Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

First Step 2 Forever

alright, that's the last straw im off to assemble a crack team of artists and hackers to fake his death and laugh as the tweens cry their eyes out, who's in?

 

[Lexodus]

Dude, you look like Russell Howard. That's awesome.

Russell Howard?

Quick image search

Yeah..I guess I do look like him.

Except I'd be a hobbit version of him.

Oh shit, it's 4:00. Better get to sleep.

It's alright, it's 9am here and I haven't gotten to sleep yet. Nor will I, since I was pretty burned out with sunstroke a couple of days ago and got more sleep than I usually do in a week.

Also, Hobbit Howard. That's pretty damn cool.

 

[Tdc2182]

It is rather funny to see how much hate a kid can get for something that affects no one at all. Ahh well, thats the internet I suppose. Complaining about shit that never affects you.

Honestly though, what is there to write about. He most likely will cover his crazy sexual exploits, which will make me cry myself to sleep.

 

[Elburzito]

Hopefully some nutjob will read it and get some hidden message to go out and kill him.

HEY HEY HEY! No Dimebag references! Thou shall not compare Bieber to Dimebag!

THERE IS ONLY ONE MEMOIR IN MY HEART

I'm not gay.(not thats there anything wrong with being gay)

Thats a good film.

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

BAhahahaha! chat away little beaver... chat away.

 

[Zepren]

I aint complaining. A book means scheduled public appearances........ Can anyone lend me a handgun? Something classy preferably.

 

[Necrofudge]

I used to care about how stupid this kid was, but at this point... I just don't give a damn. No point in raging about some talentless douche who gets all the 12 year olds excited.

On a related note, until very recently, I thought his last name was beaver.

 

[Erick.S]

If he's writing (can he write?) his memoirs now, does that mean he's going to die soon?

Sigh, a man can dream though.

 

[JoeBattisti]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

Let's start a pool of some sort on this. I'm saying two months.

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

THERE IS ONLY ONE MEMOIR IN MY HEART

I'm not gay.(not thats there anything wrong with being gay)

there is nothing gay about this movie! its an amazing story!
+Shang Tsun plays in it

 

[Lucifron]

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Do you honestly believe that Bieber has made any creative decision in the past year?

Hahahahah, no. I'm just attacking him for the fun of it.

Well, okay. Carry on then >

 

[lee1287]

the only way it affects me is by people talking about it. So, couldnt care less. Stop talking about him.

 

[Dana22]

It is rather funny to see how much hate a kid can get for something that affects no one at all. Ahh well, thats the internet I suppose. Complaining about shit that never affects you.

Honestly though, what is there to write about. He most likely will cover his crazy sexual exploits, which will make me cry myself to sleep.

I agree. This guy is awesome, he has cash, he has fame, every girl would like to f**k him. Dude is a winner.

 

[imnot]

Perhaps he is foreshadowing his death.

please god let this be true!

 

[similar.squirrel]

Good for him, I suppose. I'm of the opinion that he's very cynical or very stupid. So he's either screwing a huge portion of the population or enjoying the bliss of ignorance. Either way, the guy has it good.
Shame he has to pollute the world to do it.

 

[JWRosser]

This makes me angry.

He's 16 - he has not lived long enough to write a bloody memoir.
What will it be?
Chapter 1: Growing up (in a poverty stricken household where I had to care of my mum-sister and dad-son)
Chapter 2: Following the Star to Fame (look guys! I'm religious too! <3 )
Chapter 3: Ew, girls
Chapter 4: Love.
Chapter 5: Still in love
Chapter 6: Heartbroken. I loved her so much. I will never find another girl.
Chapter 7: I'm a fad
Chapter 8: Suicide at the age of 17, along with Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus.