Jimquisition: Time To Get Paid

[DeltaStrata]

I found myself thinking, "Jim just said he's going to play with a dragon-tongue dildo. I expect this to be horrifying. But this is the show that forced the Escapist to build an age gate, and I didn't need to get through it for this episode, so...what exactly can Jim do that will be both PG-13 and horrifying?"

And then I got to the end.

And it was PG-13.

And it was horrifying. ._.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

I've heard about Payday 2 but I haven't really looked into it, mainly because I'm still absorbed by the Fallout games.

But looking at Jim's gameplay of it, I might check it out. Looks like a lot of fun. Always nice to see a game dev NOT get screwed over when all's said and done.

Also, and I'm not saying this in an accusatory or derogatory manner but because I'm legitimately curious: Is Jim gay? I'm not sure if he was saying that as a joke or not but is he? It peaked my curiosity and I just kinda wanna know.

 

[romxxii]

Am I the only one who's disappointed that Jim didn't deep-throat that dragon tongue? Or am I just expecting too much shock from Mr. Sterling?

 

[Rebel_Raven]

Payday 2's on my want list, but moreso after the female character(s) get added. Huzzah for inclusion.
It seems like a great game regardless from the demo I played. Seems like one of those rare games I have a gaming medium that can handle it with bots, and a class system that means more than a different way to do what everyone else does.
Classes with strengths and unique objectives.

Also, thank god for sex toys, and thank god for Jim!

 

[Caiphus]

What an amazing world we live in, that a large white man can tape a dildo to his face, crawl around on the floor, record it, put it on the internet, and get praised and paid for it.

Thanks Jim.

Thanks for making the world that little bit weirder.

 

[sorsa]

Think I tore my gut laughing at the duct tape dragon dildo mask.. XD

 

[Faith Meade]

As a transsexual myself, I'm glad that Jim understands and respects us despite all the ridicule he gets for doing so.

We have so few allies.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Dear Internet imbeciles: Using words like "gay", "******" and the like in an attempt to insult a gay man only means that you fail TWICE. I look forward to the lot of you realizing the depths of your failure and shutting up about everything forever.

Wait Jim is actually gay?

I honestly did not know that.

I honestly don't think Payday 2 should be considered AAA. Bercause when I think of AAA I think of:

BLoted dev budgets.
Bloated advertising budgets.
Focus testing.
Removal of features to 'broaden the audience.'
Moronic publishers.

Payday 2 doesn't deserve to lumped in with the likes of CoD and whatever 'failures' most publishers are complaining about.

 

[Bindal]

The cops and robbers game mode would only be nonsense if they just did a mediocre job of it. Add depth, complexity, and tactics to it and I think it could be a fun mode. Give players on both sides the ability to send private messages to each other before the game starts and each side could try and bribe one another. If I was on the robbers side I would promise a member of the Swat Team half my take if they were to not take me down and instead take down my associates instead.

No, it would be nonsense no matter what they do because you WILL end up with Rank 1 cops against Rank 100 robbers, which then stop the former. Or vice versa.
Overall, it would be literally impossible to balance, resulting in a un-fun mode, that takes away resources from the coop (which they want to focus on), hurting THAT mode as well.
Deal with it: Overkill doesn't want to make that mode because it wouldn't be good, impossible to balance and because it would damage their ability to work on coop.

 

[Something Amyss]

i'm surprised your neighbors didn't tried to exorcise you during that dragon finagling.

Yeah, he is in the right region of the US for that.

I can't ever unsee that. >_<
Also Publisher's should learn from this (Fat chance).

Maybe if we make them watch the ending, they won't be able to unsee the lesson.

If not, at least we had fun....

Well jim does have a wife. Also I love that He included the Jonathan Holmes plate while massaging his prostate with a dragon dildo.

I can't speak for the other two, but Mercury had several girlfriends including at least one live-in and was known for fawning over women. It wasn't until right before his death that he specifically stated he was gay. I mean, not exactly the best-kept secret, but still.

Jim, on the other hand, has been pretty candid about his bisexuality, which I've always appreciated. He's in a position where he could blend in comfortably, and living in Missouri, I wouldn't blame him if he did.

Instead, he straps dragon dildos to his face and writhes around.

So Jim's gay, did I get that correct? :0

Bisexual.

Still, even then, calling a man who likes men and admits to it a "******" seems kinda lame. It's like...Yeah, and?

 

[evilcorgi]

Jim, you know you're probably going to get a ton of Bad Dragon dildos now, right? Expect three or four horsecocks in your mailbox soon.
By the way, those things run from $80-$120 bucks. A worthy price for the messiah of gaming.

 

[daxterx2005]

That looks like a yoshi tongue

 

[ConanThe3rd]

That whole "Fagot" thing must of gotten to Jim somehow. This is the WEIRDEST DLC episode I've ever seen.

 

[Mikkaddo]

having watched all the way to the end Jim, let me just say thank you.

You promised if people weren't massive ass-crackers that you'd diddle a dragon dildo, people (unsprisingly) refused to not be ass-crackers to each other, but you still gave us exactly what you offered. Thank you.

 

[Bat Vader]

PayDay 2 looks like it is a pretty fun game and I do want it. None of my friends have it though and I never play online with anyone unless I know the person I am playing with. I plan on getting PayDay 2 but I am going to wait when it is on Sale on Steam.

The amount of money some publishers spend on marketing is pretty ridiculous.

 

[linforcer]

Wow. A double surprise... (in relation to dragontales)

1. That's a real thing
2. I received a warning for that post

 

[Infernai]

Huh, i guess you could say that guy on Twitter was quite the...TWIT! Hahahaha- *Grabbed*

W-w-what are you doing!? PUT ME DOWN! ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH~!

 

[FireAza]

I would have figured a dragon's wing-wang would have been bigger.