just how weird are you?

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ultra_v_89

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Thankyou all you giant, pale people for making me feel completely normal. Only thing I have is an annoyingly strong conscience. I will feel like absolute shit if I do something wrong to someone else, if they didn't deserve it anyway. I'm also tall and somewhat pale. Oh and I overthink everything, to disturbing degrees.
 

bulletproof12

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mshcherbatskaya said:
werepossum said:
mshcherbatskaya said:
Do you know whether or not your mother has ever owned a dildo? Do you know what model she owned? Did you find this out by accident, or did she actually tell you about it, and in fact give you a summary review of its performance? Did this happen recently?
finaly someone is getting to my level of family weirdness. i bet you if my parents walked in on me and a girl next time i saw them they would give me condoms, tehnique advice, and a whip or something else kinky.
 

tthor

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my weirdest (physical) trait is that my right elbow is double jointed, so i can bend my arm about 230 degrees, noticeably farther than most ppl (its fun to freak ppl out with, since it almost makes my arm look like it was broken)
 

LuxAeternus

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I have low blood pressure (that they can't register), caffine makes me sleepy, pain medication doesn't work on me and anaesthesia takes twice as long to work as it should (really freaks out the doctors!) I guess I just have a really strange metabolism...
 

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bulletproof12 said:
finaly someone is getting to my level of family weirdness. i bet you if my parents walked in on me and a girl next time i saw them they would give me condoms, tehnique advice, and a whip or something else kinky.
Where exactly are your parents from? :p
 

Pharoh Amon Khan

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You you Truely prepared for me to answer that question and deal with mind-crushing consequences of being revealed this undeniable truth? Are you...? Yeah, I thought not... I thought not.
 

Cyberius

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hey easykill, you might wanna get that indented chest checked out, it could be a certain disorder called Marfan's Syndrome. I know this cuz i have it, it's a little thing that makes all the connective tissues in your body extremely loose. Downside is that it can cause your heart to fail.

However that's not my wierd thing. I am a bona fide sadist. But it's not so much physical pain that i like. I would give my left nut to see someone suffer emotionally.

O ya, and, it's kind of odd but the only way i figure out i like someone is if i can't imagine them in pain. :S go figure

Edit: forgot one last thing, im bipolar, during the manic episodes i can't stop thinking about what i could do to those around me to make them hurt on the inside. Then when the euphoria goes away i realize how much of a sick disguisting human being i am leading to depression.
 

CatcherJJ

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I guess I've got a few things to add to the list.

I'm an intensely private person outside of sports and school. Even though I have I decent amount of friends and people who want to hang out with me, I almost always NEVER want to. I was just invited to a party tonight, but I made an excuse so I wouldn't have to go. Yesterday, a bunch of my friends wanted to get together and hang out, and I lied again so I could just be by myself. It's kind of weird sometimes.

There's very few people I can truly stand that I know. I may be friends with someone but often not like them. I know it sounds strange but that's just the way I am.

I also have an amazing ability to tell if girls want to be hit on or not by seeing what kind of shoes they're wearing. 95% accuracy. I swear.

That's it, for the most part.
 

bulletproof12

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CatcherJJ said:
I also have an amazing ability to tell if girls want to be hit on or not by seeing what kind of shoes they're wearing. 95% accuracy. I swear.
teach me.


Pharoh Amon Khan said:
Where exactly are your parents from? :p
i dont know and am to afraid to ask. but i can say in all honesty it is not all a good thing. peer pressure is one thing but your parents asking some shit is just disturbing. and cause i dont like to talk about sex with almost anyone, and i am not that close to my parents.

oh and for best results of most disturbing things you will ever hear get them drunk, dont you like being told at 2 am by your drunk mom your dad is a great fuck and that is a big reason she married him?
 

Russian Redneck

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I have Jamiroquai, Megadeth, Sum 41, Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Joe Satriani, Priestess, assorted Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice music, a fudge Yu-Gi-Oh! soundtrack, Village People, Steriogram, Linkin Park, Rammstein, The Who, Smash Mouth, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, Rush, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Primus, Muse, Michael Jackson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kool & The Gang, Hoobastank, Green Day, Guns 'N Roses, Franz Ferdinand, DragonForce, Destiny's Child, Cream, Boston, Beastie Boys, and (God help me) The Fray on my 4GB iPod.

Let that be an indication of how messed up my mind is.
 

mshcherbatskaya

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bulletproof12 said:
mshcherbatskaya said:
Do you know whether or not your mother has ever owned a dildo? Do you know what model she owned? Did you find this out by accident, or did she actually tell you about it, and in fact give you a summary review of its performance? Did this happen recently?
finaly someone is getting to my level of family weirdness. i bet you if my parents walked in on me and a girl next time i saw them they would give me condoms, tehnique advice, and a whip or something else kinky.
My mom doesn't do the kink, so far as I know, and considering what my mom has told me, I probably would know. What would happen in my family is my mom would tell me whatever popped into her head about some time that she was doing the same thing, trying out the same position, or how my stepfather used to be really good at that before he gained so much weight.

Russian Redneck said:
I have Jamiroquai, Megadeth, Sum 41, Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Joe Satriani, Priestess, assorted Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice music, a fudge Yu-Gi-Oh! soundtrack, Village People, Steriogram, Linkin Park, Rammstein, The Who, Smash Mouth, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, Rush, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Primus, Muse, Michael Jackson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kool & The Gang, Hoobastank, Green Day, Guns 'N Roses, Franz Ferdinand, DragonForce, Destiny's Child, Cream, Boston, Beastie Boys, and (God help me) The Fray on my 4GB iPod.

Let that be an indication of how messed up my mind is.
I told you to stop stealing my iPod!
 

Evilbunny

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If I'm at a concert, I can't stand it when people start clapping on the first and third beat instead of the second and fourth. I have no idea why this pisses me off so much. I seriously can't enjoy the concert when it happens.
 

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A bunch of things

-I'm in the military, but have a much larger interest in military technology and history then 90% of my coworkers. Always have. At the same time, I'm not terribly patriotic(Toby Keith strikes me as a bit of a fucking asshole) and am almost pacifistic(I believe there are things worth fighting for, there are wars that need to be fought, but most wars never needed to happen).

-Most people I meet apparently like me once they get to know me, and there are very few people I dislike, let alone hate. However, I have very few "Friends", being, people I actually hang out with on my own time.
 

Jenkins

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im like afraid of throwing stuff away ahah. I always think its such a waste and i can do something with it and that i dont wanna polute ahah.

hitchhiker thums ahah

umh im a 6'2 arab/british/scottish/welsh mix
im naturally VERY tan.
also i get like random eye lid twiches for some reason.

also i think im like a fortune reader or w/e cause i keep having dreams of stuff then like a week later it happens exactly how i dreamed it
 

DemonicDJ

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I have almost the same body temp. (95.2) so i don't think thats weird but I LOVE needles. not a masochist I just enjoy giving blood and taking shots and the like. I used to poke myself with sewing needles but somewhere along the line I realized it was kinda pointless being that I don't particularly care for the pain. I also get crazy fast eye twitches that don't stop until i pinch myself REAL hard.
 

Gooble

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I seem to be fairly heat resistant-like I can wear a coat in June/July and be at a perfect temperature. I hardly ever get properly ill or injured, although when I do it's serious but I somehow end up totally fine (i.e. nearly died as a baby-born almost 3 weeks late, and still had to be induced, had umbilical cord wrapped round my neck and spent 2 weeks on oxygen; ah yeah, skin was too big for me too), and about 2 months ago I got Meningitis B (1/3 die, 1/3 become deaf/blind/paralysed, 1/3 get off scot free-like me thank god).

I also have very contradictory opinions on things, like thinking we undoubtly need strong armed forces, but the people willing to kill others are bastards; and that religion is so blindingly obviously false, but I don't blame the actual religious people for believing in it.
 

ColdHeartedMan

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I don't know if some of these thing have to do with weirdness, but i'll try.
-I'm a Dutch kid of 13 years old (no that's not the weird part) and I speak pretty well English, but when I need it, it's all pretty much gone...I think I learned English from the TV when I watched English movies when I was little.
-I'm pretty good resisted to cold.
-for some reason, people don't like me already on the first sight, prolly because of my face.(I get called ugly by strangers when i'm outside).
-I'm often depressed after school because I have the idea everyone is faking that they're my friends...
Isn't this a bit off-topic...^
 

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I cant put both my headphones in my ears whilst listening to music, but only when its crowded, like on a bus. Its not that i physically cant but its because i get self conscious that people are listening to how loud im breathing, i start to hyperventilate, not greatly but enough that i have to open my mouth to breath. I also hold my breath if i have both headphones in and i walk by someone. im combating it though by relaxing myself, the only way to beat something like that is to confront it.

Im also gunna join the immune to diseases club on here, i cant catch anything serious(not that i want to lol)1-2 hours and my colds are gone. My ex even sneezed on me once(not on purpose), she had a really bad cold, was bed-ridden(i kept her company;))and i still didnt get it.

I will tap my feet to any rhythm at anytime that i can hear, be it with my feet, fingers or any other appendage.

I walk like a penguin, not with my feet outwards THAT far but i physically cant walk with my feet straight, i have tried several times and it hurts like hell so ive just lived with it.

I like to crack my knuckles randomly, even during times when i really shouldnt. Its not my fault my bones move out of place by their selves and i have to pop them back into place. This "ailment" also extends to my toes, elbows, neck and back, they'll just randomly come out of place and ill crack them back in whenever.

I have excellent hearing to the point that i can hear someone through my music with both my headphones in(and i have my music really loud) yet if someone is talking to me and its quiet i can struggle to hear them lol, i find it super weird.

Also my ex told me i have a "womans ass", even though im a guy. I'm still figuring that one out 0.o lol

Oh and interesting fact, i chose my nickname WalkingContradiction(for those who cant read abbreviated text)because 1. The greenday song by them is great and 2. When i thought about it i am actually a walkingcontradiction myself because my surname is White, but im Black. Its abbreviated cause you can only have 15 characters for your gamertag.

Yeah, thats about it, for now. Theres plenty more but i dont think they're appropriate to be sharing over the internet.