Judging By The Cover: Judging Golden Axe

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Judging Golden Axe

Muscly men and women with axes.

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[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Seriously? No Abba jokes in the European photo?!

Also, the super muscular black guy on the first cover reminds Yahtzee of computer programers?! How out of touch with reality is this guy?!

 

[Flathole]

How out of touch with reality is this guy?!

He makes videos about video games and posts them online. He's WAYYY gone.


Also, the lady on the Golden Axe covers is compensating for the lack of action by showing off her Golden Ass.

 

[Callate]

It also appears that the arms of the dwarf in the second cover would reach about down to his ankles. Not that it's my place to judge the anatomical proportions of mythological beings, I guess.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Goddamnit, the video's not showing up after the unskippable ad! All I get is the sound! What the hell?!

 

[TehAardvark]

Goddamnit, the video's not showing up after the unskippable ad! All I get is the sound! What the hell?!

Same here, it's shitty coding from the site.