... This could get long, you guys. Brace yourselves.
First off, Cpt. Sparrow would like to show us something. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s]
Also, our good friend Mr. Thompson would like to tell us a little something about videogames. [http://www.purepwnage.com/index.php?GUID=71294]
Next, allow me to apologise in advance for the six different kinds of disturbed you are about to feel. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2yfvszqZPo]
Now that that's out of the way, I would like to take a moment to warn you all of the dangers of carelessness. And atom bombs. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSCz_1zd8yc]
Next, GLaDOS would like a word. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IGS9qY7xko] And then Yahtzee is going to talk about his doggy. [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1885770/]
(Also, everyone who reads this is not my friend [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22JIgpBVcF4])
Cool points for whoever correctly guesses how I found all these.