Just...Shut Up. (A KS inspired CYOA)

[Spector29]

Right, so, Caramel can't have all the KS-related fun. Time to revive this old thing from GameFAQS. Basically, I'll post a short intro from here, and whichever way you vote will influence the story and...other stuff. Sorry that the first post is so short, that's what happens when you accidently shaft yourself with an early choice.

Spoiler: Act List

ACT ONE: A New life (Complete, 1/1)

ACT TWO(s): Speaking Points (Maria, Complete)

ACT THREE(s): Non-Verbal delivery (Maria, In progress)

ACT FOUR(s) Verbal delivery & Content (Maria, Unavailable)

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You open your eyes. Taking a glance over at the alarm beside your bed, you curse at yourself silently. It's 5:45 AM. You've woken up early, again.

You know, if you get ready now you'll be bright-eyed and bushy tailed for class.

Yeah, then maybe we can go buy a pocket protector for our crippling nerdy-ness, after we fall asleep in our soup at lunch.

Shut up, idiots.

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Someone's at the door. Hope it's not some dick that forgot his festival project.

Pfft, who would do something like that? Especially if they had someone like Shizune as their rep. Ahhh, Shizune...

What is wrong with you? She's a hard*** with a human-sized voice box. I feel bad for the poor bastard fluffing her Garfield.

You take that back!

Make me, whipping boy.

"HEY DUMB***, SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR." You hear from the other side of the door. That seemed to shut those two up, for the moment.

It's not long before you wrestle on a shirt and look though your peep-hole. It's Calvin, the Man of Glass. He's about as tough as his title sugests, so much so that you try and look to see how he's banging on your door.

He's got a purple rubber hammer. Naturally. *Sigh*

Screw him, and his little hammer too! It's not even six yet, we're not supposed to be awake! Go back to bed.

Steve, that's not nice. Open the door, let him in.

It's no wonder we're not getting any, with a wimp like you hanging around Greg.

Well, there's no reason we can't have fun with him...

A: Side with Steve. You need sleep for good grades. Grades make you popular. Popularity is the key to intimacy, after all.

B: Greg's right. It could be serious.

C: Screw it, I'll hide in the bathroom and throw the tissue box at him when he comes in. It'd be like a dodgeball to the face, anyway.

 

[Kuroneko Aisha]

I say go with A. C does sound fun though. =P

 

[TilMorrow]

So this is a Choose Your Own Adventure involving a guy with multiple voices in his head and it's KS inspired?

Spoiler: ...

I say C. Show off your manly prowness, ninja and dodgeball skills all in one motion.

[sub][sub][sub]On a completely unrelated note, 2011 posts. One more and I've got this year... Gotta make it a good one.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Yokillernick]

I agree with Nile, C. Hide in the bathroom and brace yourself!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I agree with the above 2, C sounds good.

 

[Ganath]

Somehow. I have a feeling he will die D:

I vote for B.

 

[Nekron_X]

hmm....i agree with Ganath.

I vote for B as well.

 

[Spector29]

C it is. Expect an update in 9-10 hours.

 

[Spector29]

O_O

And now I need to wait for a tiebreaker, just because I decided to sleep in. lol

 

[flyingwithsharks]

I vote for C.

 

[Spector29]

"Yeah, I'll be out in a minute!" You lie through the door. Finding the tissue box on your nightstand, you take a few practice throws to psyche yourself up. Satisfied, you call out from behind your bed.

"Yo, can you come in here quick? I can't find something." You duck, and begin to position yourself.

Your dorm is set up so if students wanted/needed to, they could jump right out of bed and be out the door. While that sounds great on paper, there's not a highschooler in existence who won't take a shower before class, because of the small chance of meeting somebody of the opposite sex every day brings.

Blah blah blah, get him in the face!
I still don't think this is a good idea...
Whatever, if we listened to you all the time, we'd be gay.

Steve, don't say stuff like that. It's not PC.

Yeah? Well fuck you. That PC?
Well, technically...

Shh, shut up shut up he's coming.

Calvin carefully pushes open the door, expecting a trap. You get on all fours and arch your back right about the bed, so it looks like you're actually looking for something. He relaxes and walks over, confident you're not pranking him.

"What'chu looking for?" Calvin asks, stopping at just the right position.

Time for a lame one-liner.
Time for a lame one-liner.

Time for an awesome one-liner.

"Oh," You say nonchalantly. "I just lost my mojo."

Calvin looked confused for a second before you spring up and chuck the Tissue-Brand tissues at his unsuspecting face. It lands dead center on his forehead, knocking him flat on his ass, thankfully not breaking it.

"Found it." You say, giving a smirk.

Mojo, seriously? What is this, the sixties?
Oh, and what you say? Sorry for Party rockin'?
STFU, at least I'd get invited to a party.
Yeah, the sausage-fest ones.
Ouch, that really hurts coming from the guy who's never gotten us laid.
Please, we haven't gotten down since I came to this trainwreck.
I'm thinking there's a reason for that.
You sonovabitch!
Come at me bro-

You smack your temple with your palm, in an effort to shut them up.

...

...

Good, peace and quiet.

lolnope.

Oh, fuck off.

During that incredibly stupid exchange, Calvin managed to pick himself up and glare at you. "Dude, not funny."

You bite back a laugh at his expense, "Dude, totally hilarious."

Calvin rolls his eyes. Normally he isn't this srsbiz, you wonder what's going on.

Maybe he's having girl problems and came to his good friend for advice...?
>Implying there's a girl in the world who would want to go out with him.
...Maybe he's asking where he could get a hooker?
>Implying you could pay somebody enough money to sleep with him.
...I got nothing.

Guys, shut up.

You roll your eyes back at him before hopping onto your bed. It's still early, after all. "Waddya want, anyway?"

Calvin pulls up the only chair in the room, the one to your desk opposite of the bed. "So," He begins.

"You know that we're Juniors this year right?"

No I didn't, thank you for telling me how long I've been in high school. I honestly didn't know.

You give him a look that mirrors Steve's sentiments.

"Anyway, I was thinking I'd try and get a girlfriend this year. So, to make sure I'm not stepping on anybody's toes, I wanted to know which grade you were going to be 'looking into'."

Keyword being try. But he does ask a good question.
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A: Those Sophomores are lookin quite fine, I think I'll try and pick one of them up.
B: Older women are so much more mature, though. Senior girls all the way.
C: I'd rather keep it in my own grade, to be honest.

 

[Yokillernick]

I shall let the others answer first as I don't wanna sound creepy, but go for

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Where's the option to go "It's all good?"
I guess I vote for C.

 

[Spector29]

I'd do that, but this CYOA needs to have some kind of drive.

Not that I still won't put IZ ALL GOOOD in somewhere.

 

[Kindastrange]

i'd go for c

 

[NoOne852]

All the above because why not!

[small][sub][small]or 'c' if you must inquire...[/small][/sub][/small]

 

[Ganath]

B is where it's at..I vote for B.

 

[Savryc]

Pfft, fuck it. Go for A.

 

[Kuroneko Aisha]

I'll go for C as well.

 

[TilMorrow]

Snip

You know, the way Steve thinks.. I think most teenagers have that problem but it's not as obvious lol.

Putting that aside, it was a good read. I like how Calvin didn't get upset at the assault and just was forward with wanting to get a girlfriend. Since we're looking at grades I think it's best to say C.

A is going for girls attraction, and we all know that bites guys in the butt looking for 'hot' chicks rather then the good hearted girls.

B is going for the mentality, though girls as seniors will ether find Calvin immature and even if they wouldn't and give him a chance, they're going to graduate while Calvin is still in high school. Those girls will seek relationships in college.

C is best to me because you're going to graduate with them at the same time and within the same grade level, you look into girls that suit you rather then A for sexy girls or B for mature but moving along girls. So I will pick C.

I was already thinking C as I scrolled down but then I get to your post Frappe and I see that you've written a analysis for each of the choices and now I'm going O.O "...thats informative...". Classic Caramel...
But couldn't C also be considered as a 'looks' choice? If the girls that he is choosing from are from the same grade as him then, even though they may know... well I just realised that the Protagonist of this CYOA has not been named yet. Anyway, they may know him (and any embarrassing history that he may have), there is always the possibility he may go after the 'damn gurl yu luk fine' choice in his grade rather than someone with the [Insert Nameless thing here] quality/characteristic about them. Now I'm rethinking my choice...
Also a quick off-topic question concerning KS and grades I just thought of Frappe and since I've already quoted you... In KS, do you remember if the the grades/years of the girls that Hisao.. lets say 'persued' were mentioned at all? Cause frankly I can't remember and I feel confident that Lilly wasn't in the same year/grade as him...

OT: I was originally going with C but now I say A. Since you just temporarily KO'd your friend with a tissue box to the head we have been able to establish your manly demeanour, ninja ambush skills and that you have the perchance to assault your friends with tissue boxes in a very silly way. Due to this I'm assuming that you may have a history of such antics which may be detrimental to your advances towards girls from the same and further grades. Though I wonder why there isn't any

Spoiler: IZ All GUD!

choice.

I'd do that, but this CYOA needs to have some kind of drive.

Not that I still won't put IZ ALL GOOOD in somewhere.

Oh right. You better... cause it'll be funny.