A series of contradictions: smart but also stupid, logical but lacks common sense, certified asshole but general nice guy, selifish and generous, lazy but persistant/competetive and arrogant, sane but batshit crazy.
Also I'm generally calm and patient, aggressive, easily annoyed hard to get angry, happy, funny and charismatic.
Oh and I'm homophobic (but I don't like that word because I'm not scared of them, I just don't like them (not them as people just what they do)) but I really don't give a crap if it doesn't effect me, just a big box of contradictions that work seamlessly together.
But I think it can all be summed up by saying I Am Awesome, Greatness transformed!