Just who is Santa?
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HAAAAAAA haaaa haa...ha.Wait,WHAT?!That could mean one of two things,neither of them good.Code Monkey said:
There was a Calvin and Hobbes strip based on this song. I believe the punchline was "Santa Claus: Kind old Elf, or CIA Spook?"
I love it when people start weird threads like this.It's a good way of training for situations like,I don't know,going to a gaming thread?I've seen some RIDICULOUS posts in the gaming threads.
Wait.
That makes this a gaming site where the off-topic forum is better than the GAMING one.That's a sad thought.
Wait.
That makes this a gaming site where the off-topic forum is better than the GAMING one.That's a sad thought.
FACT!!FirstMitsukai said:
hes controlling the minds of all the children.... waiting... one day.. they will rise... mark my words...
After reading the whole thread so far it makes me think of the song that I'm listening to right now. If Santa is a god or angel of some kind and everyone seems to say that he's satan in disguise then imagine him like this.
Disclaimer: I do not own this material.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPUfKTE6BnU
Disclaimer: I do not own this material.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPUfKTE6BnU
Isn't the Santa myth borrrowd from some old pagan god, don't remember what god exactly. My roommate studies mythology and she isn't here right now.
When i was about 4 or 5 i but sleeping pills into the milk i left for Santa so i could capture him. I also left mouse traps for elves.
When i was about 4 or 5 i but sleeping pills into the milk i left for Santa so i could capture him. I also left mouse traps for elves.
Santa is an Evil drunken pedophile. He breaks into your house and leaves gifts while leaving poor people to suffer.
How come he judges people when his morals are screwed?
I'm starting a resistance against him, our slogan will be "BE BAD FOR GOODNESS SAKE" and We shall ride to the North Pole and arrest that pedophile.
How come he judges people when his morals are screwed?
I'm starting a resistance against him, our slogan will be "BE BAD FOR GOODNESS SAKE" and We shall ride to the North Pole and arrest that pedophile.
Santa probably works for the CIA or NSA or Interpol, seeing as he can spy on a very large amount of people all of the time.
Well, according to "Santa's Slay", santa is actually the son of Satan, but was forced to be nice and jolly for 3000 years when he lost a curling match with an angel. I kid you not.
Santa?!
He is the greatest wrestler in all of Mexico! He has battled corrupt policemen! He has defeated Dracula and pummeled Frankenstein's monster! Yes, it was the mighty Santa who put the deadly Aztec mummy into a Camel Clutch and saved us all from....
Hold on.
Whoops! Wrong guy!
I was thinking of Santo!
....But Santa DID conquer the Martians so there is that.
He is the greatest wrestler in all of Mexico! He has battled corrupt policemen! He has defeated Dracula and pummeled Frankenstein's monster! Yes, it was the mighty Santa who put the deadly Aztec mummy into a Camel Clutch and saved us all from....
Hold on.
Whoops! Wrong guy!
I was thinking of Santo!
....But Santa DID conquer the Martians so there is that.
He is indeed a demon, friend. An ancient spirit of hatred and evil, keeping humanity shackled by materialism, forever out of reach of true enlightenment. Those on his "Naughty list" are actually those who have rejected the status quo in hope of ascending above the opression of the physical plane. He gives these spiritual rebels no quarter, harshly forcing them back in line - he is master of time and space, able to deploy murderous teams of lesser demons (the "elves" of the popular stories) to any point on this world and many others to supress any uprising.
If humanity is to ever truly be free to progress beyond the horrors of modern life, we must somehow defeat this red-clad monster.
If humanity is to ever truly be free to progress beyond the horrors of modern life, we must somehow defeat this red-clad monster.