Justin Bieber Brainwashing Teens to Buy Kinect

[PhunkyPhazon]

If Justin Bieber goes anywhere near any sort of product, I know it's not the product for me.

Does that mean you're going to stop buying toilet paper?

 

[OmegaXIII]

Oh good God, what the hell next? I mean really?

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Biebastard should go die in a fire.

 

[Vianyte]

Hopefully there will be some kind of boxing or fighting game where he is in it.

 

[NeoAC]

Well, if ever there was a perfect matchup of product and pitchman, I haven't seen it yet.

I say that because I want to hurl both Bieber and the Kinect into the sun.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Snip

You staff guys aren't even trying to hide you disdain for that annoying girl guy are you?

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

I'm obviously not the target of this campaign, that made me so much less interested in Kinect. Frankly, I'm a little embarassed to a part of the same sub-culture. Sounds like it worked for all those screaming girls in the crowd though.

That's actually the first time I've seen Justin Bieber outside of those updates when you log into MSN. I now understand the various remarks about him found...everywhere.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

That's just low. That's just one step below asking a motherfucking prostitute to promote your product. Oh wait. Bieber's the same fucking thing.

 

[Loonerinoes]

I'd join the fingerwagging, but to be honest Justin Bieber fans are probably *the* exact target audience Kinect should go after. Or at least such is my impression. So...well done marketing departments and we'll see how low can the human race go this time. It will be intriguing. Also, my condolences to all the parents who will have to listen to their brats ***** about getting an overpriced gimick of a gaming system.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

And my faith in humanity drops yet again. Current score: -3.00x10^8

Also,

How many teen girls who are Justin Bieber fans own a 360 in the first place? Very little, they mostly will all have Wiis if any console at all. I can't see them running out and getting both a 360 and Kinect.

This sums it up nicely.

I'm willing to bet everything I own that they're going to slap Bieber's mug on the fucking thing and every teenage girl from here to Timbuktu will buy the damn thing.

 

[tehbeard]

Goodbye to ever wanting kinect, you know at first as was like, wait a few months, let the linux monks bash out a driver for the kinect bar.

But after the IGN dashboard video and this, nu-uh.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I'd join the fingerwagging, but to be honest Justin Bieber fans are probably *the* exact target audience Kinect should go after. Or at least such is my impression. So...well done marketing departments and we'll see how low can the human race go this time. It will be intriguing. Also, my condolences to all the parents who will have to listen to their brats ***** about getting an overpriced gimick of a gaming system.

Look at it this way. We'll have plenty of YouTube videos of fat teenage girls playing with Kinect. Enough for all of us to laugh at.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

I hope he tries to read the German version of the manual.

Man, that'd be funny.

Ok first,
OT:Well that's my chance of getting kinect gone...

 

[RMcD94]

The screams, my ears, the horror.

 

[-AC80-]

yer its your choice

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

If Justin Bieber goes anywhere near any sort of product, I know it's not the product for me.

Does that mean you're going to stop buying toilet paper?

Yup, that is what I'm implying.
[sub] Not that I use it anyways [/sub]
..Did I type that out loud?
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I didn't say anything.

 

[LightspeedJack]

Fatal flaw in this marketing strategy: Anyone stupid enough to like Justin Beiber could not have the brainpower required to set up an xbox.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Wow, borderline slander! How mature! No offense, Mr. Goldman, but really? Really?