Jokes that get overused.

[hecticpicnic]

"thats what she said"

 

[Billabong Pobblecock]

agreed, rick rolling got lame after i saw it once

 

[Jaranja]

"Go make me a sammich!"

"Get back to the kitchen!"

Those are usually said by men. BUT OH HO HO SO VERY VERY FUNNY WHEN WOMEN SAY IT TOO. SO EDGY LOL


And I'd also like to **** punt girls who say, "Suck my dick."
OH SO VERY FUCKING CLEVER. IT'S FUNNY CAUSE LIKE, GIRLS DON'T HAVE PENIS' BUT THEY'RE STILL TELLING ME TO SUCK ON IT.

LMAOROLFSKATES.


Yes I mad.

Bah.

Sexist jokes are funny when used occasionally.

 

[P-mac]

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"CHICKEN BUTT!"

Ugh...

 

[MikailCaboose]

Pads. I believe I've said enough there.

 

[Sacman]

Knock, knock...

 

[Thedayrecker]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia your mom is over 9000. /rage inducing semi-trolling

I agree with the above

Well I was ninja'd so fuck it. I'm gonna go cry in a corner

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Your mum" and "That's what she said" are overused but I can't help but laugh or at least smile at them.

You've got to time it right, just chucking it around all the time makes people want to slap you. Which is why I have a personal limit of 1-2 "you mother" jokes and 1-3 "she said" jokes per day.

I rarely meet the limit.

 

[Swarley]

Almost every joke that came out of the internet.

the "that's what she said jokes" not used properly

rarly is it pure gold!

I posted this in another thread, but it works even better here.

 

[Lukeje]

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

 

[Jfswift]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

You forgot the falcon punch XD

 

[Naheal]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, your mother makes jokes about you! (Over 9000 times)

That was just complete, concentrated awesome.

 

[Sacman]

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Doctor...

 

[Odbarc]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, 9000 is over your mother!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SovietSecrets]

Thats what she said can burn in hell.

 

[RelexCryo]

Simple, which jokes have you heard so much, that they are now bland and overdone? Alternatively, which ones were never funny to begin with?

Well, for me at least, any mentions of hammertime when smiting foes with hammers. That bothers me. Grrr.

Now, escapists, which jokes grate on your ear?

Anything Freudian. Guys who have high level gear in MMO's comphensating for having small penises, guys who drive race cars comphensating for having small penises, guys who like to collect and shoot guns comphensating for having small penises, guys who actually get angry when they are insulted and argue with the people who insult them comphensating for having small penises, people who achieve any success at all comphensating for small penises, etc. etc.

 

[ShadowDude112]

"ITZ OVAR 9000! LOL GAIZ I'M SO FUNNAY DL:GJkl;SDG:SDKL:GHSDFOPHJPHP:JKLFHKL:FJKL:: 9000!!!JL:K!!JKL:!HKL:!JK!KL!JKL:!JK:!JKK!!JK" Now tell me, would that annoy you becasue you heard it every 10 seconds in the summer of '09?

 

[Lukeje]

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Doctor...

Doctor whom?

 

[Dr.A]

Ugh.

"The cake is a lie!"
"The cake is a pie!"

Seriously people. Stop that crap.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Your mother or double rainbow.