Keanu Reeves is Immortal

[oktalist]

I think more actors should subscribe to the Keanu Reeves School of Whether to Act in A Movie or Not.

Love it!

OT: this thread reminds me of the Ant and Dec sketch with Simon Munnery in the "Television" episode of Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle.

 

[captainwillies]

So, he was Rasputin too then?

exactly!

 

[RatRace123]

Oh my god! It's true, Keanu is a practitioner of the dark arts. Quick, someone call Buffy, or Ash, or Colonel Sanders. Don't stare into his gaze, rumors say... if you do, yours becomes just like it.

 

[snow]

Well if I learned anything from that one movie.. I sure as heck hope not...

That movie was "The Day the Earth found Keanu Reeves." ((Stood Still))

 

[Crayzor]

Was one of those people at the end Jesus?

 

[TimeLord]

I like Keanu.

Thank you for finally saying that! I don't think he's a bad actor

 

[Tekkawarrior]

/thread

 

[Soboth]

oh my god!
so they are real!

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Spoiler

what do you think?

I for one welcome and will bow down to our new immortal overlord and ruler.

 

[Enigma6667]

I knew it all along!

 

[Enigma6667]

I like Keanu.

Thank you for finally saying that! I don't think he's a bad actor

Watch Street Kings, and your mind will be changed.

 

[TimeLord]

I like Keanu.

Thank you for finally saying that! I don't think he's a bad actor

Watch Street Kings, and your mind will be changed.

Every actor has a bad film

 

[HK_01]

I've seen this before. The whole Monet thing is just coincidence, of course, but it is astounding that he looks just like he did when his career began.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

He isn't immortal. No one can live that long and still have no talent.

 

[LongAndShort]

But Mounet could act, couldn't he? You had to, to be famous as an actor back then.

 

[Abedeus]

I like Keanu.

RAAAAAAAAAEEEEEGGG!!!

Well, at least he is the One, after all.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Mother of god....

But there is a flaw in this; If he's really immortal, then why hasn't he learned to act???

Hard to teach an old dog new tricks?

Aye, by that logic:
Young dog, easy to teach.
Old dog, hard to teach.
Immortal dog, cannot teach.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Was one of those people at the end Jesus?

Oh dear god...another one was a fucking pharaoh. You can't draw a comparison to their god damn sarcophagus. Stupidity overload.