just smoked my last illegal cigarette

[Sleekgiant]

I had a shitty birthday party complete with parents screaming at each other
Hooray for broken households

sounds like my house.

When I'm 18 I'm going to go to an adult store just like almost everyone in my family has done when they turned 18.

I went to the local adult store when I was 16 X3

Well EXCUSE ME!!
Naw, I'm just kidding. How did you manage that, fake ID?

They were pretty lax with age requirements, so I bought some items X3

 

[qazmatoz]

Pretty sure I had sex, ate pizza, and watched TV. Not a very eventful birthday, no parties or anything.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

i'm moving to nashville because my dad will let me use his apartment

i think it will like this for a while

dad:"son why you no learn da thai language?"

me:"dad i've lived 500 miles away from any one who is even thai who would i talk to with it"

dad:"you talk to me"

me:"yeah but you only called once a month and that was only for a minute"

dad:"ok but you live here so now you learn"

me:"wny"

dad:"easy for me to talk between us or da pretty thai girls"

me:"i like japanese girls more"

dad:"WHY YOU LIKE DA JAPANESE PEOPLE MORE DEN DA THAI PEOPLE DA JAPANESE PEOPLE WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES WITH THE SWORD!!!!"


that was a real conversation between me and dad and the rest is to long to post

p.s. my dad is not racist to japanese people he just has a lot of thai pride and sorry if this
topic steals you topic

 

[Sewblon]

Nothing. I did nothing 18-y at all. No lottery, no smoking, no buying shotguns, nothing.

Not even a party.

Yea...

Same here.

 

[tappajasieni]

I'm gonna get a tattoo. Four more months to go! *sigh*

 

[Mcupobob]

Not much. I'm not horribly adventurous. Honestly, I turned 21 a few weeks ago, tried a beer and discovered I don't like beer either.

And stop smoking. You're killing yourself and you're paying a company ridiculous amounts of money to do it.

Actully I'm paying the goverment ridiculous amounts of money. sin tax is about 3.??$ and a pack of smokes is 5.50 cents depending on what you buy brand you buy so the tobacco company only makes a fraction of their products. Anywhos I don't feel like arguing it usually I won't play that card but hey its my B-day I get a free pass right?

 

[The Rockerfly]

I don't know what to do for mine, might have a BBQ then go down to the pub with a bunch of mates.

Or I could spend it gambling

Or I could spend it with my girlfriend

Need suggestions

 

[Biosophilogical]

I became a real man and promptly wrestled an alligator and two grizzly bears at the same time.

That's nothing! If you were a true man you'd use your free limb to drink manly alcoholic beverages and then make love to a super-hot lady (or guy, whatever you inclination) WHILE! continuing to drink and wrestle.

OT: I'm 16, and I don't really get excited by any of those '18-legal' thigns, so if I do anything it might just be paintball or a get-together or something like that.

 

[Xeros]

Probably have a few drinks with my friend. I turn 18 on the 10th.

 

[Cody211282]

I became a real man and promptly wrestled an alligator and two grizzly bears at the same time.

But did you have to tackle a chupacabra?

I made sweet, sweet love to a Chupacabra.

And I never called it back.

Manly.

You sir have earned a permanent man card that can never be revoked!

 

[ragestreet]

I did what real men do and had my testicles removed and replaced with a functional vagina.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

Nothing that special. I've always looked older than i'am, I started getting facial hair when i was 12 and started going grey when i was 14 so i've been buying porn, seeing r rated films and the like since i was 15. I don't smoke because it does nothing for me and and i'm not going to throw money away on somthing thats only going to get me addicated and kill me slowly over 40 years.

So by the time i turned 18 i'd already been doing everything 18 year olds are allowed to do for awhile.

 

[Khrisiah]

I'll emigrate to the UK and have a pint (or twelve) legally.

 

[Zeriercahl]

I bought a 1$ scratch ticket. I won 1$. It was all very exciting.

Anyways, enjoy your lung cancer.

 

[Lucifron]

Well, when I turned 18, I... I... I don't remember!! :'(

 

[The Hairminator]

Well, when I turned 18, I... I... I don't remember!! :'(

Because you were shitfaced? :,D
Then you at least know you had a lot of fun that you don't remember.

 

[Mcupobob]

Well, when I turned 18, I... I... I don't remember!! :'(

What you don't remeber!?! Ah man it was a blast we were all there you hooked up with that really hot chick(you know who i'm talking about) anyways you were the life of the party