Just Nut Up And Do It
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yeah..no concern for safty..why dont they just have her naked and....and...Dirty Hipsters said:
is that high heels? IS SHE WEARING FUCKING HIGH HEELS!!!!!!!??? NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HUMOR ON THE ESCAPISTEmiscary said:
Why do I even try?
DAYSTAR! I summon you from the greasy realm of fish and chips to say some shit!
And I must be a carrier of evil, I wonder if I get any perks out of it.MrHide-Patten said:
OT: That's a bit of the ridiculous. I guess I just found a good reason to not give a flying turd about this game.
Because to hell with vital organs!DoPo said:I see your armour and rise you ARMOUR!Dirty Hipsters said:That's not even the worst or most "in your face" of it.Vault101 said:
This is armor. ARMOR!
The boobs must be protected!
I'm sure if you poke around on mod sites, you'll find something that does what you want. The Tomb Raider series is notorious for having nude mods, as is The Elder Scrolls, but Tomb Raider has the jiggle physics and the acrobatic action hero protagonist, while the characters in TES games look like plastic toys and handle like tanks.Scow2 said:
OT: It would make sense, but it'll never happen because nobody will carry unrated or AO rated games, which anything involving sex would be. Heck, Oblivion got bumped up from a T to an M after release because some modder made a nude mod. It wasn't even something locked up in the code like the Hot Coffee mod, it was an honest to goodness re-texture.
...I wouldn't call that protected. The nipples are covered, yes, but anything aimed at that would most likely strike any other part of the boob, really. Although, I'm not quite familiar with the Tera lore, it could be that that's their only weak spot - like an Achilles heel, only it's a Castanic nipple.Fiz_The_Toaster said:Because to hell with vital organs!DoPo said:I see your armour and rise you ARMOUR!Dirty Hipsters said:That's not even the worst or most "in your face" of it.Vault101 said:
This is armor. ARMOR!
The boobs must be protected!
As a side note, if anybody dressed like that IRL would they be considered "asking for it", I wander.
Hmm....You have a point, it could be a weak spot, a very weird one, and if so I would imagine the hit points would be huge.DoPo said:...I wouldn't call that protected. The nipples are covered, yes, but anything aimed at that would most likely strike any other part of the boob, really. Although, I'm not quite familiar with the Tera lore, it could be that that's their only weak spot - like an Achilles heel, only it's a Castanic nipple.Fiz_The_Toaster said:Because to hell with vital organs!DoPo said:I see your armour and rise you ARMOUR!Dirty Hipsters said:That's not even the worst or most "in your face" of it.Vault101 said:
This is armor. ARMOR!
The boobs must be protected!
As a side note, if anybody dressed like that IRL would they be considered "asking for it", I wander.
[sub][sub]Did I just really type that?[/sub][/sub]
Well If I saw anyone dressed like that I would wonder if they got lost from the Red Light district, or if there's an anime convention going on.
[sub][sub]^ I'm so going to hell for that.[/sub][/sub]
I still think it's kind of weird that games with comparably mature romance themes, basically most of what bioware makes, are now afraid to show just about any skin for fear of the media outcry, but other games get away with this sort of thing. Sigh.
And that's the most infuriating thing about it. CONTEXT is what's important when it comes to risque content. During a sex scene? Perfect, roll out the nudity. While I'm exploring the vast and epic world of somewhere or other I don't actually want to have an erection. I know it may be hard for game executives to wrap their minds around that concept, but I would beg them to please try.TheCommanders said:
I dunno. I think it's tacky but I also think people get too worked up about these things. Tits are nice and they don't really hurt anyone except those who choose to be offended.
And why exacly can't it be in video games? You need to loosen up a bit . People voew sexuality is such a negative light . What does it matter if characters look sexy . It doesn't make you a bad person by looking at them . Nor by ignoring them for that matter . And liking ( argubly )sexy thing doesn't make you immature . Some people like it some don't . Get off your high horse and let this shit be will ya.Emiscary said:
ARGH. I'm not arguing against sexually explicit content in games, I'm arguing against POINTLESSLY and EXCESSIVE sexual content being shoved in where it's got no business existing. It's a fantasy MMO centered around questing. Why the fuck is everyone dressed like they're on their way to a fetish party?
I have no problem with nudity or sex in games. Point of fact I was royally pissed off that Bioware didn't have the balls to include an actual sex scene in Mass Effect 3 (something in the vein of The Witcher 2).
I DO have a problem with every woman in an entire game world being dressed in armor that barely covers the entry points into their bodies and making suggestive poses at me. It casts negative aspersions on men by implying we're all tit crazed brain dead idiots, and it casts negative aspersions on women by objectifying them.
I don't get how people can't get the idea through their skulls that you can be for tits in one situation, but against them in another. Good God.
I have no problem with nudity or sex in games. Point of fact I was royally pissed off that Bioware didn't have the balls to include an actual sex scene in Mass Effect 3 (something in the vein of The Witcher 2).
I DO have a problem with every woman in an entire game world being dressed in armor that barely covers the entry points into their bodies and making suggestive poses at me. It casts negative aspersions on men by implying we're all tit crazed brain dead idiots, and it casts negative aspersions on women by objectifying them.
I don't get how people can't get the idea through their skulls that you can be for tits in one situation, but against them in another. Good God.
OP, I empathize with your desires, but I just don't think you're looking in quite the right places *looks at internet*.
It's not about "socially appropriate" as much as it is about variety. I mean, I like scantily clad pixellated busty chicks with nice thighs being in my games too, but I wanna have a look at a cute pale glasses-wearing, more casually dressed and maybe even less endowed nerdy type now and then as well - on the cover, I mean.Scow2 said: