Keanu Reeves is Immortal

[Baby Eater]

It makes sense now!

 

[AvsJoe]

Hehehe... 5 stars, thumbs up. Best conspiracy/cover-up I've heard in a long time.

 

[neoontime]

Wait, how could I have missed it!

 

[nepheleim]

He's not nearly a good enough at his job to account for all the experience you're describing. Unless... he's gotten so good at acting that he can successfully portray a terrible actor.

 

[Sleekgiant]

So......copypasta from another site is what you give us, gee thanks

 

[Hollock]

someone chop his head off and scream there can only be one so I can go to bed, thanks, bye

 

[Czargent Sane]

I love this thread.

 

[dex-dex]

I KNEW IT!

everyone says it is not true but there it is!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Maybe Mounet was Hindu and his punishment was to come back as himself but without acting skills? Nobody thought about that, eh?

You sir, maybe be indeed up to something!

Gentlemen! We must capture this "Keanu Reeves", if that really is indeed his name, and force him to expel his secrets to us! Failure is only somewhat of an option~!

..

 

[Blair Bennett]

A good friend of mine has stated on more than a few occasions, jokingly I might add, that Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No body was every found.

...*twitch*...

Well, if it is true I may enjoy his acting throughout my entire life. I don't believe it though.

 

[Brad Shepard]

So, he was Rasputin too then?

 

[chaos order]

holy crap. we must STEAL HIS GOO HIS PRECIOUS GOO.

 

[Martster]

All that time to perfect his acting skills but still as vacant as ever

Nice article, I haven't giggled at a good conspiracy theory in a while

 

[slowpoke999]

People in the future reading this will be like, Wow these people are so amazed by Immortality, they must have had the shittiest lives ever.

Besides there's got to be at least one baby/teenage photo of him

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

O_O

My God...