep on doing what you're doing!

 

[Something Amyss]

This is why we need more boobs in gaming. Boobs are so unerrepresented. But if we get more boobs in gaming, then we won't be so constantly indoctrinated by gayness.

I don't think I could make that statement more absurd if I wrote it wearing a bunny costume with a Groucho mask.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Yeah I got the message Jim you didn't need to explain it.

Do you need me to explain that my not needing to explain it was the point?

Yes apparently. I must be dense.

I am perpetually amused by the awkward ruination of my own jokes. Hence, explaining something that didn't need to be explained. Doing unfunny things are funny to me. Clearly not to anybody else, but I long gave up trying to amuse anybody but myself with these.

So you're practicing your own advice to game developers.

"Make things you want to make, and think will be fun."

As they say; If you build it, they will come. ;p

Good show today, Jim. =w= b
You too, Yahtzee.

 

[kailus13]

I don't think I could make that statement more absurd if I wrote it wearing a bunny costume with a Groucho mask.

Maybe not, but you should try anyway.

I think Yahtzees poem might be about the new Thief game if he's not just talking about all reboots.

I'm thankful I was wearing headphones when listening to Jims poem.

 

[Zacharious-khan]

Why does jim do his poetry in a dark room instead of the well lit Jimquisition set? he could just throw up a different banner or something.

 

[Rad Party God]

But Yahtzee!, not all HD remakes are bad!... well, at least if it doesn't bare Konami's logo... or it's named Silent Hill... well yes, only Silent Hill HD sucks.

 

[Ticklefist]

I'm not homophobic but I rather not do things like having to be nude, strip pole dancing, or singing with Pierce as a Heterosexual Male.

I dunno man. You gotta be at least a little homophobic if you think singing with another guy is a homosexual activity.

 

[Foolery]

But Yahtzee!, not all HD remakes are bad!... well, at least if it doesn't bare Konami's logo... or it's named Silent Hill... well yes, only Silent Hill HD sucks.

Agreed. I don't get why anyone would be against HD remakes. Gives people a chance who didn't pick up it the first time to give it a go, there's the possibility of added content, updates to fix gameplay issues or balance, and it's great way to revisit a game for those enjoyed the original. Sure, it can potentially be a mess like the Silent Hill HD collection was, but I think the positives outweigh the negatives.

 

[gamerchimp]

OK Jim, that first verse got me. You owe me a new keyboard Mr Sterling!

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

Why does jim do his poetry in a dark room instead of the well lit Jimquisition set? he could just throw up a different banner or something.

Poetry should always be done in dark rooms.

 

[Xardas]

I've got to say The Gayening is my favorite poem so far. It's truly, truly outrageous. Way to go Jim!

 

[fleischwolke]

I've got to say The Gayening is my favorite poem so far. It's truly, truly outrageous. Way to go Jim!

Jim takes the cup this week!

 

[Ryleh]

After spending last night attempting to play Draw A Stickman by only drawing wangs, this poem was just what I needed.

 

[holyshaman]

yahtzee's poem had hit me hard. i got jet set radio on steam sale i loved the original but this one sets the fucus all the wrong places where it's allmost boring. if the the maps was different it would be fine but when they remove all the fun gameplay then it's not up for discussion

 

[gridsleep]

Why does Jim have heavy duty floodlights in his living room? Those would burn the paint off the wall. Or maybe they're for blinding cyborg horses? Or projecting obscene shadow puppets on the building across the street? All of the above?

 

[Darth_Payn]

I cannot be the only one here who does NOT want a cyborg Frankenhorse that leaves fire in its wake. Yahtzee had me sold with the line "starts fires with his mind."

Jim, you should do this again: "MMMMMetaphooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrr!"