Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

[Cain_Zeros]

So now I can basically get paid to punch his teeth out?

In theory. Though I doubt KW would find it a pleasant experience, you might actually seriously hurt your knuckles though (especially if you hook your punch and catch one of the "teeth" on an angle). Diamonds are a lot harder and (potentially) sharper than flesh and bone fisticuffs.

This is true... Hmmm... Money for Kanye teeth or avoiding serious harm to my hands...

 

[DE619]

I used to like him as a rapper when he first came out. That used to mean a lot due to the fact I normally hate rap but this is insane I can't stand him now.

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

nest time he gets on stage or something, i want someone to scream "Blinded By the Light" just for fun.


But on topic, yeah, hes a rapper, hell do stupid S**t like this, get used to it. Wont be surprised if I read in the newspaper tomorrow on my way to work that 50 cent is selling all of his CD's in platinum.... just for the hell of it.

 

[Snotnarok]

Some hobo is going to punch him in the face for a few of those nice expensive teeth.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Kanye: I want diamonds for my teeth
Dentist: You want me to give you another grill?
Kanye: No, I want diamonds, AS TEETH. I want diamonds instead of teeth.
Dentist: ...Ok.

I don't want to meet the man who's smart enough to be a dentist, yet dumb enough to go ahead and say yes to this.
"I just thought diamonds were cooler" When your as famous as he is, I don't think you need to worry about whats "cool".

 

[Dana22]

I heard he likes fish sticks.

 

[ethaninja]

Why am I not surprised by this? Guess he gets more fellatio for when he chews on penis.

 

[Sleekgiant]

But ohh man, we now have a joke don't we? Rusty Diamond Teeth as a possible innuendo maybe? You rock Slinky, you always have it on the mind! ;D

I can hear it now: So babe wanna try something new.
Like what?
Rusty diamond teeth.
YOUR SICK!!!! *leaves*

Also its mah job to rock

 

[Dorian6]

f*cking tool

 

[AKmontalvo]

I'm 25, and I had to get my top teeth removed. I wear dentures now, and I have to put my teeth in a jar everynight and put them in when I go somewhere snazzy so people don't think I'm a hobo. And this guy, just cause he has money, goes out and replaces all of his teeth with freaking diamonds. I'd be happy just having my actual teeth back. I'm all for the rich enjoying their money. By all means, go out to fancy dinner places and travel around the world. But this? This is just stupid and wasteful.

Im sure once the bottom row of diamond teeth has worn away (probably within a matter of weeks) the top row of real teeth he will miss his actual teeth as well

btw, i sypathsize with your story, my grandpa was in the marines and had a piece of debris shattered his front row, i bring this up because he got a 'crown' (a bunch of false teeth fixed into his jaw) which you may or my not have already considered or heard of.... not to get all up in your medical buisness but yeah

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Just goes to show money can't buy sense.

 

[sooperman]

I hate reading about musicians spending obscene amounts of money. Get real jobs, dammit.

 

[Kuroneko97]

.........I'm sorry. What?

 

[LogicNProportion]

I despised Kanye before.

I double-despise him now...

 

[Burningsok]

THE TEETH ARE NOW DIAMONDS!

"Hello rappers. Look at your grill, now look at mine, now look at yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it can look like mine if you start replacing your teeth. Look down, look up, where are you? You're at the dentist's looking for the grill your grill could look like. What's in your hand? I have it. It's the anesthetic for your surgery. Take a hit, now wake up, your teeth are now diamonds! Anything's possible when you act like a total dumbass, I'm on a boat."

Sorry, couldn't resist XD

Take them you've earned it!!

 

[Wintermute_]

Next on the list: Brain Piercing.
"I just thought it looked cooler and my douchebag gland is big enough to take the stud".
I wish I could have seen the look on that dentists face...

 

[Beastialman]

Pfft, so what, mine are made of lava.