Justin Bieber Died last night... :D (joy to the world!)

[EeveeElectro]

LOL JUSTIN BIEBER IS SUCH A FAG
I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO ***** ABOUT HIM (AND THEREFORE GIVE HIM FREE PUBLICITY) FOREVER

Seriously, people. I have no doubt it was funny, but grow the fuck up.
Nobody wants the kid dead because he makes music they don't like. And if they do, it's because they're morons.
Just don't fucking listen to him. That simple.

This level headed man speaks the truth!

Like George Takei said in that video concerning the recent gay suicides, "It doesn't matter what your religion, beliefs or opinions are, you should never wish death upon another human being."
I don't like Bieber and have no problem admitting I'm jealous of a little kid who has more money than I could ever make, but there's no point wasting breath bitching about it.

 

[Furioso]

Haha nice. Of all the people in history that are just fun to rag on, Bieber is one of the best.

Wait...... Where did Cartman get Cthulhu???

4 part episode involving BP gas, the coon (& friends) and Cthulhu

 

[Pilgrim of Wrath]

LOL JUSTIN BIEBER IS SUCH A FAG
I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO ***** ABOUT HIM (AND THEREFORE GIVE HIM FREE PUBLICITY) FOREVER

Seriously, people. I have no doubt it was funny, but grow the fuck up.
Nobody wants the kid dead because he makes music they don't like. And if they do, it's because they're morons.
Just don't fucking listen to him. That simple.

Stole the words right out of my mouth really

People need to shut the hell up about someone just because they hate his music

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Oh, on South Park. Here I thought that you people were actually celebrating his death. If that were so my opinion of the people who frequent the Escapist would drop like a rock. Seriously celebrating his death? Is there anything that he actually has done to deserve that?

Anyway seeing as it was a South Park episode I'll have to watch it and see if its really worth getting all worked up about.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

For everyone screaming about immaturity and "how can you wish someone dead?!?!?!" Here is the joke, and there it is going over your head.

Anyhow, found it amusing. Damn kid cannot sing anyway.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

LOL JUSTIN BIEBER IS SUCH A FAG
I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO ***** ABOUT HIM (AND THEREFORE GIVE HIM FREE PUBLICITY) FOREVER

Seriously, people. I have no doubt it was funny, but grow the fuck up.
Nobody wants the kid dead because he makes music they don't like. And if they do, it's because they're morons.
Just don't fucking listen to him. That simple.

But you're at fault too for missing the reason the vast majority of us hate him. He's getting incredible amounts of fame, money, publicity, and women, with literally no effort. And he's so stupid that he doesn't even realise what's wrong.

I'm sure he just sings in monotone the whole time, he might as well. He's got fucking AutoTune on his side.

Speaking of which, it'd be a better move to destroy Antares Audio Technologies than Justin Bieber. That way you take out T-Pain, Katy Perry and all the rest of them douchebags at the same time.

Right, I am sure every thirteen-year-old "TWUE metal head" thinks the exact same way you do.
Not likely at all they're going on and on about it just to seem more grown up.

Besides. Your reason is stupid, too.
You realise you have just told me everyone's hatred of him is founded in jealousy, right. He makes piles of money, rakes in the ladies and gets super famous all for little to no effort. He doesn't realise why that is wrong because - and get this - he's not the first person to get famous.

He's making money doing something he loves. And it is not with no effort. Ask any musician how easy touring is. It's not all sex, drugs and rock and roll. To begrudge him of this is just childish.
Even if his music sucks.

 

[blankedboy]

LOL JUSTIN BIEBER IS SUCH A FAG
I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO ***** ABOUT HIM (AND THEREFORE GIVE HIM FREE PUBLICITY) FOREVER

Seriously, people. I have no doubt it was funny, but grow the fuck up.
Nobody wants the kid dead because he makes music they don't like. And if they do, it's because they're morons.
Just don't fucking listen to him. That simple.

But you're at fault too for missing the reason the vast majority of us hate him. He's getting incredible amounts of fame, money, publicity, and women, with literally no effort. And he's so stupid that he doesn't even realise what's wrong.

I'm sure he just sings in monotone the whole time, he might as well. He's got fucking AutoTune on his side.

Speaking of which, it'd be a better move to destroy Antares Audio Technologies than Justin Bieber. That way you take out T-Pain, Katy Perry and all the rest of them douchebags at the same time.

Right, I am sure every thirteen-year-old "TWUE metal head" thinks the exact same way you do.
Not likely at all they're going on and on about it just to seem more grown up.

Besides. Your reason is stupid, too.
You realise you have just told me everyone's hatred of him is founded in jealousy, right. He makes piles of money, rakes in the ladies and gets super famous all for little to no effort. He doesn't realise why that is wrong because - and get this - he's not the first person to get famous.

He's making money doing something he loves. And it is not with no effort. Ask any musician how easy touring is. It's not all sex, drugs and rock and roll. To begrudge him of this is just childish.
Even if his music sucks.

Sigh.

Point one, he doesn't make music. He didn't write a single song. Ever. He just contributes a bit to the vocals. And it is with no effort. He uses Auto-Tune. He could just drone along in a monotone and it'd do the rest. Hell, he probably does. There's no way of telling without being him.

I've been a guitarist for 8 years, I've done several tours with a few bands, and, like you sai, it is most definitely hard to do - if you're actually playing music. But all this guy does is talk for a while. There's a huge difference.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Sigh.

Point one, he doesn't make music. He didn't write a single song. Ever. He just contributes a bit to the vocals. And it is with no effort. He uses Auto-Tune. He could just drone along in a monotone and it'd do the rest. Hell, he probably does. There's no way of telling without being him.

I've been a guitarist for 8 years, I've done several tours with a few bands, and, like you sai, it is most definitely hard to do - if you're actually playing music. But all this guy does is talk for a while. There's a huge difference.

... You are just digging an even deeper grave for yourself, aren't you.
You're a mostly unrecognised musician who hates him for making money and being famous. You claim this is because he does it with no effort. How you know this is a mystery only you know the answer to.

Jesus, have you ever actually heard Auto-Tune? Go listen to Baby. Do it right now. Go on. Swallow down the bile and try not to die from all the brain hemorrhages. Now listen to T-Pain or Auto-Tune the News or something.
Gosh, Beiber must have a really fucking advanced version, huh. That technology sure has progressed a lot in secret.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that the actual music playing was not the difficult part of touring. It's the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity, trying to seem energetic on stage when you really just want to curl up and die, all that stuff.
I may not know as much as a professional such as yourself, but that is what I had gathered. It seems to me that Beiber has to deal with this as much as anyone.

But enough of this. Neither of us is going to convince the other of anything.
To continue is a waste of time. If you want to respond to this, fine, but I am not going to respond to you.

 

[blankedboy]

Sigh.

Point one, he doesn't make music. He didn't write a single song. Ever. He just contributes a bit to the vocals. And it is with no effort. He uses Auto-Tune. He could just drone along in a monotone and it'd do the rest. Hell, he probably does. There's no way of telling without being him.

I've been a guitarist for 8 years, I've done several tours with a few bands, and, like you sai, it is most definitely hard to do - if you're actually playing music. But all this guy does is talk for a while. There's a huge difference.

... You are just digging an even deeper grave for yourself, aren't you.
You're a mostly unrecognised musician who hates him for making money and being famous. You claim this is because he does it with no effort. How you know this is a mystery only you know the answer to.

Jesus, have you ever actually heard Auto-Tune? Go listen to Baby. Do it right now. Go on. Swallow down the bile and try not to die from all the brain hemorrhages. Now listen to T-Pain or Auto-Tune the News or something.
Gosh, Beiber must have a really fucking advanced version, huh. That technology sure has progressed a lot in secret.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that the actual music playing was not the difficult part of touring. It's the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity, trying to seem energetic on stage when you really just want to curl up and die, all that stuff.
I may not know as much as a professional such as yourself, but that is what I had gathered. It seems to me that Beiber has to deal with this as much as anyone.

But enough of this. Neither of us is going to convince the other of anything.
To continue is a waste of time. If you want to respond to this, fine, but I am not going to respond to you.

So you've given up trolling, congratz.

And yes, I've heard both Baby and many, many Auto-Tune songs.

And no, I've never wanted to curl up and die on stage.

And no, the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity and seeming energetic were significantly easier than actually performing music to a decent standard.

Like you say, perhaps you should gain some performing experience before making assumptions like that.

See ya.

 

[Kuroneko97]

I can't go to describe how loud me and my brother laughed when he was squished.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Sigh.

Point one, he doesn't make music. He didn't write a single song. Ever. He just contributes a bit to the vocals. And it is with no effort. He uses Auto-Tune. He could just drone along in a monotone and it'd do the rest. Hell, he probably does. There's no way of telling without being him.

I've been a guitarist for 8 years, I've done several tours with a few bands, and, like you sai, it is most definitely hard to do - if you're actually playing music. But all this guy does is talk for a while. There's a huge difference.

... You are just digging an even deeper grave for yourself, aren't you.
You're a mostly unrecognised musician who hates him for making money and being famous. You claim this is because he does it with no effort. How you know this is a mystery only you know the answer to.

Jesus, have you ever actually heard Auto-Tune? Go listen to Baby. Do it right now. Go on. Swallow down the bile and try not to die from all the brain hemorrhages. Now listen to T-Pain or Auto-Tune the News or something.
Gosh, Beiber must have a really fucking advanced version, huh. That technology sure has progressed a lot in secret.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that the actual music playing was not the difficult part of touring. It's the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity, trying to seem energetic on stage when you really just want to curl up and die, all that stuff.
I may not know as much as a professional such as yourself, but that is what I had gathered. It seems to me that Beiber has to deal with this as much as anyone.

But enough of this. Neither of us is going to convince the other of anything.
To continue is a waste of time. If you want to respond to this, fine, but I am not going to respond to you.

So you've given up trolling, congratz.

And yes, I've heard both Baby and many, many Auto-Tune songs.

And no, I've never wanted to curl up and die on stage.

And no, the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity and seeming energetic were significantly easier than actually performing music to a decent standard.

Like you say, perhaps you should gain some performing experience before making assumptions like that.

See ya.

What makes preforming music standard though? And that is why you hate him? Really? You hate him because you envy his possessions? People are born with lucky breaks, it doesn't mean they're bad people, honestly, looking at everything everyone has done to the kid, I'm kinda shocked you guys don't consider yourselves trolls.

Pushing Justin Bieber Syphilis up to the top of Google?

Proclaiming that his Mom was offered money to star in Play-boy?

Attacking a site that has nothing to do with Bieber and replacing all of his videos with shock porn and fake news articles?

Before you begin to call people trolls, you should first look to the men you're siding with.

Secondly, Tilly is a Troll? Really? I didn't see any trolling. I just saw an opinion that differed from yours. According to your account, you're 14 years old. I would have figured by then you would learn that the only way to fight someone in the entertainment industry is to not buy their stuff? Whats that? You already do that? Then good, you've made your choice as a consumer. So why the fuck do you care about his fucking music? Does it hurt you? Does the mentioning of his name literally cause a rash to form? If not, then guess what, he's not hurting you in any shape, way or manner. People have different taste, being immature about who they like doesn't make them think of your choice in music any higher, no matter who you listen to. Instead, all you do is educate those who do not know who he is and garner him more publicity.

Go learn what it means to be a troll before you start tossing that word around.

 

[blankedboy]

Sigh.

Point one, he doesn't make music. He didn't write a single song. Ever. He just contributes a bit to the vocals. And it is with no effort. He uses Auto-Tune. He could just drone along in a monotone and it'd do the rest. Hell, he probably does. There's no way of telling without being him.

I've been a guitarist for 8 years, I've done several tours with a few bands, and, like you sai, it is most definitely hard to do - if you're actually playing music. But all this guy does is talk for a while. There's a huge difference.

... You are just digging an even deeper grave for yourself, aren't you.
You're a mostly unrecognised musician who hates him for making money and being famous. You claim this is because he does it with no effort. How you know this is a mystery only you know the answer to.

Jesus, have you ever actually heard Auto-Tune? Go listen to Baby. Do it right now. Go on. Swallow down the bile and try not to die from all the brain hemorrhages. Now listen to T-Pain or Auto-Tune the News or something.
Gosh, Beiber must have a really fucking advanced version, huh. That technology sure has progressed a lot in secret.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that the actual music playing was not the difficult part of touring. It's the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity, trying to seem energetic on stage when you really just want to curl up and die, all that stuff.
I may not know as much as a professional such as yourself, but that is what I had gathered. It seems to me that Beiber has to deal with this as much as anyone.

But enough of this. Neither of us is going to convince the other of anything.
To continue is a waste of time. If you want to respond to this, fine, but I am not going to respond to you.

So you've given up trolling, congratz.

And yes, I've heard both Baby and many, many Auto-Tune songs.

And no, I've never wanted to curl up and die on stage.

And no, the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity and seeming energetic were significantly easier than actually performing music to a decent standard.

Like you say, perhaps you should gain some performing experience before making assumptions like that.

See ya.

What makes preforming music standard though? And that is why you hate him? Really? You hate him because you envy his possessions? People are born with lucky breaks, it doesn't mean they're bad people, honestly, looking at everything everyone has done to the kid, I'm kinda shocked you guys don't consider yourselves trolls.

Pushing Justin Bieber Syphilis up to the top of Google?

Proclaiming that his Mom was offered money to star in Play-boy?

Attacking a site that has nothing to do with Bieber and replacing all of his videos with shock porn and fake news articles?

Before you begin to call people trolls, you should first look to the men you're siding with.

Secondly, Tilly is a Troll? Really? I didn't see any trolling. I just saw an opinion that differed from yours. According to your account, you're 14 years old. I would have figured by then you would learn that the only way to fight someone in the entertainment industry is to not buy their stuff? Whats that? You already do that? Then good, you've made your choice as a consumer. So why the fuck do you care about his fucking music? Does it hurt you? Does the mentioning of his name literally cause a rash to form? If not, then guess what, he's not hurting you in any shape, way or manner. People have different taste, being immature about who they like doesn't make them think of your choice in music any higher, no matter who you listen to. Instead, all you do is educate those who do not know who he is and garner him more publicity.

Go learn what it means to be a troll before you start tossing that word around.

:|

You've missed the point completely, read my earlier posts before you make an irrelevant wall of text.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Sigh.

Point one, he doesn't make music. He didn't write a single song. Ever. He just contributes a bit to the vocals. And it is with no effort. He uses Auto-Tune. He could just drone along in a monotone and it'd do the rest. Hell, he probably does. There's no way of telling without being him.

I've been a guitarist for 8 years, I've done several tours with a few bands, and, like you sai, it is most definitely hard to do - if you're actually playing music. But all this guy does is talk for a while. There's a huge difference.

... You are just digging an even deeper grave for yourself, aren't you.
You're a mostly unrecognised musician who hates him for making money and being famous. You claim this is because he does it with no effort. How you know this is a mystery only you know the answer to.

Jesus, have you ever actually heard Auto-Tune? Go listen to Baby. Do it right now. Go on. Swallow down the bile and try not to die from all the brain hemorrhages. Now listen to T-Pain or Auto-Tune the News or something.
Gosh, Beiber must have a really fucking advanced version, huh. That technology sure has progressed a lot in secret.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that the actual music playing was not the difficult part of touring. It's the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity, trying to seem energetic on stage when you really just want to curl up and die, all that stuff.
I may not know as much as a professional such as yourself, but that is what I had gathered. It seems to me that Beiber has to deal with this as much as anyone.

But enough of this. Neither of us is going to convince the other of anything.
To continue is a waste of time. If you want to respond to this, fine, but I am not going to respond to you.

So you've given up trolling, congratz.

And yes, I've heard both Baby and many, many Auto-Tune songs.

And no, I've never wanted to curl up and die on stage.

And no, the constant travelling, preparation, garnering publicity and seeming energetic were significantly easier than actually performing music to a decent standard.

Like you say, perhaps you should gain some performing experience before making assumptions like that.

See ya.

What makes preforming music standard though? And that is why you hate him? Really? You hate him because you envy his possessions? People are born with lucky breaks, it doesn't mean they're bad people, honestly, looking at everything everyone has done to the kid, I'm kinda shocked you guys don't consider yourselves trolls.

Pushing Justin Bieber Syphilis up to the top of Google?

Proclaiming that his Mom was offered money to star in Play-boy?

Attacking a site that has nothing to do with Bieber and replacing all of his videos with shock porn and fake news articles?

Before you begin to call people trolls, you should first look to the men you're siding with.

Secondly, Tilly is a Troll? Really? I didn't see any trolling. I just saw an opinion that differed from yours. According to your account, you're 14 years old. I would have figured by then you would learn that the only way to fight someone in the entertainment industry is to not buy their stuff? Whats that? You already do that? Then good, you've made your choice as a consumer. So why the fuck do you care about his fucking music? Does it hurt you? Does the mentioning of his name literally cause a rash to form? If not, then guess what, he's not hurting you in any shape, way or manner. People have different taste, being immature about who they like doesn't make them think of your choice in music any higher, no matter who you listen to. Instead, all you do is educate those who do not know who he is and garner him more publicity.

Go learn what it means to be a troll before you start tossing that word around.

:|

You've missed the point completely, read my earlier posts before you make an irrelevant wall of text.

You dislike him because you find his music unoriginal and the singer himself talentless, very well. That I understand.

But you do not buy his music. You have not been ripped off by his music, his music has not scarred you for life. If his music does not affect you in any manner, financially or emotionally, is there really anything about it to complain about? If you hear it on a bus, bring an Ipod and listen to your own, change the station in the car to avoid listening to it, and I'm sure you don't willingly go and seek out his music on the web. There isn't really any reason to complain about something that doesn't affect your life in any manner what so ever.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

For everyone screaming about immaturity and "how can you wish someone dead?!?!?!" Here is the joke, and there it is going over your head.

Anyhow, found it amusing. Damn kid cannot sing anyway.

yeah, a lot of people don't seem to realize that they did this as a PARODY and since its Cartman (the hate-mongering fat bastard who NO ONE is supposed to identify with most of the time) doing it, then its not supposed to be a "good" thing. but its still hilarious, especially the way they did his voice

 

[Moosh50]

Actually, I'm a bit disappointed at Trey and Matt.

Any Lovecraft fan worth his salt would know that Cthuluhu, and the city of R'lyeh, both reside at earth, at the bottom of the Pacific-Ocean, not in another dimension.