Step 1: Dont call yourself the master race, it makes you obnoxious <3
Step 2: Disregard anyone who says dont get a laptop, just get a desktop. They dont know your life and priorities, and gaming laptops function just fine. I've been running on gaming laptops for like 7 years now because of how mobile I tend to be, and how inconvenient a desk would be in my living space. Different things work for different people, so those who say 'Nope, just get a desktop' are being dicks and limiting your choices.
Just keep in mind that there are valid issues. The do tend to be a bit on the weighty side for a laptop (though not as unreasonably as some people here seem to be implying. Are your arms made of twigs?) Just get a good backpack/bag. Because I can see how using a traditional laptop bag would make them unweildy as hell. But look around for backpack/laptop case combos, they're great and useful for so many things.
Heating can be an issue. But then it comes down to care. So long as you're aware of the heating issues, and keep it well ventilated and dont be silly (Using it on beds, pillows, etc where the material will block the airflow) You should get a decent life.
The biggest issue is replacing parts. Its a butt to do if needed, and you pretty much only do it if something fails, not to upgrade. So if you're going laptop, be prepared to buy an entirely new one every 3-4 years (depending on how much the need to stay cutting edge affects you, in which case if it does, why are you buying a laptop?)
As for the individual tech recommendations, I'll leave those for someone more versed, because I havent looked at the market recently, so my data is old and useless.