Just sign the dotted line with your blood and your soul will be mine.

[rokkolpo]

I cannot sell my soul.
The Escapist already has it.
And that makes me happy!

lol 20999 posts

And now that count is forever lost to me.
Oh no!
Whatever shall I do?
X-D

i'm afraid you'll have to start over. *scary music playing*

 

[Pingieking]

I'll consider selling it if I can restart my life as Hugh Hefner.

 

[Disaster Button]

Soul's don't exist.

Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.

 

[hudsonzero]

a Klondike bar

 

[Disaster Button]

Soul's don't exist.

Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.

If the wonder is gone when the magic is revealed, there never was any wonder to begin with, now was there?

And Mrs.
Miz to you.

Technically it can sitll be Mr. as its a reference to Family Guy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Sell my soul? I'm the one buying them.

 

[DemonicVixen]

I already sold it.

But if i hadn't, probably in return of someone's life if they were dying

 

[Danny Ocean]

Seeing as I'm an Atheist I would sell it the Highest Bidder...

That's not Atheism, that's capitalism.

Soul's don't exist.

Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.

 

[matt723]

Immortality.

Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?

But I would never die.

Exactly. You would be tortured, forever.

He would never die and go to hell, so he would never be tortured.

I'd get immortality for mine too.

Do you really think you could screw with the devil like that? im pretty sure you'd live for ever....but itd be in hell where your being tortured

 

[GundamSentinel]

I'd sell my soul for anything. Contracts with the devil aren't legally binding...

 

[LeonLethality]

I can't at this point. I already owe it to several deities.

Yeah and I am collecting PAY UP!

OT: I have no soul to sell...

 

[jh322]

Stupid luck on the stock market. THINK BIG PEOPLE!!! Buy really really really low, two days before a company goes bust, and then BOOM russian billionaire injects loads of funding, your stake increases in value 784000% and you sell, sell, sell!!!

 

[Kollega]

Well, i could sell soul for funk... or heavy metal... or rap... or electronica... Ba-dum-tish.


In seriousness, it depends. Does the guy who tries to buy it from me also have a soul? You can see where i'm going with this.

Stupid luck on the stock market. THINK BIG PEOPLE!!! Buy really really really low, two days before a company goes bust, and then BOOM russian billionaire injects loads of funding, your stake increases in value 784000% and you sell, sell, sell!!!

So you'd get extra torment for being a greedy bastard. Brilliant idea, i say!

 

[Lexodus]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

 

[Danny Ocean]

prove that they DO exist

That's the point.

Besides, that question wasn't directed at you.