Jimquisition: Time To Get Paid

[Lightknight]

Excellent video. I love it when these examples shine and they usually do when companies have the balls and the clarity of vision to pull it off.

On a side note, I'd like to think that somewhere on Jim's computer is footage of him in the driveway scene while a neighbor is rushing their kids into the car to get away as quickly as possible. Perhaps he tries to play it off cool and waves at them cheerfully shouting, "Hello Mrs. Wilson, nice weather we're having!" Maybe a kindly neighbor comes up to Jim to let him know that his tie is coming out of his fly only to realize far too late that it's no tie!

 

[Techno Squidgy]

OH GOD SOMEONE PASS ME A HACKSAW AND SOME BLEACH. MY MIND IS UNCLEEEEAAAAAAAAAN!

ahem.

Right, so yeah, cool story bro, will be picking up Payday 2 as soon as me and some friends scrape some cash together.
I bought the first one after the free weekend on steam ages ago, but never played it as none of my friends bought the game and I prefer having at least one person I know to be present, so at least there'll be some guaranteed teamwork.

I cannot brain today.

 

[RJ 17]

As for Payday 2, I really want to get it, but with no one to play it with, I don't see a point atm :\

That's pretty much where I am at this point, though I'm going to keep preaching for my friends to pick it up because it looks like loads of fun.

About as much fun as Jim was having with that dildo. :3

Really liked this episode Jim, hopefully devs can see that they don't have to spend loads of cash in order to make a game that's impossible to keep on the shelves...for that matter, with low-budget but solidly good games, the profit margins are just that much greater.

Oh, and great choice of music for the ending frolic.

 

[furai47]

I wonder how many people are going to buy Payday 2 after watching this and find out how the game is actually an unbalanced, unrewarding mess.

But yeah, they did a good job on developing it and not overselling it.

 

[tzimize]

Hahahahaha, oh Jim.

Payday 2 is pretty awesome. But they really didnt have to patch in the ETERNAL escape scenarios...honestly we shoot enough cops in the missions themselves.

 

[geldonyetich]

Not sure if warning bait or not but that is just way too appropriate a response.

Oh, I think you knew, but went for it anyway.

Think about it, all your little picture essentially said is, "I find the fact you have moral hangups about this to be mockworthy." That, in itself, puts you on pretty shaky grounds both intellectually and morally.

Try to say something a little more constructive next time. If you can't articulate beyond a kneejerk reaction, you probably got nothing.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

HA! xD Jim, when you play with a dildo, you play with a dildo. Also, good show too. Sorry you ran into some pricks last week. Just remember, we love you Jim. Thank God for you.
=w= b

Wait, you can make money by making a good game that DOESN'T use the most cutting-edge graphics, sound, animation and engine there is? ARE YOU LISTENING, TRIPLE-A DEVELOPERS?

I think the problem is more the triple-A producers. Some are so full of crap, it's now clogging up their ears. ;p

Not that developers[sub](or even consumers for that matter)[/sub] are never at fault.

 

[Orekoya]

Oh, I think you knew, but went for it anyway.

Think about it, all your little picture essentially said is, "I find the fact you have moral hangups about this to be mockworthy." That, in itself, puts you on pretty shaky grounds both intellectually and morally.

Considering the nature of your post(which would be charitable to only be calling it troll bait) on the forums it is on, I would say you have little grounds to judge my intellectual or moral standing.

Hell my hang up on using it wasn't the message because you're clearly speaking from your high horse but about the person in it because people still think it's in poor taste, for some reason.

 

[Kennetic]

DragonTales.

Okay then, we narrowed down the suspects.

Whose tongue was it?

Look at the old dragon looking down on the girl like Chester the Molester and I think you'll find your culprit

OT: I'll be getting Payday 2 as soon as it's payday for me haha.

 

[Sir Shockwave]

One more thing I have to say.

GTA comes out, and the media swarms over it being a horrible game for your kids.
Mass Effect is released and the media swarms over it being a Sex Porno Game that will corrupt your kids.
Modern Warfare is out and the Media blames various murders on kids playing the game.
Payday 2 comes out,a game LITERALLY ABOUT ROBBING BANKS...........and I haven't heard a single thing about the media going all over it for influencing our kids and making them want to rob banks in real life.

Is it bad that I am just waiting... EXPECTING... for the media to turn on Payday 2 in such a way?

Give it time... X3

OT: That outtro...I will never hear an 8 Bit Rendition of Duck Tails and not think of it. Thank god for Jim O_O

 

[rofltehcat]

Oh god, that last part... xD

"Honey, don't let the boy out today, the creepy Sterling guy is dancing again."

 

[greyden]

I always saw you as more of a Xu Zhu than a Liu Bei.

Or Xiahou Yuan alternatively, y'know, 'cause of his huge dildo.

 

[Airon]

Ah yes. Had me in stitches!

Raising a glass to one of the funiest wankers we have in gaming journalism. Keep it up Jim.

 

[geldonyetich]

Considering the nature of your post(which would be charitable to only be calling it troll bait) on the forums it is on, I would say you have little grounds to judge my intellectual or moral standing.

Why, because you said so? No. Your judgement of my post is not what my post actually said. Try harder, all you got here is Ad Hominem.

Hell my hang up on using it wasn't the message because you're clearly speaking from your high horse but about the person in it because people still think it's in terrible taste, for some reason.

What? Take a little time to read your sentences before hitting that, "post" button.

 

[GeneralFungi]

DragonTales.

Okay then, we narrowed down the suspects.

Whose tongue was it?

It wasn't a tongue, dude. That's what reptile penis actually looks like...

The internet has unwillingly taught me more about animal penises then I would have EVER liked to know. Guh.


I really like it when you talk about games you like, Jim. It's a bit of the same old reasoning with a new example, but it's good to hear of games doing well. And games that I'll need to pick up. Continue with your dildo antics you magnificent bastard!

 

[LordMonty]

GAME in the UK is still short of real shelf stock, demand is super high still. I may get a copy when they reappear on the shelves.

 

[MonkeyPunch]

Two things. Where is your "Let's bloody play" with the Destructoid team?
Secondly, I do bloody hope that Payday 2 gets recognised for it's Audio, because the music in this game is excellent. Really great pumping tunes that fit.

Also why did the Ducktales tune at the end fit so[/s] perfectly to the on-screen happenings?

 

[Dragonbums]

I gotta say, I was a bit disappointed. I know Bad Dragon has way bigger dildos than that.

They are expensive though.
I wager that little dong cost about $50-60.00 to whoever had that made for Jim.
Can't imagine what their...jumbo sizes would cost.

EDIT: How fucking ironic that I'm talking about the price of dragon dildo's when my name and icon reflect the beast in question.

 

[Tinybear]

WHY DUCK TALES? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE DUCKTALES?!? WHYYyYyyyyy.... *sobbing while sucking my thumb*