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Lord Beautiful

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Emiscary said:
Just go all the damned way. Design a race of sexually rapacious italian underwear models with pointy ears and neon hair that're born 18, have a lifespan of 7 years, then vanish into a puff of smoke. They dress entirely in pasties (think a more chic/modern version of Adam/Eve wear), they fuck to do literally *everything* (gain sustenance, rest, meditate, learn, excrete, all of it). And they'll have a go with literally anything. ANYTHING. There is no hole too inhospitable and no pole too intimidating. But they can't interbreed. They only ever spread their own genes. That way if you knock one up/get knocked up by one you can look forward to being the parent of a bubbly short lived whore.
Not sure if you meant it purely as a joke but I think you are actually on to something. I could totally see a game putting a race like this into it, I'll let them know it was your idea.
Indeed. Whether or not the OP's serious, which he isn't, that's still a surprisingly good idea. Maybe even downright brilliant.
 

ChickNaney

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Reminds me of a time I was playing Dead or Alive 4 with a friend when my dad walked in. We usually just pick random and go at each other with that. That time, we both had female characters. He says, "now I see why you sit in here and play these games all day." I asked him, "why's that?" I honestly didn't get it at first.

OT: I find it annoying that this kind of thing happens. T'would be nice to have an option that you could turn on to have the armor actually be, y'know, armor and not just a metal bikini. To be honest, I think it's just being lazy. "Well, we can't think of any good looking armor, so why don't we just have barely any at all?" I would understand if it was on a mage kind of class, but if those are full blown melee warrior classes? No thank you, I'll take plate armor any day.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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Clearly female characters are only there for male gamers to stare at. I mean there's no female gamers who want their characters to be serious heroes right? /sarcasm

>_>

 

loc978

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I'm all for the idea in the OP. Completely without irony. If you're making a sex fantasy, make a goddamn sex fantasy, and make it unbiased by gender or sexual orientation.

...but that would be fair-minded, and fair is not something the real world does well. Sex only sells well on a few very specific, heavily stereotyped lines. Tera'a advertising is merely an example of the most common of said lines.

Also, they really tried hard for the plastic bottle-blonde look there... not terribly appealing, at least to this guy.
 

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Am I the only one who finds this game incredible gay. I mean it's a game made for a bunch of men to run around agonizing over which pair of high heels looks best with their frilly underware.
 

Dandark

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Why do people get so worked up over this? It's just skin, it's not going to somehow destroy your playing experience. Right?
Other people will enjoy it so why not let the have it, if it's that big a deal then just don't get the game. I can't see why everyone gets so worked up over this in a game that was made for it.
Sure if they did this in a TES game then I could understand since they usaully have more realistic armour but this is a new IP and this was obviously designed into it. I see no problem with letting people dress their characters how they want even if it is actully retarded.
 
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I must be the only guy that doesn't like it when people show skin both in games and real life(yes, that includes both females AND males (seriously a guy friend of mine tired to buy short shorts the other day)).
 

Tomeran

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This stuff has been so overdone in the gaming industry its lost its shock value.

Fortunetly there are a few games on the markets that dont think womens sole role in the universe is to be aesthethicly and sexually pleasing to men.
 
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I want a balance. You can dress women up in metal lingerie that could pass for BDSM gear, or you can have her clad head to toe in battle armour (as long as you pay the strength penalties)

But equally, you can dress men in full battle armour, or you can have them running around in a chainmail speedo. Different strokes for different folks and all.

What I'm saying is that censoring all the sex is stupid, or society has sold things based on sex appeal pretty much since we discovered what that thing in between the guy's legs and not in-between the girl's legs was. So make the sex appeal universal.
 

The Pinray

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Wait, wait, wait... That's serious promotional art? Do you see how she's holding that sword? I know I'm not the only one seeing that.

Wow.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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Greyah said:
I personally don't mind the whole bikini mail thing, as long as it's not my only option. If people want to walk around in metal bikinis, then by all means do so. Just don't force me to do the same.

I want my armour to, y'know, look like actual armour.

Moonlight Butterfly said:
Here's the thing though. Her armour still leaves the left arm and right thigh conveniently exposed. It's like they're screaming "cut me off!" Not to even mention the exposed chest, which happens to make that particular barbarian all the more vulnerable to arrows to the chest.
I believe that's the mid level armour look the male one is similarly exposed. The highest level armour is pretty much full plate mail. Also at least this lass looks like she has a bit of muscle to her.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
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So Boobs = Evil. Damn I be a slave of Satan.
And I must be a carrier of evil, I wonder if I get any perks out of it.

OT: That's a bit of the ridiculous. I guess I just found a good reason to not give a flying turd about this game.
Fair enough if they were the only race in the game, a measure of a good game in my eyes is one that gives players choice. If players want to dress up as some demonic succubus lookin' thingies they can, if they want to play as a generic armored person dojur they can, if they want to play as a pubescent neko girl then we can just alert the authorities.

In all seriousness the day humanity isn't allowed to have any fun with sexuality is the day I use the 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore' meme. Buncha' narks.
 

EclipseoftheDarkSun

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Brad Calkins said:
Ladies, we give up our dreams, we work jobs we hate, we slowly work ourselves to death, all because you don't want to work at anything that won't get you a front page, you get alimony almost everytime someone gets divorced. So why can't you just let us have something? We aren't even asking you for anything, just that you don't make asses of yourseves while we make something for ourselves. It's like we spend all day giving you presents, then you throw a tantrum because we have nice china, why are we always the ones to suck it up.
I guess it's because of all the sexism they have to deal with - either directly aggressive or more passive-aggressive like this post..

Captcha - 'Ginned up'

Interesting, multiple meanings:

To start - clearly a synonym of 'begin'.

To catch (in a trap).

To give. This seems to be just a southern US pronunciation of 'give'.

To remove the seeds of cotton from.

To excite or enliven - to make work hard.

To drink liquor, especially gin.
 

Verzin

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Emiscary said:
....For the love of god. I love scantily clad (elves) women as much as anyone....but....but... what are they 'thinking'?

What sort of game dev would market an MMO solely based on over-sexualization? This is blatantly ridiculous and stupid.

Never been so turned off at a game (heh. opposite of what they were going for.). This poster is like saying: "HEY EVERYONE!!! LOOK AT US!! WE LOVE BOOBIES!! WHOOP DI DO! LOOK AT OUR ELF-HOOKERS!! DON'T THEY LOOK LIKE HENTAI SEX SLAVES?? come on everyone and help us make a world of elf-hookers!! We're PROUD OF THIS GAME."
 

BloatedGuppy

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They actually toned TERA down for the North American release.

The Asian original is much more flagrant.
 

idarkphoenixi

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This really isn't an exception either. Most women in fantasy games are little more that masturbatory material. It's based on the prehistoric view that the only people who will want to play are adolesant males, therefore you MUST include some kind of sex appeal.

Men dress like they stepped inside a refridgerator with holes cut into it and women dress like...well like whores. It's just how it goes really. The only way to let them know this doesn't work is to not buy the games.