John Carter Gets New Trailer, Stays Vague

[Kahunaburger]

Hey guise, I've got an idea. Let's take a setting with the potential to be very visually distinctive and make it look like the Star Wars prequels knocked up the Prince of Persia movie.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Hey guise, I've got an idea. Let's take a setting with the potential to be very visually distinctive and make it look like the Star Wars prequels knocked up the Prince of Persia movie.

actually that sounds awesome, Disney should hire you as Marketing Head Honcho.

I'm saddened to hear its not coming out till the 9th March, I promised my nephew to take him to watch it, now I've got 3 months of "when's it out?, when's it out?, when's it out?".

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Is it just me or does the CGI look like something from ten years ago?

Maybe they haven't done the final editing rounds or something, but that lizard-dog-thing in particular (yeah, I haven't read the book) just looks terrible.

(Captcha: "Terribu Italiens." I giggled.)

 

[GothmogII]

I feel like this is another candidate for the "Spot the Trailer Music by Two Steps from Hell" game, but I can't quite place it. Anyone know whence the music in this trailer hails?

Sounds like an instrumental version of Come With Me.

ARGHHHHH ARGHHH!

Its the Guitarist Jimmy Paige of Led Zeppelin fame, bloody kids, get off my lawn!
*shakes stick*

That Riff is pretty much his trademark.

I thought it was Led Zeppelin! Dammit, I hear the song every day on the radio, and then I bloody well choose GODZILLA to relate it to? The hell is wrong with me!?

Puff Daddy (Who? Seriously....) sampled it in his song during the credits of that film...oddly, thought it was someone else at the time...

I like Kashmir...but, I am disappointed in that trailer. Was trying way, way too hard to seem 'epic'. But it's a trailer, and they lie. Usually...

 

[sir.rutthed]

How thoroughly average looking. I see the title and keep thinking to myself "silly people, he's the guy who's gonna save us from the Terminators" and then I forget all about this.

 

[vid87]

So Mr. Kitsch's resume' now features X-Men Origins Wolverine, Battleship, and this. I'm placing him alongside Sam Worthington as stars I must avoid like the plague.