Judging By The Cover: Judging Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Judging Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Batman v Superman v Lens Flare

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[Scarim Coral]

Ok I lost it at editing Batman mouth. His eyes doesn't look all that serious.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Oh, those cheeky lens flares. They just can't not cause trouble wherever they go.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Nom, nom, nom: Batman, I want to eat your Cornish face!!!
As long as you don't slobber on me with your suspiciously long tongue... :\

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

I can't tell if anything on those posters was actually a real photo at some point, or if it was all made out of computer whole cloth.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I lost it at the alternative mouths.

 

[wax]

Isn't bombfetti just a subset of spunkgargleweewee?

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

I took me a minute to realise Batman was fighting Superman in that first image for the movie; Imax. I saw B facing off against some random dude in a nondescript black costume, wasn't until later that I saw it was supposed to be Superman.

 

[Sonder Saunters]

What bugs me about this Batman is that I can tell it's Ben Affleck. Like, I know with Superman you have to accept that no one recognizes him as Clark Kent, but Batman in costume almost never looks like he's obviously Bruce Wayne in a mask. The only other time I can think of was when Clooney played him. Say what you want about Christian "WHEREISTHETRIGERRRRRRRR" Bale, but at least his Batman suits hid his face well.

 

[Bob_McMillan]

When he was talking about smiling and getting his teeth knocked out... Did Yahtzee just unintentionally reference the Joker?

 

[pearcinator]

Ben Affleck always shows his damn teeth. You'll see Batman coming from a mile away as the moonlight lens flares shine off his teeth into the eyes of Superman, blinding him.

 

[RJ 17]

Isn't bombfetti just a subset of spunkgargleweewee?

God help us all if spunkgargleweewee begins raining down from the sky. o.o